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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So was in the alchemist bar the other day having a Smokey old fashioned and i had a notion.

How do you think it would feel to get a speculum and litteraly have somone blow smoke up your arse?

Its a common phrase but thats gotta be a weird sensation.

The smoke guns seem.fairly cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam sure i saw on QI once that there used to be bellows along rivers so that if someone was drowning you would pull them to shore. Light a fire (!) Suck the smoke into the bellows and then, literally, blow it up their arse...

Is that a claxon I hear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would depend what you burned to make the smoke.

It could make you feel quite ill, or nicely relaxed.

They sometimes put painkillers in your butt for quicker effectiveness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need a speculum. You can use a funnel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm."

Crosses lacyandsam off the potential BBQ caterers list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made me chuckle... " they are drowning, quick light a fire, find some kidling and flint!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't need a speculum. You can use a funnel "

Ooo yes good point i over thought that side of things

Think ive got one in the garage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would depend what you burned to make the smoke.

It could make you feel quite ill, or nicely relaxed.

They sometimes put painkillers in your butt for quicker effectiveness. "

Oak chips are the traditional for the cocktails but theres a huge range available for smokers

Some toxicity research may be required.

Perhaps a nice applewood for flavour or pine for that fresh feeling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm.

Crosses lacyandsam off the potential BBQ caterers list. "

Now wash your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm."

Hahaha not them pesky tapeworm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm.

Hahaha not them pesky tapeworm "

The next question is how does a tapeworm respond to somone having smoke blown up thier ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would depend what you burned to make the smoke.

It could make you feel quite ill, or nicely relaxed.

They sometimes put painkillers in your butt for quicker effectiveness.

Oak chips are the traditional for the cocktails but theres a huge range available for smokers

Some toxicity research may be required.

Perhaps a nice applewood for flavour or pine for that fresh feeling?"

Pine might sting?

Would be nice to run though. Maybe cherry wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it would feel a bit like that time I got tapeworm.

Hahaha not them pesky tapeworm

The next question is how does a tapeworm respond to somone having smoke blown up thier ass.

"

It would probably cough.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You don't need a speculum. You can use a funnel "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That’s akin to a fart entering as opposed to exiting one’s arse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the air goes in it's got to come out.... I'd stand back op if I was you

Peach x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve always mused that it would be great if farts came out as smoke; Never again would we as humans have to suffer another’s silent but violent anal expulsions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the air goes in it's got to come out.... I'd stand back op if I was you

Peach x"

True thats a whole differnt fetish :p

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I've had plenty of people blow smoke up my arse!

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