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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sophie Rayworth. Yummy Mummy tv newsvixen.

Felicity Jones. Overly posh Rogue One rebellion warrior.

Kirsty Allsop. Curvaceous domestic cuddlemonster.

Professor Alice Roberts. Intellectual tv hottie and sapiosexual wank-fantasy

Who else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy

Jason Momoa

Ruby Rose

Alexander Skaarsgard

Helena Bonham Carter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed"

This. Hate crumbs in the bed

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed

This. Hate crumbs in the bed"

But I love being eaten in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ian Somerhalder

Chris Hemsworth

Liam Hemsworth

Chris Evans (captain America, not the ginger twat)

Will Smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed

This. Hate crumbs in the bed

But I love being eaten in bed?"
thats different

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

Swap me for Pippa and I'll get the girls round

Darcy might need to do some warm ups first.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Paul Kaye

Luke Evans (welsh actor)

Iain Glen

Liam Cunningham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed

This. Hate crumbs in the bed

But I love being eaten in bed?"

I think I'm safe in suggesting that maybe doesn't cause crumbs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed

This. Hate crumbs in the bed

But I love being eaten in bed?

I think I'm safe in suggesting that maybe doesn't cause crumbs?

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mind the wet patch tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

"
I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x"

She didn't mention you last time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You OP "

Understandable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x

She didn't mention you last time?

"
Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x

She didn't mention you last time?

Ouch

Nessie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonnie Rotten

Kleo Valentien

Megan Fox of course

Emily Blunt

Tom Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roland rat cos hes probly eating the crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

"
You do like posh totty xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Serena Williams

Jeffery Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Steve Austin

Travis Fimmel

Bill Skarsgard

I could go on and on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucy Worsley and Alice Roberts

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tom Hardy could eat a whole French stick, seven croissants and an entire very crumbly apple crumble in my bed and I wouldn't throw him out for crumbs.

He wouldn't find time to do so though to be honest

Ah, a girl can dream..

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By *avid1234555Man
over a year ago

Dfs and Galloway/Ayrshire.

Judith Ralston - BBC weather presenter...sexy lady.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

Swap me for Pippa and I'll get the girls round

Darcy might need to do some warm ups first."

Ok Minx - deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serena Williams

Jeffery Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Steve Austin

Travis Fimmel

Bill Skarsgard

I could go on and on! "
WHAT!!!!!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Damn it, I forgot to say Elizabeth Hurley too - forget crumbs in the bed, I'd happily drink her bath water

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

You do like posh totty xx"

Posh and from Watford is the utopia combo ...not sure such a thing exists?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Serena Williams

Jeffery Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Steve Austin

Travis Fimmel

Bill Skarsgard

I could go on and on! WHAT!!!!!

Oh aye and the Rock. ROCK BOTTOM!!!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

Absolutely not. Everyone would get locked out of bed. Infact, they can sit on the floor and eat their food first haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

You do like posh totty xx

Posh and from Watford is the utopia combo ...not sure such a thing exists?

"
This is true I am far too common for your good self x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie Hunnam

Freddie Flintoff

Gerard Butler

Channing Tatum

Jamie Rednapp

Tom Hardy

Kelly Brook

Gal Galdot

They can eat biccies in my bed anytime

Oh and _ensuallover1000 of course

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Chris Hemsworth

Ross McCall

Chris Pratt

Jensen Ackles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demi Lovato

Sarah Beeny

Carol Kirkwood

Nicki Minaj

Kelly Brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Panther.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Shia Labeouf.

Crazy but gorgeous.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Jason momoa, Ryan Reynolds and Conor mcgregor

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knows

Come on, someone had to say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He knows

Come on, someone had to say it! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He knows

Come on, someone had to say it! "

Yes I do, thanks my lovely

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

The list is a long one lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Dwayne Johnson can sprinkle his crumbs over me any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man is worth crumbs in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serena Williams

Jeffery Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Steve Austin

Travis Fimmel

Bill Skarsgard

I could go on and on! WHAT!!!!!

Oh aye and the Rock. ROCK BOTTOM!!!

"
il give you a rock bottom

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'd fully expect her to drop crumbs in the bed, where else would you eat cold toast?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

There is one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jensen ackles omg yes yes yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margot Robbie & Scarlet Johanson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scott Eastwood......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I wouldn’t throw Kelly Brook out even if she shit in my bed.

Well.....ok, I would, but you get the idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Betty Rubble : animated stoneage sexpot

Phoebe Cates : 1980s hormonal teenager groin-stirrer

Jessica Ennis-Hill : Fit as fuck (literally) fittie!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds

Changing Tatum

James McAvoy

Tom selleck

Robert Downey Junior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is literally no one I would not throw out of bed for dropping crumbs

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Jeff Goldblum would be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should only eat squidgy, sticky things in bed. Ice cream. Maple syrup. Hot fudge. Etc etc

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)

Salma Hayek

Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)

Megan Fox

...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time

Darcy Bussell drives me nuts! Posh bird who says ‘wiv’ urghhh

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Jeff Goldblum would be fun

and Michael Fassbender. And David Mitchell.

As long as it's not fricking pizza cheese crumbs. That stuff gets everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!

Me? SLAP!

Crumbs? Fucking animals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!

Me? SLAP!

Crumbs? Fucking animals!"
Yes Ma,aaam xx

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!

Me? SLAP!

Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx"

Megan Fox's cute little bottom ...SLAP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!

Me? SLAP!

Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx"

Only on my thread. Here I'm a mere mortal like everyone else. It's liberating to sneak off occasionally. So hard being The Glorious Leader.

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over a year ago

"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!

Me? SLAP!

Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx

Megan Fox's cute little bottom ...SLAP!

Watch your hands, it's all bone. Man like dem girls 'Thick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!

Me? SLAP!

Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx

Megan Fox's cute little bottom ...SLAP!

Watch your hands, it's all bone. Man like dem girls 'Thick! "

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

Ryan gosling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself...I wouldn't kick out of bed Kit Harington or Angelina Jolie

Hubby's is Kelly Brook and J Lo

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

Richard Madden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself...I wouldn't kick out of bed Kit Harington or Angelina Jolie

Hubby's is Kelly Brook and J Lo"

I've said hello to Kelly Brook

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Hiddleston. Still would

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Jason Statham

Gerard Butler

Tatum Channing

Alex McLoughlin

Denzel Washington

Dwayne Johnson

Edris Elba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would throw anyone out of bed for leaving crumbs. What kind of heathen eats in bed anyway!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I would throw anyone out of bed for leaving crumbs. What kind of heathen eats in bed anyway!

Stop being passive aggressive Lorna ...we're only talking biscuit crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You .... of course

Failing that

Jason or Gerard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would throw anyone out of bed for leaving crumbs. What kind of heathen eats in bed anyway!

Stop being passive aggressive Lorna ...we're only talking biscuit crumbs

Oh my goodness this is the third thread that has now been mentioned on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matthew Goode

Michiel Huisman

His missus is gorgeous looking too

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Kinky bird she's stunning super sexy

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Boy Mode Olivia Newton John

Girl mode Idris Elba ...is be feeding him

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By *ikki_now_n_thenTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Bailey Jay

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

You too nikky mmmmm

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By *oredhousewife41Woman
over a year ago

bellshill

Steven Gerald

Jamie Rednapp

Channing Tatum

Gerald Butler

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