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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the fuck is this M8cky Mouse Bullshit? Right! Once we've taken back the Commonwealth. Im going to use my Power and Influence to change the number of posts per thread.

My disciples did well in the last dying embers of the first Revolution. Britain is conquered.

Deltawave was correct.. All of the USA is required as sacrifice. As will the Froglets, we need their kisses.

Mui Bien Ministers of Foreign things.. So proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is this M8cky Mouse Bullshit? Right! Once we've taken back the Commonwealth. Im going to use my Power and Influence to change the number of posts per thread.

My disciples did well in the last dying embers of the first Revolution. Britain is conquered.

Deltawave was correct.. All of the USA is required as sacrifice. As will the Froglets, we need their kisses.

Mui Bien Ministers of Foreign things.. So proud."

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the fuck is this M8cky Mouse Bullshit? Right! Once we've taken back the Commonwealth. Im going to use my Power and Influence to change the number of posts per thread.

My disciples did well in the last dying embers of the first Revolution. Britain is conquered.

Deltawave was correct.. All of the USA is required as sacrifice. As will the Froglets, we need their kisses.

Mui Bien Ministers of Foreign things.. So proud.

Come again?"

You're not a child of the Revolution! Do you want to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper* "

.... Don't make me paranoid

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Nope I’m a republican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper*

.... Don't make me paranoid "

You aren't an android.

Come on oh wise one, bring your A game. Believe in you.... your minions do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope I’m a republican"

You you don't want to join Cixi's Revolutionary Army Party? How very dare you! I had high hopes for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper*

.... Don't make me paranoid

You aren't an android.

Come on oh wise one, bring your A game. Believe in you.... your minions do"

You're right, rub my shoulders, tell me I'm awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper*

.... Don't make me paranoid

You aren't an android.

Come on oh wise one, bring your A game. Believe in you.... your minions do

You're right, rub my shoulders, tell me I'm awesome "

Pass the lotion

You're awesome

Ariba ariba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper*

.... Don't make me paranoid

You aren't an android.

Come on oh wise one, bring your A game. Believe in you.... your minions do

You're right, rub my shoulders, tell me I'm awesome

Pass the lotion

You're awesome

Ariba ariba "

Life is good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible"

Is Delta Wave his T girl name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible"

He rides a tricked out ATAT complete with gold collar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible

Is Delta Wave his T girl name?"

I didn't hire him on his status on Fab.. I think you'd better say his name with a little more respect if you want to make it in this place Private. You in my World now

You're either with us or against us... We're fighting for Sexual Liberation Worldwide if it helps sway things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible

Is Delta Wave his T girl name?"

Off to the Dungeons with you! You require reducation! Hence forth Sc*t is banned (musically or otherwise)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible

He rides a tricked out ATAT complete with gold collar."

Big pimpin' baby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I become a member of Crap do I have to listen to Scat?

I hope not. Deltawave is Minister of Sound. You must call him Sir. He has Carte Blanche on all things audible

Is Delta Wave his T girl name?

Off to the Dungeons with you! You require reducation! Hence forth Sc*t is banned (musically or otherwise)!"

The Lord of the Bling has spoken.. Off to the Dungeon with him. Who would like to administer the Punishment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lord of the Bling has spoken.. Off to the Dungeon with him. Who would like to administer the Punishment?"

He should be punished for having such a vile profile picture anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Somebody see to this mess, it's almost Ones bedtime. Need to Thrap one off before bed otherwise I'll be restless during the night..

Take care of things whilst I'm gone will you my little War Babies.

Ministries of Foreign and Sound may make all decisions on my behalf, do not disturb my beauty sleep, it's sorely needed.

Incase of emergency, Field Marshall Sensualbiguy may assume Marshall Law at any time he chooses for any reason.

Those are my Orders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caffè chiunque?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"caffè chiunque?"

c'est chic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lord of the Bling has spoken.. Off to the Dungeon with him. Who would like to administer the Punishment?

He should be punished for having such a vile profile picture anyway!

Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I’m a republican"

Is that like a born again landlord?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Most disappointing people.. It's been rather orderly whilst I was away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

Burtons! Fucking Burtons! Hugo Boss my good man! Anyway, you can't attempt to sexually liberate the entire planet wearing day-glo budgey smugglers, they will see you marching down the champs elysees from frigging Mars! You cannot wear victory parade attire during the invasion phase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you know, talking about a revolution sounds *like a whisper* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They quaked in fear as being exiled if they misbehaved.

Cordon bleu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I dunno.. we're not exactly conventional revolutionaries are we now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They quaked in fear as being exiled if they misbehaved.

Cordon bleu "

Favourite child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They quaked in fear as being exiled if they misbehaved.

Cordon bleu

Favourite child "

Merci beauCOUP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I here by declare Trididad and Tobago as my new Seat of Power. Capital of my New World Order. Pigeon Point is my Official Residence.

I'd like my Foreign Ministers on Home Soil, they can practice their Spanish on short flights around the Carribean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They quaked in fear as being exiled if they misbehaved.

Cordon bleu

Favourite child

Merci beauCOUP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno.. we're not exactly conventional revolutionaries are we now?"

Glorious leader, I know that. But we have to lull the conquered populations into a state of serenity before private budge blinds them with those neon monstrosities. It could scupper the entire revolution.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno.. we're not exactly conventional revolutionaries are we now?

Good thinking Batman! From this day Forth, luminous budgie smugglers are not to be worn. I know this measure may be seen as draconic, you have my word, come Independence Day, all clothing bans will be lifted.

*Hands rhubarb coloured t-shirts out around the War Cabinet, emblazoned in Bold, custard coloured font.. "Sexy like Cixi".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back from my day job oh masterful one. What's a crack-a-lacking?

geistig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viva la revolution

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Foreign Office Dear.. Would you please edumacate Pull my Finger on using the Frog tongue? I believe Foreign types are your speciality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, finger, ease up on the froggle speak that's my department.

You can be chemical warfare technician, coz we all know what happens when we pull your finger. Capichè?

All done Cixi. Am I still your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo, finger, ease up on the froggle speak that's my department.

You can be chemical warfare technician, coz we all know what happens when we pull your finger. Capichè?

All done Cixi. Am I still your favourite?

Always, only more now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo, finger, ease up on the froggle speak that's my department.

You can be chemical warfare technician, coz we all know what happens when we pull your finger. Capichè?

All done Cixi. Am I still your favourite?

Always, only more now

Yaaaaaay

Poppety-ping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please."

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

Ahhh.. ok. Inform the smuggler of buddies, that provided he sticks to his Tailor, I'll allow him to wear the smugglers underneath. Provided The Minister of Sound is ok with this. I am, after all, the most benevolent of Dictators, don't like stepping on the shoes of such valued members of the Cabinet. Pending his approval, I grant you exemption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

Yo smuggler dude.

Read that wordy stuff above innit geezer.

grazie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

Yo smuggler dude.

Read that wordy stuff above innit geezer.

grazie"

*Admires with wonderment and joy. How they can flit from one language to another with such grace. Note to self, look into legally adopting Exsquisite Daliance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

Yo smuggler dude.

Read that wordy stuff above innit geezer.

grazie

*Admires with wonderment and joy. How they can flit from one language to another with such grace. Note to self, look into legally adopting Exsquisite Daliance."

Tuesday's child Capitan, just like the rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

Yo smuggler dude.

Read that wordy stuff above innit geezer.

grazie

*Admires with wonderment and joy. How they can flit from one language to another with such grace. Note to self, look into legally adopting Exsquisite Daliance.

Tuesday's child Capitan, just like the rhyme

I spelt your name wrong.. I'd be a terrible mother. I've got my hands full with the revolution..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed the Burtons window profile picture like you

I may smuggle a budgie now and again tweet tweet, I don’t wear I’ll fitting copy suits though from Matalan

Foreign Office! I don't understand the budgie smuggler, I think he's speaking another language. Translate please.

I do believe the budgie smuggler was ebdeavouring to inform you that his usual style of clothing is not a badly fitted suit from one of the cheaper stores. He's more of a Saville Row kinda chap.

Yo smuggler dude.

Read that wordy stuff above innit geezer.

grazie

*Admires with wonderment and joy. How they can flit from one language to another with such grace. Note to self, look into legally adopting Exsquisite Daliance.

Tuesday's child Capitan, just like the rhyme

I spelt your name wrong.. I'd be a terrible mother. I've got my hands full with the revolution.."

Minor misdemeanors are forgiven, we all make the odd boo-boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh.. ok. Inform the smuggler of buddies, that provided he sticks to his Tailor, I'll allow him to wear the smugglers underneath. Provided The Minister of Sound is ok with this. I am, after all, the most benevolent of Dictators, don't like stepping on the shoes of such valued members of the Cabinet. Pending his approval, I grant you exemption."

I'm not feeling this smuggling ruling! Would anyone really wear budgies under a savile row suit?

This the type of thing that could stop the revolution dead in it's tracks.

On a slight tangent, how did he escape the dungeon and where the hell has the general been all day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not feeling this smuggling ruling! Would anyone really wear budgies under a savile row suit?

This the type of thing that could stop the revolution dead in it's tracks.

On a slight tangent, how did he escape the dungeon and where the hell has the general been all day?"

Deltawave.. you forget it almost took an entire thread before we actually agreed why we were revolting. All 100% committed Rebels without a Cause. Most people have been given jobs they're deliberately not suited for.

Let's not add too much common sense to this Cause. Budgie Smuggling in Suits is the kind of madness this Revolution sprang from.

He's still in the Dungeon. We're just letting him talk till The Punished turns up. There's a vacancy.

You make a valid point about the General and Field Marshal.

Probably planning a "MerciBeaCOUP"

*Glances loving and paternally towards the Ministers of Eurovision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*grins gleefully at talents being recognised*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*grins gleefully at talents being recognised*

You're both promoted. What job would you both like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grins gleefully at talents being recognised*

You're both promoted. What job would you both like?"

We're happy to be the inspiration for the cause, and have you watch, applaud and cheer us on during animalistic luuuurve making.

We're here to remind the gang it's cool to be different, we are who we are.

Plus..... it'll distract the damn Mexicans when the time comes to take control of the borders.

*taps nose*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*grins gleefully at talents being recognised*

You're both promoted. What job would you both like?

We're happy to be the inspiration for the cause, and have you watch, applaud and cheer us on during animalistic luuuurve making.

We're here to remind the gang it's cool to be different, we are who we are.

Plus..... it'll distract the damn Mexicans when the time comes to take control of the borders.

*taps nose*"

Done! You are now the Posterboy and Postergirl of the New Generation.

"People of C.R.A.P. Our first Commandment - Do unto others as these two would do unto each other".

Now go invade the Mexicans! We'll have none of this Borders crap. One race, the Horny Race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grins gleefully at talents being recognised*

You're both promoted. What job would you both like?

We're happy to be the inspiration for the cause, and have you watch, applaud and cheer us on during animalistic luuuurve making.

We're here to remind the gang it's cool to be different, we are who we are.

Plus..... it'll distract the damn Mexicans when the time comes to take control of the borders.

*taps nose*

Done! You are now the Posterboy and Postergirl of the New Generation.

"People of C.R.A.P. Our first Commandment - Do unto others as these two would do unto each other".

Now go invade the Mexicans! We'll have none of this Borders crap. One race, the Horny Race."

Yee-haw cowboy! On it like a car bonnet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's still in the Dungeon. We're just letting him talk till The Punished turns up. There's a vacancy."

Hang on, we are planning a kinky world wide revolution and we can't find a misstress to dish out some beatings to needy subs?

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over a year ago

"He's still in the Dungeon. We're just letting him talk till The Punished turns up. There's a vacancy.

Hang on, we are planning a kinky world wide revolution and we can't find a misstress to dish out some beatings to needy subs?

I think it's a ruse. There's the most spectaculacular mistress waiting in the wings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You'd think. I'm not bothered if it's a Mr. Mrs. Miss. a Mr/Mrs, a TV. a TS. or a Non-Binary Punishment Administrator.

But this Movement of Love needs a Torturer.

*Feeling confusion. My Adopted Children are fornicating for all the world to see. Pride in the Cause, Protective over my adopt-spring.

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"You'd think. I'm not bothered if it's a Mr. Mrs. Miss. a Mr/Mrs, a TV. a TS. or a Non-Binary Punishment Administrator.

But this Movement of Love needs a Torturer.

*Feeling confusion. My Adopted Children are fornicating for all the world to see. Pride in the Cause, Protective over my adopt-spring. "

We love your pridetectiveness

It shows you care

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