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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger "Was it custard creams? | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! " ...shall I come over with my tool? | |||
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"Hay ash hope you're feeling better xx" Good evening Kat... Congrats on being tonight's first poster 
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"Good evening OP / good evening all "evening..what were you doing in “boogie wonderland”..I’m still laughing... | |||
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"Goood eeeevnin everyone "Good evening to you Sharif.. You're tonights first male poster but I'm afraid I have run out of prizes. | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! ...shall I come over with my tool?" . Well I am a damsel in distress and I can't fix this bloody thing! It's completely snapped off and has metal bit poking out.  | |||
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"Good evening OP / good evening all evening..what were you doing in “boogie wonderland”..I’m still laughing..."I got lost whilst trying to find Exeter  X | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger "Good evening Cheeky.. will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty? | |||
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Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?"hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person  | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! ...shall I come over with my tool? . Well I am a damsel in distress and I can't fix this bloody thing! It's completely snapped off and has metal bit poking out. "Good with my hands, but sorry heaters no can do | |||
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"Good evening one and all. In a hotel in Birmingham " Good evening TW and welcome to the late thread...I'd be out having fun on Broad Street! | |||
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Good evening to you Sharif..
You're tonights first male poster but I'm afraid I have run out of prizes. "That just sums up my luck | |||
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"Good evening OP / good evening all evening..what were you doing in “boogie wonderland”..I’m still laughing...
I got lost whilst trying to find Exeter X"my sat nav says I’m 6 days away from Surrey...lol..x | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! " Good evening lovely Lorna... Lets see if we can find you a handy man  | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! ...shall I come over with my tool? . Well I am a damsel in distress and I can't fix this bloody thing! It's completely snapped off and has metal bit poking out.
Good with my hands, but sorry heaters no can do "And now the other one has fallen off!!!!!!! I give up. | |||
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"Good evening one and all. In a hotel in Birmingham Good evening TW and welcome to the late thread...I'd be out having fun on Broad Street!" The Rocket Club | |||
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"Good evening OP / good evening all "Good evening GMF....welcome again to the late thread... | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! Good evening lovely Lorna... Lets see if we can find you a handy man "I need a very handy man. I'm crap at DIY. Everything I touch Snaps off!  | |||
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"Evening all, hope everybody is having a good evening. I'm currently doing some DIY because the wheel fell off my heater! ...shall I come over with my tool? . Well I am a damsel in distress and I can't fix this bloody thing! It's completely snapped off and has metal bit poking out.
Good with my hands, but sorry heaters no can do
And now the other one has fallen off!!!!!!!
I give up. "Probably for the best, you don't want to destroy your house | |||
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"Goood eeeevnin everyone
Good evening to you Sharif..
You're tonights first male poster but I'm afraid I have run out of prizes.
That just sums up my luck "I can share my buttons with you. | |||
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"Good evening OP / good evening all evening..what were you doing in “boogie wonderland”..I’m still laughing...
I got lost whilst trying to find Exeter Xmy sat nav says I’m 6 days away from Surrey...lol..x"Ok, I'll be there next Wednesday evening ...will you cook me one of your nice hot curries? x | |||
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"Hay ash hope you're feeling better xx Good evening Kat... Congrats on being tonight's first poster
Still not feeling too good my lovely but will soldier on! x"Oh dear big hugs I'm just off to bed so night night xx | |||
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"Goood eeeevnin everyone
Good evening to you Sharif..
You're tonights first male poster but I'm afraid I have run out of prizes.
That just sums up my luck
I can share my buttons with you. "Sure but how's your clothes going to stay on if you give away your buttons | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person "Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work! | |||
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"Good evening OP / good evening all evening..what were you doing in “boogie wonderland”..I’m still laughing...
I got lost whilst trying to find Exeter Xmy sat nav says I’m 6 days away from Surrey...lol..x
Ok, I'll be there next Wednesday evening ...will you cook me one of your nice hot curries? x"certainly sir, how hot would you like it  | |||
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"Goood eeeevnin everyone
Good evening to you Sharif..
You're tonights first male poster but I'm afraid I have run out of prizes.
That just sums up my luck
I can share my buttons with you.
Sure but how's your clothes going to stay on if you give away your buttons "Maybe it won't stay on! | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!"I want to be banned from going to work! Quick lick me to give me some of your germs. | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!"awwww that’s awful being banned from work...lol..I bet your gutted hope you feel better in the morning, you can go to work then | |||
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"Good evening one and all. In a hotel in Birmingham Good evening TW and welcome to the late thread...I'd be out having fun on Broad Street! The Rocket Club" The night should go with a bang at such a venue! | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!awwww that’s awful being banned from work...lol..I bet your gutted hope you feel better in the morning, you can go to work then "aaah didn’t see good.....still hope you feel better...lol...x | |||
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"Good evening all "Good evening Luis...I hope you have had a good one... | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!"With a diagnosis of man flue you could be of work for a month at least. Whiskey and lots of it. | |||
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"Good evening OP and everyone. Newbie here. Thought I'd drop by with some rich tea biscuits lol. They are boring but reliable haha" Good evening cool slippers and welcome to the late thread and forum.
I'm sure you're reliable rich tea biscuits will be very much welcomed by any hungry posters! | |||
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"Hay ash hope you're feeling better xx Good evening Kat... Congrats on being tonight's first poster
Still not feeling too good my lovely but will soldier on! x
Oh dear big hugs I'm just off to bed so night night xx"Thanks Kat...Good night my lovely x | |||
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Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!
With a diagnosis of man flue you could be of work for a month at least. Whiskey and lots of it. "Naaa what he needs is a bucket full of chilli | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!awwww that’s awful being banned from work...lol..I bet your gutted hope you feel better in the morning, you can go to work then aaah didn’t see good.....still hope you feel better...lol...x"I'm banned until Monday! x | |||
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"I still think it's early at half ten tbh Mrscxxx" Good evening Mrs C...welcome to the early late thread! x | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!
With a diagnosis of man flue you could be of work for a month at least. Whiskey and lots of it.
Naaa what he needs is a bucket full of chilli "Whiskey and chilly chocolate digestives me's think. | |||
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"Good evening Ash x" Good evening lovely Cat...x | |||
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"Evening..the dog ate all my biscuits...little bugger
Good evening Cheeky..
will your dog be in the dog house tomorrow for being so naughty?hes just heading there as I type...I’m sorry to hear your not feeling too good, but I’m sure you feel good in person
Thank you cheeky..Have been suffering with man flu all week....Only good thing is that have been banned from going work!
With a diagnosis of man flue you could be of work for a month at least. Whiskey and lots of it. "I'm on the brandy and Sambucca! | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time "Evening , that sounds kinky | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone "Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Evening , that sounds kinky "Not as kinky as a mouth full Popeye | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Evening , that sounds kinky "Oh it is, super kinky I am! | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x"Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her  | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time "Good evening Northants.... Sorry to read about your ear hole problem... I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!... | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!..."Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread | |||
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"Goood eeeevnin everyone
Good evening to you Sharif..
You're tonights first male poster but I'm afraid I have run out of prizes.
That just sums up my luck
I can share my buttons with you.
Sure but how's your clothes going to stay on if you give away your buttons
Maybe it won't stay on! " | |||
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"Evening all. I am new here. Just trying to find my feet (not literally... That would be weird) Hope you're all doing well! " Good evening to you and welcome to Fab and the forums | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her "Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again | |||
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"Evening all. I am new here. Just trying to find my feet (not literally... That would be weird) Hope you're all doing well! " Good evening akahero and welcome to the late thread and forum...I'm sure you'll find your feet! | |||
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"Evening all. I am new here. Just trying to find my feet (not literally... That would be weird) Hope you're all doing well! " Evening and Welcome. I go through periods where I'm looking for my feet too. | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!...
Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread "There might be some posters who are nurses! | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again "Oh bless her, bet you miss her | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again
Oh bless her, bet you miss her "Hi _amiss. | |||
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"Apologies, I've eaten all the biscuits when a hypo decided to hit after I'd brushed my teeth and now I'm flitting about the forums until I feel like I can go to sleep without risk of coma
V x"That's just greedy | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!...
Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread
There might be some posters who are nurses!"I'm not technically a qualified nurse in fact I'm not qualified in any description but I'd give it a go! | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again
Oh bless her, bet you miss her
Hi _amiss. "Hi lovely Lorna, how are you this chilly evening? | |||
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"Apologies, I've eaten all the biscuits when a hypo decided to hit after I'd brushed my teeth and now I'm flitting about the forums until I feel like I can go to sleep without risk of coma
V x"Good evening V...... I'm very disappointed to read that you've eaten all your biscuits before coming on the forum especially with so many poorly people on here tonight! x | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!...
Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread
There might be some posters who are nurses!
I'm not technically a qualified nurse in fact I'm not qualified in any description but I'd give it a go! "Do you have a uniform? | |||
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"Apologies, I've eaten all the biscuits when a hypo decided to hit after I'd brushed my teeth and now I'm flitting about the forums until I feel like I can go to sleep without risk of coma
V x
Good evening V......
I'm very disappointed to read that you've eaten all your biscuits before coming on the forum especially with so many poorly people on here tonight! x"Shame as I really have hankering for a pink wafer | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again
Oh bless her, bet you miss her
Hi _amiss.
Hi lovely Lorna, how are you this chilly evening? "it is very chilly and the wheel fell off my heater and when i try to fix it be other one fell off! | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!...
Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread
There might be some posters who are nurses!
I'm not technically a qualified nurse in fact I'm not qualified in any description but I'd give it a go!
Do you have a uniform? "That would be telling! | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again
Oh bless her, bet you miss her
Hi _amiss.
Hi lovely Lorna, how are you this chilly evening?
it is very chilly and the wheel fell off my heater and when i try to fix it be other one fell off! "Ooh bugger, not good, hope you're keeping warm then | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again
Oh bless her, bet you miss her
Hi _amiss.
Hi lovely Lorna, how are you this chilly evening?
it is very chilly and the wheel fell off my heater and when i try to fix it be other one fell off! "You could just get out of the car and go into the house you know. | |||
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"Evening Ash...sorry you've been poorly x. Evening everyone
Good evening Samiss and Molly...Thanks lovely..x
Molly says hello back and a purr to lovely Honey, she has saved some dreamies for her
Can you thank Molly for me for the dreamies...Honey is at my mums at moment until I'm well again
Oh bless her, bet you miss her
Hi _amiss.
Hi lovely Lorna, how are you this chilly evening?
it is very chilly and the wheel fell off my heater and when i try to fix it be other one fell off!
You could just get out of the car and go into the house you know. "That took me a minute to figure out it really is getting late and my brain isn't working. Lol | |||
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"handyman here? How could I be of service?" You can definitely be of service to me! | |||
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!...
Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread
There might be some posters who are nurses!
I'm not technically a qualified nurse in fact I'm not qualified in any description but I'd give it a go! "Nurse me please, I think I'm dying  | |||
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"handyman here? How could I be of service? You can definitely be of service to me! "I don’t mind coming round and fixing your boiler | |||
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"I ate too many biskwitz today
Thats good to know , but where is ours ? "In my fat belly | |||
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"handyman here? How could I be of service?" Good evening handyman...Lady Lorna needs someone to pull her wheels back on... | |||
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"I ate too many biskwitz today
Thats good to know , but where is ours ?
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"Evening Ash and all. I'm lying on my side with my earhole full of olive oil. I'm having a whale of a time
Good evening Northants....
Sorry to read about your ear hole problem...
I should change name of this topic to the late late unwell thread!...
Your could turn sickness in to a popular thread
There might be some posters who are nurses!
I'm not technically a qualified nurse in fact I'm not qualified in any description but I'd give it a go!
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"I ate too many biskwitz today "Good evening Jessica... would you like to exercise with me tomorrow to work it off? | |||
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"I ate too many biskwitz today
Thats good to know , but where is ours ?
In my fat belly
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Nurse me please, I think I'm dying
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would you like to exercise with me tomorrow to work it off?
Hey Ash. Where are we going? "Its a secret but will take about 2 hours! (bring some biscuits!) | |||
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Good evening Jessica...
would you like to exercise with me tomorrow to work it off?
Hey Ash. Where are we going?
Its a secret but will take about 2 hours!
(bring some biscuits!)"Yay! I love secrets! More biskwitz in my cupboard | |||
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Good evening Jessica...
would you like to exercise with me tomorrow to work it off?
Hey Ash. Where are we going?
Its a secret but will take about 2 hours!
(bring some biscuits!)
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Good eeevvvveeeening Gladys
Arkwright.
You alright? "All the better for seeing your apple bottom Gladys | |||
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Nurse me please, I think I'm dying
I can do mouth to mouth and a few chest pumps.
I'll take that, thank you "Let me know when Lady Lorna has finished with you so she can come and take my temperature. | |||
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Good evening Jessica...
would you like to exercise with me tomorrow to work it off?
Hey Ash. Where are we going?
Its a secret but will take about 2 hours!
(bring some biscuits!)
Yay! I love secrets! More biskwitz in my cupboard "I used to go to a night club called secrets but cant tell you anything about it! | |||
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Nurse me please, I think I'm dying
I can do mouth to mouth and a few chest pumps.
I'll take that, thank you
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Good evening Jessica...
would you like to exercise with me tomorrow to work it off?
Hey Ash. Where are we going?
Its a secret but will take about 2 hours!
(bring some biscuits!)
Yay! I love secrets! More biskwitz in my cupboard
I used to go to a night club called secrets but cant tell you anything about it!"Soz it's a secret! | |||
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No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
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Good eeevvvveeeening Gladys
Arkwright.
You alright?
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Nurse me please, I think I'm dying
I can do mouth to mouth and a few chest pumps.
I'll take that, thank you
Let me know when Lady Lorna has finished with you so she can come and take my temperature.
Indeed I shall, sharing is caring"I can multitask and take care of two patients at the same time! | |||
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"Gooooooood Eveeeeeening everyone! How are you all doing tonight?..what have you been up to?...why not stop by for a chat and say hello and join us on the late late thread..Newbies and lurkers will be sure of a warm welcome if you haven't posted on the forum before....If you have any biscuits (not dog ones) please do come and share them with us all!" howdy de doody pardner | |||
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Nurse me please, I think I'm dying
I can do mouth to mouth and a few chest pumps.
I'll take that, thank you
Let me know when Lady Lorna has finished with you so she can come and take my temperature.
Indeed I shall, sharing is caring
I can multitask and take care of two patients at the same time! "Could you manage 3? | |||
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Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath? "That would be great thank you if you're gentle with me!.. PS - Any chance of a cup of tea and some biscuits after? | |||
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Nurse me please, I think I'm dying
I can do mouth to mouth and a few chest pumps.
I'll take that, thank you
Let me know when Lady Lorna has finished with you so she can come and take my temperature.
Indeed I shall, sharing is caring
I can multitask and take care of two patients at the same time!
Could you manage 3? "I'd give it a go! | |||
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Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath? "All these poorly men tonight! If they were women they would just get on with it. | |||
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Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath?
All these poorly men tonight!
If they were women they would just get on with it. "it's scientifically proven that men are more severely effected | |||
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"Evening
Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath?
All these poorly men tonight!
If they were women they would just get on with it.
it's scientifically proven that men are more severely effected "Oh yes they even have their own special type of flu! | |||
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"Evening
Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath?
All these poorly men tonight!
If they were women they would just get on with it.
it's scientifically proven that men are more severely effected
Oh yes they even have their own special type of flu! "Its serious business you know.
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Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath?
All these poorly men tonight!
If they were women they would just get on with it.
it's scientifically proven that men are more severely effected
Oh yes they even have their own special type of flu!
Its serious business you know.
Wheres everyone gone by the way ?"So men keep telling me. | |||
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Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath?
All these poorly men tonight!
If they were women they would just get on with it.
it's scientifically proven that men are more severely effected
Oh yes they even have their own special type of flu!
Its serious business you know.
Wheres everyone gone by the way ?
So men keep telling me. "So your an ill man magnet ? | |||
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Good evening Rubi...Do you have a nurses uniform by any chance?
No. Should I get one? Are you sick?
I'm down with man flu Rubi and have been banned from work.
If you could get a uniform it would help to ease my pain a little.
Do you need a bed bath?
All these poorly men tonight!
If they were women they would just get on with it.
it's scientifically proven that men are more severely effected
Oh yes they even have their own special type of flu!
Its serious business you know.
Wheres everyone gone by the way ?
So men keep telling me.
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. I think I'm a sleep and this might be a dream. It could also be a night mare... "Speak for yourself! I'm actually a dream come true I will have you know! | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend! "Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans? | |||
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the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well. "Good luck with the flat move on Saturday Jessica... | |||
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Sunday?
I'm cleaning my old flat on Sunday and handing over keys
Have a moving and clean party where your friends come round to help out and celebrate. "Those lazy fuckers wouldn't move an eyebrow on a Sunday, let alone giving me a hand lol | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well.
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Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up. "If not I'll have to watch football all weekend! | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
Sunday?
I'm cleaning my old flat on Sunday and handing over keys
Have a moving and clean party where your friends come round to help out and celebrate.
Those lazy fuckers wouldn't move an eyebrow on a Sunday, let alone giving me a hand lol"lol Im all out of idea's , you better start banking your sleep | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well.
Good luck with the flat move on Saturday Jessica...
Thank you Ash. It should be faster than last time as it's only 10mins drive from here to my new place."Don't forget to invite me to the moving in party! | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend! "You can spend it in our company here ash | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend! "Sounds fun | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
Sunday?
I'm cleaning my old flat on Sunday and handing over keys
Have a moving and clean party where your friends come round to help out and celebrate.
Those lazy fuckers wouldn't move an eyebrow on a Sunday, let alone giving me a hand lol
lol
Im all out of idea's , you better start banking your sleep "Thankfully I work late shift today so no alarm this morning haha | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well.
Good luck with the flat move on Saturday Jessica...
Thank you Ash. It should be faster than last time as it's only 10mins drive from here to my new place.
Don't forget to invite me to the moving in party!"Wanna help me clean my old flat on a Sunday? | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash "Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London! | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash
Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London!" | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash
Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London!"I rarely travel to London too | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well.
Good luck with the flat move on Saturday Jessica...
Thank you Ash. It should be faster than last time as it's only 10mins drive from here to my new place.
Don't forget to invite me to the moving in party!
Wanna help me clean my old flat on a Sunday? "I would love to help but can't do any work on Sundays due to religious reasons! | |||
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash
Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London!
I rarely travel to London too "I'm travelling to Manchester in March. Lol | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well.
Good luck with the flat move on Saturday Jessica...
Thank you Ash. It should be faster than last time as it's only 10mins drive from here to my new place.
Don't forget to invite me to the moving in party!
Wanna help me clean my old flat on a Sunday?
I would love to help but can't do any work on Sundays due to religious reasons!"I thought Jesus said to help those in need... | |||
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Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash
Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London!
I rarely travel to London too
I'm travelling to Manchester in March. Lol"what a coincidence so am I | |||
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"We have a work's late new year's party on Friday, yay! And I'm moving flats on Saturday lol When will I sleep?!
the party sounds fun and I hope the move goes well.
Good luck with the flat move on Saturday Jessica...
Thank you Ash. It should be faster than last time as it's only 10mins drive from here to my new place.
Don't forget to invite me to the moving in party!
Wanna help me clean my old flat on a Sunday?
I would love to help but can't do any work on Sundays due to religious reasons!
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"Its now Thursday 24th January..Any other nights owls still up at this late hour.. means it's only only 1 day till friday, I like Fridays. ...Its almost the weekend!
Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash
Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London!
I rarely travel to London too
I'm travelling to Manchester in March. Lol
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Indeed it is! Do you have any exciting plans?
Nothing exciting planned at the moment..
Oh well I hope something comes up.
If not I'll have to watch football all weekend!
You can spend it in our company here ash
Thanks Sharif but I very rarely travel outside of London!
I rarely travel to London too
I'm travelling to Manchester in March. Lol
what a coincidence so am I
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