FabSwingers.com forum: Complete the following limerick :

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A little Friday night near the knuckle fun which made a certain person laugh !!

Anyone heard it and can complete?

“ All the nice girls ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re going to need to give us a clue ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re going to need to give us a clue ..

Haha .. my first disastrous forum entry

All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick .. etc

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't think that's a limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think that's a limerick"

Actually you’re right ! My bad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man with a clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man with a clock"

Who told his flatmate always to knock

One day he was caught with his dick in

That evenings roast chicken

So now he's bought another door lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man with a clock

Who told his flatmate always to knock

One day he was caught with his dick in

That evenings roast chicken

So now he's bought another door lock"

Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man with a clock

Who told his flatmate always to knock

One day he was caught with his dick in

That evenings roast chicken

So now he's bought another door lock

Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!"

Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man with a clock

Who told his flatmate always to knock

One day he was caught with his dick in

That evenings roast chicken

So now he's bought another door lock

Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!

Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences

I much prefer Sage and Onion when it comes to stuffing a chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man with a clock

Who told his flatmate always to knock

One day he was caught with his dick in

That evenings roast chicken

So now he's bought another door lock

Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!

Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences

I much prefer Sage and Onion when it comes to stuffing a chicken"

You have too many words in the third line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man with a clock

Who told his flatmate always to knock

One day he was caught with his dick in

That evenings roast chicken

So now he's bought another door lock

Best I could cone up with at short notice and definitely not biographical!

Nothing wrong with drawing on your experiences

I much prefer Sage and Onion when it comes to stuffing a chicken

You have too many words in the third line."

I think it's syllables that matter but at least it's better than any other efforts...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a man from Nantucket

( this isn’t going to end well is it lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man from Nantucket"

Who put his left foot in a bucket

His right in a hole

He stepped on a mile

And said 'Oh for fucks sake, that's these socks ruined'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a man from Nantucket

Who put his left foot in a bucket

His right in a hole

He stepped on a mile

And said 'Oh for fucks sake, that's these socks ruined'"

Hahahaha !!!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"You’re going to need to give us a clue ..

Haha .. my first disastrous forum entry

All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick .. etc "

And all nasty boys like to tease them and poke em with their stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re going to need to give us a clue ..

Haha .. my first disastrous forum entry

All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick .. etc

And all nasty boys like to tease them and poke em with their stick."

Oooh in the words of Roy Walkers catchphrase

You’re close but it’s not right !

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.

Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.

Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy"

We have a winner everyone! Well done you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.

Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy"

And where did you learn that may I ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.

Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy

And where did you learn that may I ask?"

Unfortunately from a work colleague when I was 17 in shipyard !

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"All the nice girls like a candle, all the nice girls like a wick but there's something about a candle which reminds them of a prick.

Nice and greasy, slips in easy it's a girls pride and joy. It's been up our lady Jane and it's going up again. Ship ahoy ship ahoy

And where did you learn that may I ask?"

In the Navy, don't start sing YMCA please , please.

O go on then.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

So what's next,

The good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us.

Anyone care to finish it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis. "

Oh very good haha !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis. "

Not very original though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

Yes maybe so - infact I entitled the thread incorrectly- it should have been : complete this naughty song ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She led on her back

And opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a swinger from sky

Who didn't know if he was bi

So he sucked on a cock

And swallowed the lot

Then posted a thread as to why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a swinger from sky

Who didn't know if he was bi

So he sucked on a cock

And swallowed the lot

Then posted a thread as to why..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a cannibal called NED

He used to eat biscuits in bed

His mother said Honey...

That’s not very funny,

You should eat people instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young British spy

Who thought he would give men a try

He'd often had women

This time, let a him in -

The cock up his crack made him cry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a cannibal called NED

He used to eat biscuits in bed

His mother said Honey...

That’s not very funny,

You should eat people instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a cannibal called NED

He used to eat biscuits in bed

His mother said Honey...

That’s not very funny,

You should eat people instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a cannibal called NED

He used to eat biscuits in bed

His mother said Honey...

That’s not very funny,

You should eat people instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a woman from crewe

Who said as the bishop withdrew

The vicar was quicker

And slicker and thicker

And 2 inches longer than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a woman from crewe

Who said as the bishop withdrew

The vicar was quicker

And slicker and thicker

And 2 inches longer than you!"

Hahah love it , feeling all holy all of a sudden

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.

To be original :

'Twas on the good ship Venus

By God you should have seen us

Me in bed with a bi red head

Double dildo in between us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the nice girls come out come out and play loll

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.

To be original :

'Twas on the good ship Venus

By God you should have seen us

Me in bed with a bi red head

Double dildo in between us."

Mary Mary has a bike

She rode it back to front,

But every time the wheels went round

A spoke went up her @@@t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.

To be original :

'Twas on the good ship Venus

By God you should have seen us

Me in bed with a bi red head

Double dildo in between us."

Oh crapola mmm

A cold shower and a nice hot cup of bromide required courtesy of THAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.

To be original :

'Twas on the good ship Venus

By God you should have seen us

Me in bed with a bi red head

Double dildo in between us."

I’m seeing a lot of red haired appreciation everywhere I look lately, has anyone else noticed this, the power of suggestion is definitely planting a seed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.

To be original :

'Twas on the good ship Venus

By God you should have seen us

Me in bed with a bi red head

Double dildo in between us.

I’m seeing a lot of red haired appreciation everywhere I look lately, has anyone else noticed this, the power of suggestion is definitely planting a seed "

Yes - my first girlfriend was a redhead - I was ( not ginger !) when I had the flowing rock star ‘do’ .. seed planted I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was an erect penis.

Not very original though

I thought the op was asking for the song to be completed.

To be original :

'Twas on the good ship Venus

By God you should have seen us

Me in bed with a bi red head

Double dildo in between us.

I’m seeing a lot of red haired appreciation everywhere I look lately, has anyone else noticed this, the power of suggestion is definitely planting a seed

Yes - my first girlfriend was a redhead - I was ( not ginger !) when I had the flowing rock star ‘do’ .. seed planted I feel "

Careful where you plant those seeds

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A sexy fabster from the North West,

Sent me cheeky messages in jest,

GirlyGoo was her name,

And it really is a shame,

I live many miles away from the North West!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

What a lovely post, enjoyed that so thanks op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a lovely post, enjoyed that so thanks op."

Thank you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey all

thank you for all your posts - a lot of fun and banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy fabster from the North West,

Sent me cheeky messages in jest,

GirlyGoo was her name,

And it really is a shame,

I live many miles away from the North West!

I’m very touched (no such pun)

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

There was a man called Stella

She wasn’t an ordinary fella

With heels bright red

And legs to her head

But hair certainly isn’t by Wella

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"There was a man called Stella

She wasn’t an ordinary fella

With heels bright red

And legs to her head

She now has a dungeon in her cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man in our street who's willy hung down by his feet.

His balls hung so low they brushed his big toe...

It was on Fab he got his first meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a man in our street who's willy hung down by his feet.

His balls hung so low they brushed his big toe...

It was on Fab he got his first meet."

Superb !!

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