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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Those effing labels half way down your shirt that scratch and why do they have to make them sharp edges.

Oh and corn beef tin keys that break halfway round

Oh and let's not forget those who try to ram their points of view on you...

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By *ozy couple d lCouple
over a year ago

DROMORE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezy bottles of mayo, you can never get the last part out without removing the lid and using a knife.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think "

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think "

Lucky for me I don't wear any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think "

I cut them out

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Squeezy bottles of mayo, you can never get the last part out without removing the lid and using a knife. "

Don't forget the ones you squeeze that sound like a wet fart and go everywhere

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Buy better shirts?

&

Don't eat corned beef?

You'll feel better for it...

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think

I cut them out "

Labels in underwear have killed many naughty photos

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Buy better shirts?

&

Don't eat corned beef?

You'll feel better for it..."

No piss off

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think

I cut them out "

Me too if they’re have sharp edges.

Labels on the edge of a scarf. They have to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those tiny foil covers on a new toothpaste tube...

New baby wipes...impossible to just pull out one!

Peach x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The foil on a fresh jar of coffee. It never seems to peel off cleanly around the edges, risking bits of foil in your drink.

Plus, it looks really annoying

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"The foil on a fresh jar of coffee. It never seems to peel off cleanly around the edges, risking bits of foil in your drink.

Plus, it looks really annoying "

You should pop it with your finger then it seems to come off in two halves, kind of.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"The foil on a fresh jar of coffee. It never seems to peel off cleanly around the edges, risking bits of foil in your drink.

Plus, it looks really annoying

You should pop it with your finger then it seems to come off in two halves, kind of. "

I use a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The foil on a fresh jar of coffee. It never seems to peel off cleanly around the edges, risking bits of foil in your drink.

Plus, it looks really annoying

You should pop it with your finger then it seems to come off in two halves, kind of. "

Thank you for the Fab tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think

I cut them out

Labels in underwear have killed many naughty photos "

True that!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Sticky labels on new white goods...can't get the buggers off.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Sticky labels on new white goods...can't get the buggers off.

"

No that's bad..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Velcro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a grandson who has to have all his labels cut from his clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Velcro "

What have you got against velcro? It's a great invention!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!"

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Corned Beef: I use a tin opener to take the lid from the top and bottom off and just push it through, otherwise the swearing coming from the kitchen is shocking.

Corned Beef Hash is one of the very things i can cook and not incinerate.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off. "

Sorry but that made me laugh

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Corned Beef: I use a tin opener to take the lid from the top and bottom off and just push it through, otherwise the swearing coming from the kitchen is shocking.

Corned Beef Hash is one of the very things i can cook and not incinerate."

I made a big pan full the other day and thanks for the tip..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off.

Sorry but that made me laugh "

It's not funny PP these are real life problems

It's too heavy to put over the other shoulder

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off.

Sorry but that made me laugh

It's not funny PP these are real life problems

It's too heavy to put over the other shoulder "

Do you actually need everything in your bag just leave the vibes at home and get a bullet to take the edge off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrush.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway "

That's why I get button flys but then it does get drafty when it's windy.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Thrush."

Caniston

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway "

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off.

Sorry but that made me laugh

It's not funny PP these are real life problems

It's too heavy to put over the other shoulder "

You need a back pack

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!! "

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off.

Sorry but that made me laugh

It's not funny PP these are real life problems

It's too heavy to put over the other shoulder

You need a back pack "

I so Do!

Or a new coat

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've got a puffy winter coat and my bag keeps sliding off my shoulder

So irritating!

I stick mine over the opposite shoulder. I frequently strangke myself, but it doesn't slip off.

Sorry but that made me laugh

It's not funny PP these are real life problems

It's too heavy to put over the other shoulder

You need a back pack

I so Do!

Or a new coat "

That's your Saturday sorted

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Needing to fart in company drives me mad.

Had people staying at Christmas and couldn't even go elsewhere in the house as they'd have heard over the deadly silence as they'd turned the TV off to read

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Needing to fart in company drives me mad.

Had people staying at Christmas and couldn't even go elsewhere in the house as they'd have heard over the deadly silence as they'd turned the TV off to read "

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick "

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those tiny foil covers on a new toothpaste tube...

New baby wipes...impossible to just pull out one!

Peach x"

Ooh so agree .. all you want is Juan Sheet !

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking?? "

Pfft

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Squeezy bottles of mayo, you can never get the last part out without removing the lid and using a knife.

Don't forget the ones you squeeze that sound like a wet fart and go everywhere "

At least there's some entertainment value with these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking?? "

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that? "

Bet they stink as well

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that? "

I can lend you some pliers? Currently in MK if that's nearby?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those effing labels half way down your shirt that scratch and why do they have to make them sharp edges.

Oh and corn beef tin keys that break halfway round

Oh and let's not forget those who try to ram their points of view on you..."

Do you need a hug

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Those effing labels half way down your shirt that scratch and why do they have to make them sharp edges.

Oh and corn beef tin keys that break halfway round

Oh and let's not forget those who try to ram their points of view on you...

Do you need a hug "

Yes please

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that?

I can lend you some pliers? Currently in MK if that's nearby?! "

Come for coffee on your way home..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I had a label like that in my knickers last night.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I had a label like that in my knickers last night. "

Was.it fun

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I had a label like that in my knickers last night.

Was.it fun "

They're in the post to you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those effing labels half way down your shirt that scratch and why do they have to make them sharp edges.

Oh and corn beef tin keys that break halfway round

Oh and let's not forget those who try to ram their points of view on you...

Do you need a hug

Yes please "

Aww squeezes tightly

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I had a label like that in my knickers last night.

Was.it fun

They're in the post to you.... "

You're too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing tablets why do they always seem to fuse together I end up using six for one wash Maybe it’s a marketing ploy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that?

I can lend you some pliers? Currently in MK if that's nearby?! "

I appreciate your kind offer but tbh plyers are what put me In this sticky situation I might have to cut myself out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those little covers on the top of sauce bottles, you have to fight to get off before you can use the sauce x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask for NO SAUCE at Mac Donald’s drive thru Only to find when ur at home low and behold... SAUCE

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

People yes people, not all of them though only those at my little persons nursery who feel it makes sense to cause a bottleneck in the entrance way whilst they fuss around there darling little ones as my son and i reenact a scene from some trashy romcom thrashing through the crowd to get to each other... Those people.. Possibly the same people who try to board a train before everyone has got off and get a face full of my suitcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those little covers on the top of sauce bottles, you have to fight to get off before you can use the sauce x "

Milk bottles are worse, the little plastic flappy thing always rips without fail leaving me with nothing to pull the stupid thing off with

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that?

I can lend you some pliers? Currently in MK if that's nearby?!

I appreciate your kind offer but tbh plyers are what put me In this sticky situation I might have to cut myself out of them "

Oooh now that I could help with.... Sounds quite hot!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A flyer that won't stop falling so you try to fix it by squeezing the zipper tight with some plyers and now the zip is stuck halfway

Your not getting laid in a rush then!!

Don't even get me started on that and fyi it's all in the flick

The flick? Of your hand?

Isn't that just wanking??

I'm stuck in my jeans how am I supposed to do that?

I can lend you some pliers? Currently in MK if that's nearby?!

Come for coffee on your way home.."

I won't be alone!!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Those little covers on the top of sauce bottles, you have to fight to get off before you can use the sauce x

Milk bottles are worse, the little plastic flappy thing always rips without fail leaving me with nothing to pull the stupid thing off with"

Thought you had some pliers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those little covers on the top of sauce bottles, you have to fight to get off before you can use the sauce x

Milk bottles are worse, the little plastic flappy thing always rips without fail leaving me with nothing to pull the stupid thing off with

Thought you had some pliers "

I wouldn't want them rusty things anywhere near my milk

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Price stickers that just don't peel off present your giving

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Been to the supermarket and why do people always stand right in front of the products you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papercuts when licking and sticking an envelope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think "

Sometimes the labels are bigger than the pants.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Papercuts when licking and sticking an envelope!"

How bigs your tongue

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It’s worse when the label is in your underwear I think

Sometimes the labels are bigger than the pants."

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