FabSwingers.com forum: Taking over the world!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not really, I'm just really, really bored :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good job your not,, cos i was planning on doing it after dinner tonight :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

make sure you don't hurt me in the process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good job your not,, cos i was planning on doing it after dinner tonight :D "

Why wait til then? I'll make some sarnies we can eat on the go. Come on team let's do this! Should we have a name or something? This is going to be the best day ever....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Right whats the strategy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy? "

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good job your not,, cos i was planning on doing it after dinner tonight :D

Why wait til then? I'll make some sarnies we can eat on the go. Come on team let's do this! Should we have a name or something? This is going to be the best day ever....

name could be "Awesome In Dominance Syndicate" :D

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !"

Yeah but what about the chocolate?

We need swiss choc!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im in, if you need a tank im available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !

Yeah but what about the chocolate?

We need swiss choc!"

Finland!!! they are not a real country anyway!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy? "

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !

Yeah but what about the chocolate?

We need swiss choc!"

The Belgians

If an attack on Switzerland cured the world of yodellers, it would be one warhead well used !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !"

Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh man i cant compete with nuclear weapons.. might as well surrender now.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We cant attack belguim cause my sister lives there, but switzerland is fair game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !

Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!!

we're taking over the world, not talking it round !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tell you what, i will start with the vatican city as i can do that single handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. "

Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

all the wars start in Belgium! Sorry, they have to go - even if we do lose some chocolate making in the process.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"all the wars start in Belgium! Sorry, they have to go - even if we do lose some chocolate making in the process. "

Ok, but can we only go as far up as ypes and leave flanders alone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them.

Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!!"

lol.. i waved my white flag. my breasts wont make people do as i say when others have nuclear weapons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!"

Am sure someone tried that 1942 - 1945 and it didn't go too well.

They're very possessive about them hats !

Start off small - if we hit Switzerland first, it will wipe out most of the bank accounts of their top brass anyway !

And once we have seized the funds of the gas and oil millionaires, all we have to do is worry about them pesky Chinese and a few North Koreans - but they're nowt to worry about - the telly is crap and they believe all sorts !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all the wars start in Belgium! Sorry, they have to go - even if we do lose some chocolate making in the process. "

we could always take out the biggest pest the world has.....JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nevermind wars and Russia...it was Pinky and the Brain that hatched their plans of world domination.... Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!"

i liked those furry hats, cant we leave the makers of those alone??

oh man im crap at this world take over thing lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Ok Belgium first then the cheese eating garlic smelling surrender monkeys next door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!

i liked those furry hats, cant we leave the makers of those alone??

oh man im crap at this world take over thing lol"

don't worry sassy, when we have achieved our goal, you can be minister for furry hats !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can rustle up a few harriers that they cant sell, cheaper to give us them than scrap them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we still need a team name!!!

I still think we should be called "Awesome In Dominance Syndicate" :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!!

we're taking over the world, not talking it round !

Sorry, I've never done this before....it's not as easy as it looks. I'll stick to making the sarnies. Marmite ok for everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

Can't we just ask them for it? I wasn't expecting to pull out the big guns so early....I usually like to hold off for as long as possible!!

we're taking over the world, not talking it round !

Sorry, I've never done this before....it's not as easy as it looks. I'll stick to making the sarnies. Marmite ok for everyone?

be quick then

coz the marmite factory is next to go after switzerland !

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Can I just have a quick wee before we go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!!

lol.. i waved my white flag. my breasts wont make people do as i say when others have nuclear weapons. "

I bet you Luxembourg they will!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?"

Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them. "

Aye, that ought to do it, lol! Start with Siberia first, you'll only have to knock out about ten people and then a country the size of more than half of Europe is all yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shall fight them in the dark rooms

We shall fight them in the jacuzzi's, in the gloryholes and in the play rooms

We shall fight them in the forums and on Cannock Chase

We shall never surrender !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?

Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance...."

yup i'll need a wee too.. brb lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?

Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance...."

Ah thanks runs to the loo before Busyy gets thre and leaves the seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them.

Aye, that ought to do it, lol! Start with Siberia first, you'll only have to knock out about ten people and then a country the size of more than half of Europe is all yours...

wooo.. and my boobs are eco friendly and wont detroy the ozone! God im so green! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?

Yes. Quickly......anyone else before we go? Bussy? You're very excited. Have you had a wee, it's your last chance...."

Am ok - have got my bag on

It fits well into the legs of these german generals trousers I had 'just sitting round'

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i suggest a nuclear attack on a small neutral country

switzerland has got away with things for far too long !

Yeah but what about the chocolate?

We need swiss choc!

The Belgians

If an attack on Switzerland cured the world of yodellers, it would be one warhead well used !"

No we need Belgian Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in?

I like to be co-ordinated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in?

I like to be co-ordinated"

I am suggesting a grey-blue for the ladies

I've never quite got over my Diana Dors fixation from when she was in 'The worm that turned' on the Two Ronnies

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in?

I like to be co-ordinated

I am suggesting a grey-blue for the ladies

I've never quite got over my Diana Dors fixation from when she was in 'The worm that turned' on the Two Ronnies

Thats allowed as Diana Dors was sexy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking about uniforms.....what colour are we going in?

I like to be co-ordinated

I am suggesting a grey-blue for the ladies

I've never quite got over my Diana Dors fixation from when she was in 'The worm that turned' on the Two Ronnies

Thats allowed as Diana Dors was sexy as hell

I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats allowed as Diana Dors was sexy as hell

I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol"

Thank fuck for that, I was about to leave sandwich making to go and google Diana Dors....I'll trust your judgement on this one, you can fill me in (oh yes I went there) on route....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol"

OI!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol

OI!!! "

Sir! yes Sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we should just allow the younger troops to fall in line now and catch up on wtf we are on about HPC lol

OI!!!

Sir! yes Sir!"

I'm a younger troop, I want to make it for when we take over the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right whats the strategy?

i was just gonna go round knocking people out with my boobs.. think they weigh about 5kg between them.

Bagsy first!.......hang on, I need to keep a clear head here, put the boobies away Sassy, wait until the final assault!!

lol.. i waved my white flag. my breasts wont make people do as i say when others have nuclear weapons. "

I beg to differ, i am more likely to do what you say with your boobs hitting me in the face than to someone with a hand over a big red button... don't know if im just easily pleased, or pig headed.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

wait for me i was just sorting out co ordinating gloves and boots for the ladies,ready now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but I fear you're a bit late with this one, Tesco are already well ahead of you!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!"

Can we make naked snow angels???

And did someone mention they were bringing butties??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao

Loving the take over of the world xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Damn, I was still on snow angels and hats!

Can I have my buttie without marmite, and can someone do my hair n make up like Diana Dors before we go?

Oh and I'll need a smoke before we set off sorry

Its like dads army all over again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does involve takin yer clothes off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BOMB THE RUSSIANS!!!! WE SHALL TAKE THERE FURRY HATS AND SNOW BY FORCE!!!!

Can we make naked snow angels???

And did someone mention they were bringing butties??????"

Yep we can make naked snow angels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, I was still on snow angels and hats!

Can I have my buttie without marmite, and can someone do my hair n make up like Diana Dors before we go?

Oh and I'll need a smoke before we set off sorry

Its like dads army all over again!"

Jam butty for you Lulu, and put the fags away, you can smoke on this.........(cue zipper sound effect and 70's porn music) bow chica wow wooooow.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hang on a second i need to do make up and straighten my hair,, papparazzi will be out in force on this invasion wanting gossip.. gotta look good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive been sat here all night in my uniform on guard on my own!

Bloody bunch of taking over the world timewasters!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Yay jam butties!

Smoking and eating boom chicka bow wow. Leave ya zip undone

Can we wait til about one ish, Im going to get my eyelashes done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been sat here all night in my uniform on guard on my own!

Bloody bunch of taking over the world timewasters!"

Oh look, Captain Mainwaring has eventually woken up !

Sat up waiting eh ? More like sat up too late watching Two Ronnies re-runs

Is Sargeant Wilson (aka ruggers) coming along too ?

Better find out so the chefs can pack extra fig rolls !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh fig rolls, count me in. Did i miss the naked snow angels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hang on a second i need to do make up and straighten my hair,, papparazzi will be out in force on this invasion wanting gossip.. gotta look good lol"

Loose lips sink ships sassy.....ooh er.

Just stand there and look pretty, you distract the paps while we take out.....erm.....where we going again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are taking over the world can I not just get pinky and the brain to do it for me

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

can we all make our minds up .whos going.who needs ciggies.who needs butties.and where exactly is it we are starting from,i can only get so many cheap flights,and wev run out of coordinating gloves and boots,does anybody else want the quartermasters job im fed up now

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

right, Im back, but I've chipped a nail now trying to get the lid of a tiny milk carton thingy over a coffee!

shall I just bring my nail varnish too?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oh ok i will put it on the list,goes off muttering nail varnish now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phone chargers

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

damn the list is getting endless,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol"

You and what army?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol"
you may take my job,you may take the nail varnish,but you will never get my lists lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

You and what army? "

Funnily enough......

If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just have a quick wee before we go?"

Oi, you've been bloody ages!

Hurry up or you'll miss you place on the coach....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

You and what army?

Funnily enough......

If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question

Well I got to ask why?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im bagging the back seat so i can have a lie down with a cold compress,im upset cos testys nicked me job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

You and what army?

Funnily enough......

If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question

Well I got to ask why? "

Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy..

I think a little fear is healthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

You and what army?

Funnily enough......

If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question

Well I got to ask why?

Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy..

I think a little fear is healthy

Well I fear nothing!!....except penguins!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

You and what army?

Funnily enough......

If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question

Well I got to ask why?

Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy..

I think a little fear is healthy

Well I fear nothing!!....except penguins!!"

How convenient for me

Every Despot needs a hopeless henchman- looks like it could be you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its too late I'm gonna take it over.... the reason you failed... a co operative that couldn't make any decisions

And now.... I am gonna takeover Argentina first

, that way I can decide what t shirts they wear to the Olympics, play polo all day and go Ahhhh at the penguins too

Oh and leave Britain to the Falklands and cease the destruction of the natural resources of the country, having given it all over to grassland to produce corned beef lol

You and what army?

Funnily enough......

If you knew me a little better, you would not have asked that question

Well I got to ask why?

Well my bite is worse than my bark... just ask Soapy..

I think a little fear is healthy

Well I fear nothing!!....except penguins!!

How convenient for me

Every Despot needs a hopeless henchman- looks like it could be you

I'm not hopeless!! That's just rude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testarossa? You think you can overpower us? Through hi tech, covert, surveillance techniques (I read your profile), I have discovered your weakness, and what will ultimately be your downfall.....your obsession with cleanliness. Let me tell you young lady, we are the smelliest, filthiest least pleasant people you could ever hope to meet....my underpants alone will make your eyeballs smart....you're no match for us testarossa.....if that is your real name.

The comments in this message are invented purely for entertainment purposes and do not reflect the personal hygiene of previous posters....although the author of this message has been wearing the same undercrackers for quite some time...and we're talking weeks not days....seriously, they're really bad....

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over a year ago

"Testarossa? You think you can overpower us? Through hi tech, covert, surveillance techniques (I read your profile), I have discovered your weakness, and what will ultimately be your downfall.....your obsession with cleanliness. Let me tell you young lady, we are the smelliest, filthiest least pleasant people you could ever hope to meet....my underpants alone will make your eyeballs smart....you're no match for us testarossa.....if that is your real name.

Ha!

I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits

One word to defeat you...

Bleach

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Bagsy not being in your army now! And ffs keep ya pants zipped up. I aint going near there now

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over a year ago

Ha!

I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits

One word to defeat you...

Bleach

Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there???

That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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over a year ago

Bagsy not being in your army now! And ffs keep ya pants zipped up. I aint going near there now

You don't mean that, not you lulu I need you....I'll clean up my act......I think I've got some old spice in the back of the cupboard, I'll spray some on my tiny penis, you'll never know it's dirty (might want to close your eyes though, apparently the scabs and blisters are 'unattractive') some people are so superficial....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha!

I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits

One word to defeat you...

Bleach

Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there???

That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Does this mean i can continue with my lists oh please say its so

ps my undies are spotless

but im still with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits

One word to defeat you...

Bleach

Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there???

That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"

Ha! sandal -wearing leather-skirt flouncing jessy!

Grow a pair (of clean ones) you and who's army, cos I got quite a few

in the British one so you can't have them

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Oh decisions decisions.

Sod it. Who wants me?? Come n get me

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Ha!

I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits

One word to defeat you...

Bleach

Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there???

That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"
i am spartacus...oh dear that was another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh im yoo tired! Cant we make love not war please?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Well no bugger came and got me, so Im taking my eyelashes and flipping my hair in a sulk hmph

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over a year ago

"Well no bugger came and got me, so Im taking my eyelashes and flipping my hair in a sulk hmph

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was changing my underpants....(in best dramatic Hollywood epic voice)......y'see lulu, I did that for you. Now take my hand and come with me......we got a world to takeover......(cue epic Hollywood soundtrack).....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Oh Cam, my hero (said in my best Scarlett O'Hara voice) waltzes off in my Diana Dors sexy uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great thread that came out of someone being bored , havnt giggled so much in ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha!

I spit and scrub on your dirty filthy habits

One word to defeat you...

Bleach

Oh you didn't just go there, did she just go there???

That's it, you've gone to far this time......TEAM, GET HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

Ha! sandal -wearing leather-skirt flouncing jessy!

Grow a pair (of clean ones) you and who's army, cos I got quite a few

in the British one so you can't have them

I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother....

How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother....

How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm?"
first i had to organise matching gloves and boots then sarnies,plane tickets,nail varnish,phone chargers,everybody needed a wee and now its bloomin apples,a quartermasters job is never done

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over a year ago

I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother....

How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm?"

I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers

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over a year ago

I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers

Deceptacons or Autobots?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I will bring my army of lego people!! If you blow them apart, I will just rebuild them!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

YEAH! You tell her Mad. High five brother....

How d'ya like them apples Testarossa? Having second thoughts hmmm?

I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers

"
testy testy testy ,iv got the supplies,wev got the army now surely we can talk,its better to that we all get on that way we have more of a chance,how about it

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over a year ago

I don't like your odds mate, if I can have five quarters of the orange, it kinda knocks your apples into a cocked hat.... And as for your lego men, I see your lego and raise you with the Transformers

Deceptacons or Autobots?"

Well der, obviously I would be Autobots, with my username, versatile and changeable, with a bodywork worth dying for!!!!

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over a year ago

"testy testy testy ,iv got the supplies,wev got the army now surely we can talk,its better to that we all get on that way we have more of a chance,how about it

JOIN ME OR DIE!!!

(laughing)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

This thread has had me giggling for the last two days while I've been suffering with a stinking cold - I'm on the mend now and would like to offer my services as Supreme World DickTaker once the FA has taken over and quelled all civil unrest - have them all washed and bought to my tent.......

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month

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over a year ago

can i join in? i dont mind what side as long i'm on the side with the biggest boobs!

ps i got thundercats, he-man and she-ra on my team

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over a year ago

"oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month

Yes but you have to be able to speak Spanish, badly?

Its in the evil dictator handbook of requirements

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over a year ago

"This thread has had me giggling for the last two days while I've been suffering with a stinking cold - I'm on the mend now and would like to offer my services as Supreme World DickTaker once the FA has taken over and quelled all civil unrest - have them all washed and bought to my tent.......

"
ooo its good to smile xx even when your not feeling your best xx thay come acrossed a happy lot here on this post nice to see x

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

i want to be in the winning side... do you get to tie the enemies up mmmmm

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month

Yes but you have to be able to speak Spanish, badly?

Its in the evil dictator handbook of requirements

im sure saying san miguel a few times wil suffice eh

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over a year ago

"i want to be in the winning side... do you get to tie the enemies up mmmmm

Eeee not so much....

Tie them down

Then Wind them Up

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over a year ago

Deceptacons or Autobots?

Well der, obviously I would be Autobots, with my username, versatile and changeable, with a bodywork worth dying for!!!!

Autobots would never try and take over the world dopey! Now you've alienated the decepticons too, Megatron will not be happy with you young lady....you may aswell just put the bodywork down and step away from the engine and we'll say nothing more about this......misguided and over ambitious attempt to take over the world before us....(insert patronising hug icon)...

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"i want to be in the winning side... do you get to tie the enemies up mmmmm

Eeee not so much....

Tie them down

Then Wind them Up

does winding up with sexual teasing count ..im good at that

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

quartermaster makes a note....strong rope

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"oooo i might be good at this can i join in please .. i have 6 children so not scared of anyone and its my time of the month

Yes but you have to be able to speak Spanish, badly?

Its in the evil dictator handbook of requirements

Ooooh, lemme try....

Bueno Estente..A fe fe fe a fe fe fe, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, chriswaddle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Autobots would never try and take over the world dopey! Now you've alienated the decepticons too, Megatron will not be happy with you young lady....you may aswell just put the bodywork down and step away from the engine and we'll say nothing more about this......misguided and over ambitious attempt to take over the world before us....(insert patronising hug icon)..."

And you just made the classic and possibly fatal error of assuming that i am thinking logically

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'll be quizo masterero pour favour man yana. (I reckon thats ace spanish!)

Let me know who's winning then I can decide which army im gonna join.

For now Im Switzerland, but in a better outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cazz

Lacey

Lulu

Blonde....

you are all hired!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Cazz

Lacey

Lulu

Blonde....

you are all hired!

Wayhay - 40DD for the breastplate please Quartermaster

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over a year ago

Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything.

Testarossa you might win this battle.....but you'll never WIN THE WAAAAAAARRRRRRRR.......ouch that hurt my throat....Lacey have you got any throat lozenges?

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over a year ago

"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything.

Testarossa you might win this battle.....but you'll never WIN THE WAAAAAAARRRRRRRR.......ouch that hurt my throat....Lacey have you got any throat lozenges? "
well with you at the head i am sure the girls will be just fine , lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

40dd breastplate and throat lozengers at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40dd breastplate and throat lozengers at the ready"
lol x poor man he dont know what he is in for x lol i will keep looking in xx

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over a year ago

Has decided that this war lark is far to dangerous with low odds of survival.. or at least surving with his dignity or balls intact.

so i have decided to set up a crime syndicate in switzerland.. laundering all the money into an offshore account whilst lulu is busy choosing sides.

As well as raiding laceys supplies to sell on a reputable on-line marketplace.. war is just so damn profitable.

In fact im a veritable genius.. not only am i providing world peace by undermining the whole war effort, i am making a profit out of fear and uncertainty... Mo Money Mo Money ( in worst gansta voice ever).

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

be careful be very careful testys on the rampage and she eats men like you for breakfast,you have been warned

and HANDS OF MY SUPPLIES

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Cazz

Lacey

Lulu

Blonde....

you are all hired!

Wayhay - 40DD for the breastplate please Quartermaster

42E for me please nice pink one if possible

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

noted in my litle black book,welcome sister

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"noted in my litle black book,welcome sister

whoo hoo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42E for me please nice pink one if possible

Can I have a 42E swarovski encrusted breastplate? I've decided to get some tits when we eventually take over.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope i give her indigestion

moi.. touch your supplies, would i ?

I would never, i would hire somebody else to do the dirty work for me.. what kind of villain do you think i am?

Every one knows you hire a henchman to steal the supplies leaving a trail of bread crumbs back to my secret hide out in the Swiss mountains.... damn i mean... look over there a penguin.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Cazz

Lacey

Lulu

Blonde....

you are all hired!

40FF pink sparkly quizomastero plateo por favour

ey my spanishio is getting wayio more betterio

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything.

Got offered a pink sparkly thing sorry. I like pretty shiny things

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Has decided that this war lark is far to dangerous with low odds of survival.. or at least surving with his dignity or balls intact.

so i have decided to set up a crime syndicate in switzerland.. laundering all the money into an offshore account whilst lulu is busy choosing sides.

As well as raiding laceys supplies to sell on a reputable on-line marketplace.. war is just so damn profitable.

Too late, I'm a scouser so the money was long gone

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over a year ago

"Has decided that this war lark is far to dangerous with low odds of survival.. or at least surving with his dignity or balls intact.

so i have decided to set up a crime syndicate in switzerland.. laundering all the money into an offshore account whilst lulu is busy choosing sides.

As well as raiding laceys supplies to sell on a reputable on-line marketplace.. war is just so damn profitable.

Too late, I'm a scouser so the money was long gone

damn you scouse hussy... damn where is my shirt.. you took the shirt of my back too.

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over a year ago

"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything.

Got offered a pink sparkly thing sorry. I like pretty shiny things

I'm not going to lie to you.....this is NOT going well.....

You've made your choice lulu old chum....I won't hold you back. Testa, look after her, she's one of the good ones.....now please if you could just give me a minute, I've got something in my eye.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i get a stylish black breastplate with a snazzy bow tie el quartermaster pleasio... its cold and lulu sold my shirt to swedish minstrels.

In exchange i wont steal anymore goods.. and you can have the penguin.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Lulu, after all we've been through I hope you of all people will be loyal to your team???? I changed my skids for you and everything.

Got offered a pink sparkly thing sorry. I like pretty shiny things

I'm not going to lie to you.....this is NOT going well.....

You've made your choice lulu old chum....I won't hold you back. Testa, look after her, she's one of the good ones.....now please if you could just give me a minute, I've got something in my eye....."

Uh oh I'm sorry Cam

Pssst Testa... I think I've infiltrated the enemy camp

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over a year ago

"can i get a stylish black breastplate with a snazzy bow tie el quartermaster pleasio... its cold and lulu sold my shirt to swedish minstrels.

In exchange i wont steal anymore goods.. and you can have the penguin."

Minstrels.... did someone mention chocolate... where..?

Girls this could be my downfall,tis my cryptonite....(I recently learned the orgasmic delights of minstrels and popcorn in the same mouthful)

Lulu as my Number 2, I am leaving you at the helm...

I am going out for a while..... I may be some time....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

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over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"can i get a stylish black breastplate with a snazzy bow tie el quartermaster pleasio... its cold and lulu sold my shirt to swedish minstrels.

In exchange i wont steal anymore goods.. and you can have the penguin.

Minstrels.... did someone mention chocolate... where..?

Girls this could be my downfall,tis my cryptonite....(I recently learned the orgasmic delights of minstrels and popcorn in the same mouthful)

Lulu as my Number 2, I am leaving you at the helm...

I am going out for a while..... I may be some time....

Number 2?? Sorry not into that.

Ahhh you meant as a deputy? Sure boss, I've got you covered!

Right troops, all boobs on deck!

( @ Y @ )

P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol"

Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol

Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? "

If it was a kids show in the 80s im sure i would have remembered it!!!! goes to look for crystal tits on the tinterweb.

No wait i see what your doing there... just because i inadvertently discovered Testarossa's kryptonite you try to get me with my own... tits.. Im far to smart for that

. (P.S i love this thread)

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

quatermaster here all breastpates ordered and on the way,yeeha looks like the girlies are winning the day

PENGUIN so you think you can win me over with a penguin

NEVER Mwhahah oh hell will have to get more throat lozengers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grow weary and fear the pressure of trying to take over the world (not to mention the devastating disappointment of some turncoat activity in the camp) has got to me. I will rest my head here and hope to wake up in a naked, orgy type paradise where man and woman hump in unity....although, I fear, if the Golden Girls here get their way I'll wake up on a leash with a pair of marigolds and a duster answering to the name of 'oi you'......goodbye cruel thread.....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

in salute of the gallant one ,he fought hard and tried hard(to get into lulus knickers)but was defeated by the best of the best,rip soldier ,your family can be proud

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol

Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's?? "

wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol

Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's??

wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ?

see i had heard of that one, a clear attempt to distract me... but seeing as the man of the hour has abandoned the thread... my attempts to take advantage of this war are thwarted. Now the army will unite behind one women... i have no chaos to manipulate. I shall accept my marigold gloves and i will even respond to oi you... but i am keeping the penguin and the black breastplate with bow tie.. i make no heady demands, just request i am occasionally used as a sex toy by any of my superiors as a break from my subterfuge. Feck!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ?

Damn it Cazzah, shhh was trying to distract the enemy by mentioning tits lol

Oi you! Yes you Cam, come and be my sex servant

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol

Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's??

wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ?

Aw you boys give in too easy! Unless its a dummy you're trying to throw to infiltrate us??? Or have I just given you an idea now

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

What is the war over!!! what am i going to do with my lists now

Origami anyone

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"P.S, can anyone explain why I'm really enjoying this thread

It has it all- sex, power,devilment, friendship and a hint (just a hint) of the ridiculous...

Oh and you get to make lists and dazzle the men with you crystal tits lol

Phew thanks! wasn't crystal tits a kids show in the 70's/80's??

wasnt it crystal tips and alistair ?

Minions, have that man washed and bought to my tent........

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"What is the war over!!! what am i going to do with my lists now

Origami anyone

Maybe we can do a list on what laws etc we will bring in? Or make pretty snow flakes?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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Minions, have that man washed and bought to my tent........

Try just shouting 'oi you! Wash then tent now!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it safe?

Has all the chocolate gone

Right back to the plans, so Argentina it is, then?

Can we borrow an aircraft carrier to get there, it will only take about a month..... would have suggested we fly there.... we still could... maybe take the boys along for the ride?

Does anyone give a flying fuck???

If so, whats it like??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe?

Has all the chocolate gone

Right back to the plans, so Argentina it is, then?

Can we borrow an aircraft carrier to get there, it will only take about a month..... would have suggested we fly there.... we still could... maybe take the boys along for the ride?

Does anyone give a flying fuck???

If so, whats it like??

Ooh mile high club... adds to bucket list. Hmm but an aircraft carriers is more roomy, imagine the fun we could all have on deck too.

Brings you a mug of Hot CHOCOLATE!!! with your position of power, comes a life time of watching your back for your krptonite.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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Ooh mile high club... adds to bucket list. Hmm but an aircraft carriers is more roomy, imagine the fun we could all have on deck too.

Brings you a mug of Hot CHOCOLATE!!! with your position of power, comes a life time of watching your back for your krptonite."

Comes running in baywatch stylee Nooooooooo

*knocks the hot chocolate over.

Phew, that was close boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn i must remember to hire henchmen again.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can't play today I have to go to work

Got my light sabre ready and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh mile high club... adds to bucket list. Hmm but an aircraft carriers is more roomy, imagine the fun we could all have on deck too.

Brings you a mug of Hot CHOCOLATE!!! with your position of power, comes a life time of watching your back for your krptonite.

Comes running in baywatch stylee Nooooooooo

*knocks the hot chocolate over.

Phew, that was close boss"

Aw fanx Chick, so glad you came over to the darkside

HPC.... we WILL corrupt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on so the women are the darkside... do we even have a light side... im just trying to make a few squid here...and now it seems im being forced into the role of the anti-hero.

Cant a proper hero stand up? Where is a luke skyfucker , im just Hand Solo, only with a penguin instead of a wookie.

Side note defeating Testarossa with chocolate is nothing personal, just business. She holds the key to my fortune.

I am sure she is lovely really *tries not to burst out laughing*

i don't even know how to use these light sabre thingy me do da's...presses button and drops it.. is it meant to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh...

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD I TELLS YA THE END OF...

THE THREAD....

anyways...!

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over a year ago

"Argh...

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD I TELLS YA THE END OF...

THE THREAD....

anyways...!

Picks up his light sabre and with a sad glint in his eye mopes off home for his dinner.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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"Argh...

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD I TELLS YA THE END OF...

THE THREAD....

anyways...!

Noooooooo

We shall never be defeated! Well until our nail varnish chips or hair gets frizzy. Eek straighteners required

P.s. thanks for a good giggle all xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Sorry to break it to you all folks, but Myself and Austin have just defeated Dr Evil and the world is now Mine all Mine (evil laugh) Hahahahahahahaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn....just Damn

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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"Sorry to break it to you all folks, but Myself and Austin have just defeated Dr Evil and the world is now Mine all Mine (evil laugh) Hahahahahahahaah"

You can take our thread but you cant take our freed.... Oh shit, they handcuffed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky i like them already, if this is the new world order... sign me up.

To the new rulers.. see my previous posts about marigolds and subterfuge to find what i see as acceptable under these conditions... treated well i will be no dissident. *plots to find their kryptonite*

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

handcuffed too,no more lists for me,

anbody got any use for assorted co ordinated boots a nd gloves, various sparkly breastplates,nail varnish,marmite sarnies and good strong rope

and will someone please take this blasted penguin off me

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Have plenty more handcuffs, anyone else need cuffed

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

yous snuck up on us,waited until we had everything arranged and then swooped

Dastardly deadly duo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, im impressed, and disappointed in myself for not coming up with such an underhanded move myself.

Handcuffs please mistress.. oh and Lacey penguin was only on temporary release from the zoo, they are coming to pick him up tomorrow... oh and the bill for hiring for the last couple of days in your purse... thankoo and your welcome

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