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Cream eggs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With easter racing up lol

Just how do you eat yours?

And what other perverted things are they good for

Two friends of mine once played swapsy (not with their mouths either)

And when it eventually broke I got to eat the best cream egg ever xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Not as rude as that.

I gagged on one years ago as I put the whole thing in.

(My mouth!)

Now, I bite the top off and erm lick the insides out

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"With easter racing up lol

Just how do you eat yours?

And what other perverted things are they good for

Two friends of mine once played swapsy (not with their mouths either)

And when it eventually broke I got to eat the best cream egg ever xx"
a girl at my old high school put on a private show with a walnut whip, happy days indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bites yummer!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I lick it ..i suck it.. i let it dribble down my chin and when i feel ready i ram it right in Mmmmmmm cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I lick it ..i suck it.. i let it dribble down my chin and when i feel ready i ram it right in Mmmmmmm cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours ? "

Ooops clean jammie bottoms required xx

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

A fair few years back I used to be an Ann Summers rep.

When creme eggs were in the shops I used to buy them to play games with.

Unwrapped eggs between a girls knees, another girl kneels in front of her, arms behind their backs. In 30 seconds the one who bites the top off and licks out most of the inside wins!!!

Girls can be so competitive!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fair few years back I used to be an Ann Summers rep.

When creme eggs were in the shops I used to buy them to play games with.

Unwrapped eggs between a girls knees, another girl kneels in front of her, arms behind their backs. In 30 seconds the one who bites the top off and licks out most of the inside wins!!!

Girls can be so competitive!!! "

Two pairs left now xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we saw the funniest thing ever at Chams a few years ago with a cream egg - well it was funny for those in on the joke, the guy who did the eating was sick before he was told what had been done and NO I'm not explaining in here lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"

Two pairs left now xx "

I obviously need to get out more with some cream eggs in tow

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I lick it ..i suck it.. i let it dribble down my chin and when i feel ready i ram it right in Mmmmmmm cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours ?

Ooops clean jammie bottoms required xx "

hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am a nibbler n licker mmmmmnm

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"am a nibbler n licker mmmmmnm "

yeah i believe u but how do u eat ur cream egg

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cant stand them. the smell of them when im stood next to them in the shop is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish people would not put up these kinds of threads.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i break em in half and stick em on my nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish people would not put up these kinds of threads. "

So how do you eat yours?????? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nibble the top and then slowly suck, eventually encompassing the whole and lovingly savouring it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteasters! What ever next.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Love creme eggs and the rolo ones.

I always bite the top off and use my finger to get all the inside out before eating the shell.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"i break em in half and stick em on my nipples "

Makes a change to sequin pasties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont like them ,there in shop all year round now,son love them ,cant go in a shop with him coming out with one .

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

I remember when you needed a hacksaw to get into them!

Now they just so small all you really get is gooooo...

No likey now!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"With easter racing up lol

Just how do you eat yours?

And what other perverted things are they good for

Two friends of mine once played swapsy (not with their mouths either)

And when it eventually broke I got to eat the best cream egg ever xx a girl at my old high school put on a private show with a walnut whip, happy days indeed"

They were the days Sam,

I bet it's all change now, there would probably be some bloody jobsworth sticking their nose's in.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


" a girl at my old high school put on a private show with a walnut whip, happy days indeed

They were the days Sam,

I bet it's all change now, there would probably be some bloody jobsworth sticking their nose's in. "

A jobsworth sticking their nose in to prevent school kids having sex games?

I should bloody hope so

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Soapy, you are disgusting (and so are cream eggs). You will be in England for Easter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With easter racing up lol

Just how do you eat yours?

And what other perverted things are they good for

Two friends of mine once played swapsy (not with their mouths either)

And when it eventually broke I got to eat the best cream egg ever xx"

There is only one way to eat a creme egg and that's to bite the top off, scoop out the cream with your tongue or your finger, then finish off the empty chocolate shell. Anyone who disputes this is a heathen and needs to be tied to a tree and pelted with rotten tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like cream eggs

Far too sickly

Now then, mini eggs are a whole different matter !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"With easter racing up lol

Just how do you eat yours?

And what other perverted things are they good for

Two friends of mine once played swapsy (not with their mouths either)

And when it eventually broke I got to eat the best cream egg ever xx

There is only one way to eat a creme egg and that's to bite the top off, scoop out the cream with your tongue or your finger, then finish off the empty chocolate shell. Anyone who disputes this is a heathen and needs to be tied to a tree and pelted with rotten tomatoes. "

can I be tied up and pelted with cock instead please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we saw the funniest thing ever at Chams a few years ago with a cream egg - well it was funny for those in on the joke, the guy who did the eating was sick before he was told what had been done and NO I'm not explaining in here lol"

well thats pricked my curiosity need to know now

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

curiosity satisfied now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"curiosity satisfied now? "

yes thankyou

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"we saw the funniest thing ever at Chams a few years ago with a cream egg - well it was funny for those in on the joke, the guy who did the eating was sick before he was told what had been done and NO I'm not explaining in here lol"

awwweeee... go on, I'm intrigued now

Devil

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I like to eat mine off a man's cock, mmmmmm yummy

Devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to eat mine off a man's cock, mmmmmm yummy

Devil "

not as nice as drinking champagne out of someones flute tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course in a perfect world I would love to eat a cream egg but with all those nasty things you can catch I insist on keeping the wrapper on, I practice safe seggs.

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