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"Any rivers near by? "It might come to that. | |||
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"It likes you be nice  "My daughter said that. They choose you mum .....she said. My other daughters says im a witch. I know who I believe. | |||
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My daughter said that. They choose you mum .....she said.
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I know who I believe. "And witches have cats as familiars, the cat has chosen you, problem solved lol.  | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x" It's a bit wicked to send an old woman to the shops for lion shit. Can't I just piss in the flower beds ? | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x It's a bit wicked to send an old woman to the shops for lion shit. Can't I just piss in the flower beds ?" That will probably work too x | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x" I love this woman  | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about" Or just throw an orange at it. | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about Or just throw an orange at it." | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about Or just throw an orange at it. "My cat eats oranges, and anything round thrown at or near her is just a toy to kick around. I think you need a dog to catch a cat, then a goat to catch the dog, be careful when you reach the horse!  | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x I love this woman "Are you flirting with me please see other thread xx | |||
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"Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar? " Yes, thankyou for that. I don't think I'll ever eat another one now lol.  | |||
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"Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps?" You want me to give a strange feline liquid food from a bovine and then you want me to snuggle it up in my hominine arms ...... 
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about" I've got a shriveled lemon ? | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about I've got a shriveled lemon ?" It's citrus in general they don't like, but I think you should ask neighbours in case it's lost. | |||
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"Ask the neighbours .... a child may have lost their kitten.... lets hope it finds its way home." Do you write for the Metro ? | |||
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"Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps? You want me to give a strange feline liquid food from a bovine and then you want me to snuggle it up in my hominine arms ......
Then what ?"Then consider the lion poo pellets option maybe? | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about I've got a shriveled lemon ?" You can get cream for that,ask your chemist | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about I've got a shriveled lemon ? It's citrus in general they don't like, but I think you should ask neighbours in case it's lost. " Yes, pick it up and go knocking door to door. Be a good neighbour. | |||
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. " It's senses are wobbly then ....... | |||
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"Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar? Yes, thankyou for that. I don't think I'll ever eat another one now lol. "Yeh not good if you confuse the two x | |||
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"Lion poo is meant to be good at scaring cats away. Or maybe a lion bar? " Feed a lion, Lion bars, and use the lion's Lion bar poo. | |||
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. It's senses are wobbly then ....... " Underneath that spikey exterior is a warm and loving creature. | |||
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"Oranges! Cats hate the scent given off by orange peel.. Try scattering that about I've got a shriveled lemon ?" I am sorry. | |||
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much." I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x" mine scares grown adults and blocks toilets. Happy to shit on your doorstep for a fiver | |||
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"Give it a saucer of milk and a cuddle perhaps? You want me to give a strange feline liquid food from a bovine and then you want me to snuggle it up in my hominine arms ......
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Then consider the lion poo pellets option maybe?"No way am I cuddling poo pellets | |||
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone." Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)  | |||
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"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. It's senses are wobbly then ....... " Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet..... | |||
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. It's senses are wobbly then ....... Underneath that spikey exterior is a warm and loving creature. " He doesn't seem spikey just over friendly | |||
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. It's senses are wobbly then ....... Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet..... " Cats are twats | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x mine scares grown adults and blocks toilets. Happy to shit on your doorstep for a fiver" Can you do front and back for £7.50 ? | |||
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise) "Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ...... | |||
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. It's senses are wobbly then ....... Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet..... " Time for lessons then ? | |||
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"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago... It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining. I've told it to fuck off..... Any other ideas ? P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. " Yeah chill out don't be so aggresive its a little kitten.... | |||
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Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T.... "Wait til it gives you "the eyes"
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone." I often smell of garlic and authentic Jo Malone. Do you look like a a cock? Pussy likes cock. | |||
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)
Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ...... "Did you make that up in your kitchen? | |||
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"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago... It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining. I've told it to fuck off..... Any other ideas ? P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. Yeah chill out don't be so aggresive its a little kitten...." What's the first lesson in 'How to chill?' | |||
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"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner
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Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....
Wait til it gives you "the eyes"
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. I often smell of garlic and authentic Jo Malone. Do you look like a a cock? Pussy likes cock. " Hold on. I'm just checking out the mirror. | |||
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"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago... It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining. I've told it to fuck off..... Any other ideas ? P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. Yeah chill out don't be so aggresive its a little kitten.... What's the first lesson in 'How to chill?' " Lots of ice
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"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner
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Wait til it gives you "the eyes"
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You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities. "Oooh... dark 
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)
Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ......
Did you make that up in your kitchen?"No. I bought it from a disreputable 'wink wink nod nod' .... | |||
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. I often smell of garlic and authentic Jo Malone. Do you look like a a cock? Pussy likes cock. Hold on. I'm just checking out the mirror." No. I look like Vanessa Feltz after a week of sleepless nights. | |||
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"They like the smell of old people. Stop using that lilac talc you love so much. I smell of garlic and fake Jo Malone. Oooh which Jo Malone scent? (fake or otherwise)
Basil, Lime, Mandarin today ......
Did you make that up in your kitchen?
No. I bought it from a disreputable 'wink wink nod nod' ...."That could be your problem. When those scents warm up they smell like cat pee. Watson, my job here is done! | |||
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You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities. "Percy Shaw, from my home town of Halifax, invented the cats eye reflecting road stud. It’s a little known fact that if the cat had been facing the other direction with its tail aloft, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener. | |||
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"Is it curled up on your sofa with you yet? "Is this the kitten or a steaming lion shit ? If I have to choose it won't be the kitten | |||
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"Pick it up, read the collar tag hopefully it has an address or number, try not to fall in love with it, return to owner
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Fall in love ? It's a cat ! C A T....
Wait til it gives you "the eyes"
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You can put them on the entrance to your drive way, good reflective qualities.
Percy Shaw, from my home town of Halifax, invented the cats eye reflecting road stud. It’s a little known fact that if the cat had been facing the other direction with its tail aloft, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener. "I was reading that so seriously ........ | |||
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"It can sense what a warm and loving person you are and wants to be your fur baby. It's senses are wobbly then ....... Tis only a baby - not learnt about the big bad world yet..... Cats are twats "Concerned what you are fucking right now PP.....! | |||
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"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago... It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining. I've told it to fuck off..... Any other ideas ? P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. " Earplugs | |||
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"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago... It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining. I've told it to fuck off..... Any other ideas ? P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. Earplugs "YOU my friend are a fucking genius....... I'm gonna stick them in the cats ears and maybe then it'll get the message ! | |||
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"Be nice, see a little pussy found you "You say that like it's a jehova's witness trying to save me. | |||
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"Put a cuecumber on your doorstep they hate them " And some gin and tonic | |||
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"Put a cuecumber on your doorstep they hate them " This is also genius !! I'll have to wait for the Ocado delivery tho ... | |||
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"There's a fucking black kitten mewling at my back door ( not a euphemism ) It's been there since I came in from my run an hour ago... It's not mine but i'm pretty near killing point with the incessant whining. I've told it to fuck off..... Any other ideas ? P.S. It's well cared for and has a collar on and i've seen it in the street before so it's not lost or ill. Earplugs
YOU my friend are a fucking genius....... I'm gonna stick them in the cats ears and maybe then it'll get the message !" | |||
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You say that like it's a jehova's witness trying to save me."Lol not at all maybe salems cat | |||
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"You can buy pellets that apparently smell like lion shit that will scare the fucker off x" All very well until you come home and find a lioness on your doorstep! | |||
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"Has it gone yet? It's boiling on her stove." So many kittens. So few recipes. | |||
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"Has it gone yet?" Yeah ....... I miss him. | |||
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"Has it gone yet? It's boiling on her stove. So many kittens. So few recipes." korean cookbook again eh | |||
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"We had a random car turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies. "How do you put socks on a car | |||
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"We had a random cat turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies.
How do you put socks on a car "Regularly. | |||
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"We had a random cat turn up, we called him White Socks, cause it looked like he was wearing white socks. I have loads of cool stories like that ladies.
How do you put socks on a car
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