FabSwingers.com forum: Wonky Chat Up Lines

By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Soooo..Whats the naffest line you've been hit with ..be it on here or RL?

"Well i must say you look 'fab'ulous!?

" .. that was a rare stinker i got the other day!...... Kaboom indeed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be exhausted you’ve been running through my mind all night

You must have a mirror in your knickers I can see myself In them

Oh the list goes on

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"You must be exhausted you’ve been running through my mind all night

You must have a mirror in your knickers I can see myself In them

Oh the list goes on "

10/10!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"You must be exhausted you’ve been running through my mind all night

You must have a mirror in your knickers I can see myself In them

Oh the list goes on "

*Starts taking notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must be exhausted you’ve been running through my mind all night

You must have a mirror in your knickers I can see myself In them

Oh the list goes on

*Starts taking notes*

Of what NOT to say

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do you like chicken ?

Yes

Suck on this it's fowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must be exhausted you’ve been running through my mind all night

You must have a mirror in your knickers I can see myself In them

Oh the list goes on "

They're quite good actually, lol

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Does being asked if my name is Google constitute a tacky chat up line?

Apparently, it's because I have everything they've been searching for.

I was impressed ...I fucked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooo..Whats the naffest line you've been hit with ..be it on here or RL?

"Well i must say you look 'fab'ulous!?

" .. that was a rare stinker i got the other day!...... Kaboom indeed.. "

You didn't like some one saying you looked fabulous ?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"You must be exhausted you’ve been running through my mind all night

You must have a mirror in your knickers I can see myself In them

Oh the list goes on

*Starts taking notes*

Of what NOT to say

Oh... *Starts new page in notebook*

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hi,

Sorry to trouble you but my magic watch says you aren't wearing any underwear.

"Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear."

Damn thing must be running 60 minutes fast

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

Sorry to trouble you but my magic watch says you aren't wearing any underwear.

"Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear."

Damn thing must be running 60 minutes fast"

Heard this one too haha there’s a catalogue of them in my

Inbox tbh they are quite funny better than the ones that talk of things that sound painful like smashing banging ruining

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform

*you'll need a handkerchief and I'm sure ladies could use it on men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform

*you'll need a handkerchief and I'm sure ladies could use it on men.

Much prefer Spanish fly

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Soooo..Whats the naffest line you've been hit with ..be it on here or RL?

"Well i must say you look 'fab'ulous!?

" .. that was a rare stinker i got the other day!...... Kaboom indeed..

You didn't like some one saying you looked fabulous ? "

I liked them even more for writing 'fab'ulous..

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Are you a parking ticket?. You got "fine" written all over you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a parking ticket?. You got "fine" written all over you. Lol"

Unpaid in my case

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