FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Shock horror!You recognise the person above from a Crime Watch reconstruction...what have they done?

Play nicely, no serial killers...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Public exhibitionism

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout"

I....I fell on it....honest

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

"
atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials"

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine"

Jacked up his bosses car and made off with the wheels. Tut!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine

Jacked up his bosses car and made off with the wheels. Tut!

Was seen in police custody for having faked a breath test. Under the influence of Tizer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine

Jacked up his bosses car and made off with the wheels. Tut!

Was seen in police custody for having faked a breath test. Under the influence of Tizer."

Wanted on suspicion of doing unspeakable things to a lollipop mans lolipop.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine

Jacked up his bosses car and made off with the wheels. Tut!

Was seen in police custody for having faked a breath test. Under the influence of Tizer.

Wanted on suspicion of doing unspeakable things to a lollipop mans lolipop."

Was arrested for fisting a horse they didnt buy his im a vet excuse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine

Jacked up his bosses car and made off with the wheels. Tut!

Was seen in police custody for having faked a breath test. Under the influence of Tizer.

Wanted on suspicion of doing unspeakable things to a lollipop mans lolipop.

Was arrested for fisting a horse they didnt buy his im a vet excuse"

Found carving holes in watermelons at Sainsburys and performing indecent acts on them. When discovered by staff, made his escape into the street carrying a fresh watermelon.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked a watermelon in pjs at asda checkout

I....I fell on it....honest

And then left without giving number so the poor Watermelon can't get back in touch

atacked a granny with a hankerchief full of mint imperials

Stole ALL the Worthers Originals!!! You swine

Jacked up his bosses car and made off with the wheels. Tut!

Was seen in police custody for having faked a breath test. Under the influence of Tizer.

Wanted on suspicion of doing unspeakable things to a lollipop mans lolipop.

Was arrested for fisting a horse they didnt buy his im a vet excuse

Found carving holes in watermelons at Sainsburys and performing indecent acts on them. When discovered by staff, made his escape into the street carrying a fresh watermelon. "

Wanted for travelling the country and visiting every single KFC and sustituting a jalopeno based pepper into the Colonels Secret Recipe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted for travelling the country and visiting every single KFC and sustituting a jalopeno based pepper into the Colonels Secret Recipe.

Wanted for interfering with all the mannequins in his local Primark. Police say they have enough of his semen collected from inside the mannequins to fill a small paddling pool.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"Shock horror!You recognise the person above from a Crime Watch reconstruction...what have they done?

Play nicely, no serial killers...

"
Made fraudulent claims of criminality

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Steeling cucumbers from Tesco. Concealed in a very private place

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Didn't mean to do the

face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't mean to do the

face"

Lying about her Ethnicity

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Didn't mean to do the

face

Lying about her Ethnicity

Wanted for looking far too good in knickers, in a built up area.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't mean to do the

face

Lying about her Ethnicity

Wanted for looking far too good in knickers, in a built up area."

Guilty of wearing knickers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't mean to do the

face

Lying about her Ethnicity

Wanted for looking far too good in knickers, in a built up area.

Guilty of wearing knickers

Putting on trousers without due care and attention.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Didn't mean to do the

face

Lying about her Ethnicity

Wanted for looking far too good in knickers, in a built up area.

Guilty of wearing knickers

Putting on trousers without due care and attention."

I'm not sure what he's going to be charged with, but there's something afoot...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't mean to do the

face

Lying about her Ethnicity

Wanted for looking far too good in knickers, in a built up area.

Guilty of wearing knickers

Putting on trousers without due care and attention.

I'm not sure what he's going to be charged with, but there's something afoot..."

I'm not sure what you've done.... but you should be soundly spanked... in public

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was pretending to be a member of Judas Priest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was pretending to be a member of Judas Priest. "

Was caught strealing my grans knickers of her line

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Armed robbery of a knitting shop, seen throwing deadly balls of wool at the proprietors

Whilst obviously nicking a pattern for knitting cock warmers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Selling fake goods

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Selling fake goods "

Making brownies without a current food hygiene certificate.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Selling fake goods "
impersonating an policeman!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impailed someone. With his hard on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pitching a tent next to a "keep off the grass" sign.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pitching a tent next to a "keep off the grass" sign. "

Making me hard in public

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pitching a tent next to a "keep off the grass" sign.

Making me hard in public

And me to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Pitching a tent next to a "keep off the grass" sign.

Making me hard in public

And me to"

Dazzling passers with his underpants.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She flahsed an old lady in the supermarket and smeared her clam juice over a the movie poster featuring Tom Hardy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Wanted in relation to destruction of property feet marks on headboard in Premier Inn police looking for young woman alleged also to be wearing socks in bed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pitching a tent next to a "keep off the grass" sign.

Making me hard in public

And me to

Dazzling passers with his underpants."

I can always remove them. He he

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Wanted in relation of production and distribution of maple syrup outside of Canada..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

smuggling budgies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shock horror!You recognise the person above from a Crime Watch reconstruction...what have they done?

Play nicely, no serial killers...

This song was on the radio this afternoon.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught robbing copper off a school

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Something to do with Blake the Snake and an office photocopier ...dont know the full story

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handling swollen goods..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Probably punched above his weight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole the last chicken in Sainsbury's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Stole the last chicken in Sainsbury's "

Must have been a hot one cos it is now! Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Winking with his chocolate starfish at the nudist beach

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Winking with his chocolate starfish at the nudist beach "

Pretending they live in Brighton when it's actually Eastbourne. ..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread