FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Aunt Rubi

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just proved problem solving is my thing.

So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many and far too personal for here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Far too many and far too personal for here"

Hug?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just proved problem solving is my thing.

So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x"

Where were u last night when i had passport problems

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I need someone to ask me out for a coffee.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be able to lace my shoes without thinking about you op

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just proved problem solving is my thing.

So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x

Where were u last night when i had passport problems "

Justly doing erm......stuff.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of the list is I need a job

Mrs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I stay or so I go?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee."

Stand outside Starbucks with your empty pockets turned out and a really thirsty look on your face.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just proved problem solving is my thing.

So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x

Where were u last night when i had passport problems

Justly doing erm......stuff. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be able to lace my shoes without thinking about you op "

Buy velcro shoes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the list is I need a job

Mrs"

What kinda job would you like and what would hold you back from getting it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee."

Can come have coffe here anytime you' like and bring that paddle with you

Mrscxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I stay or so I go? "

Well that's just a Clash of ideas. Do both, if you're talking about fab hide your profile, if you're talking about life go but then come back to visit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee.

Stand outside Starbucks with your empty pockets turned out and a really thirsty look on your face. "

Erm that isn't viable at the minute I've only got my dressing gown on.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top of the list is I need a job

Mrs

What kinda job would you like and what would hold you back from getting it? "

admin and no where will acpect me coz o don't ave enough experience

Sighs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the list is I need a job

Mrs

What kinda job would you like and what would hold you back from getting it? admin and no where will acpect me coz o don't ave enough experience

Sighs"

Have you tried agency work? Short term contracts to up your experience?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee.

Can come have coffe here anytime you' like and bring that paddle with you

Mrscxxx"

Now that is my idea of being asked for coffee x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need someone to ask me out for a coffee.

Can come have coffe here anytime you' like and bring that paddle with you

Mrscxxx

Now that is my idea of being asked for coffee x "

It happened on the thread I started. I'm claiming it as problem solved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?"

Yes Kenny

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?"

Take them to the pub. D*unk people are fun.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?

Yes Kenny"

Aunt Rubi, you look like Tame impala

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/01/19 18:44:08]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubi my default is knobhead, how can I be a better person, but still have that edge that women so love ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?

Yes Kenny Aunt Rubi, you look like Tame impala "

It's my penis. All the better to fuck you with my dear.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?

Yes Kenny Aunt Rubi, you look like Tame impala "

If I had her tits I wouldn’t leave the house etc

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where were you going when I saw you coming back ? "

Fab! I was coming back to fab. It called me like the batsignal. A big lit up cock in the sky.

I only came back to save the eyes of the innocent. I'm not saying I'm a saint but......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rubi my default is knobhead, how can I be a better person, but still have that edge that women so love ? "

Sweets. Hand them out each time you speak.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt Rubi,should I take my love to town?

Yes Kenny Aunt Rubi, you look like Tame impala

If I had her tits I wouldn’t leave the house etc"

If you had my tits my ass would be out of proportion.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t stop masturbating as I look at your photos.

Please help!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Dear Aunt Rubi

My friend sometimes gets so aroused when playing with a sexy lady that he feels that he is going to shoot very quickly... is this something he should worry about or take it as a sign of how sexy the lady is and a compliment to her?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

How many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I just proved problem solving is my thing.

So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x"

Hi Auntie R

Can you advise where I can get my hands on a guinea pig for a stew Im intending on making

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t stop masturbating as I look at your photos.

Please help! "

Blocked

(I didn't really, crack on)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Aunt Rubi

My friend sometimes gets so aroused when playing with a sexy lady that he feels that he is going to shoot very quickly... is this something he should worry about or take it as a sign of how sexy the lady is and a compliment to her?"

It's all good as long as he sticks around for round 2.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

How many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?"

Ohhh ohhhhhhh I know the answer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

How many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?"

This isn't philosophy 101. Come back when you have an actual problem.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just proved problem solving is my thing.

So come on, unleash your demons. What problems do you have? Let Auntie Rubi advise x

Hi Auntie R

Can you advise where I can get my hands on a guinea pig for a stew Im intending on making "

No. Try quorn.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Dear Aunt Rubi

My friend sometimes gets so aroused when playing with a sexy lady that he feels that he is going to shoot very quickly... is this something he should worry about or take it as a sign of how sexy the lady is and a compliment to her?

It's all good as long as he sticks around for round 2. "

Thank you.... I mean my friend says Thank you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunt rubi

I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.

Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.

Any ideas?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it"

Retro. You're retro.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve been called a snob

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt rubi

I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.

Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.

Any ideas?"

Moob. You should call it the Moob.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I’ve been called a snob "

Embrace it! Raise your pinky in their face dahling.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I think I’ve been called a snob "

Well at least your a sexy snob

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve been called a snob "

Snog.

We wanted a snog!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve been called a snob

Snog.

We wanted a snog! "

You both deserve a snog, get over here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt rubi

I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.

Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.

Any ideas?

Moob. You should call it the Moob. "

Boom

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it

Retro. You're retro. "

Fuck it good enough I guess. Not sure how it helps but nor is it advice but you know I’m 100% not picky or a massive cunt or anything so I wont complain at all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt rubi

I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.

Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.

Any ideas?

Moob. You should call it the Moob.

Boom "

Other way silly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m as ugly as a fridge from the 60s covered in bird shit straight from Trafalgar square and had a 5 year old that hates art try to draw a picture on it

Retro. You're retro.

Fuck it good enough I guess. Not sure how it helps but nor is it advice but you know I’m 100% not picky or a massive cunt or anything so I wont complain at all "

Jeeeeez! Get a paper bag and draw a happy non complaining face on it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've an ingrowing hair, how do I get rid of it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've an ingrowing hair, how do I get rid of it? "

Wash the area.

Apply warm compresses.

Gently pull out the hair with tweezers.

Remove dead skin.

Use creams to reduce inflammation.

Stop shaving your bollocks.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aunt rubi

I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.

Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.

Any ideas?

Moob. You should call it the Moob.

Boom

Other way silly "

Any way you want pretty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt rubi

I think I’ve discovered a new star, way up high in the sky.

Trouble is... I can’t decide what to name it. It’s bigger than all the others and rounder, it doesn’t appear to have any pointy bits and it’s really bright.

Any ideas?

Moob. You should call it the Moob.

Boom

Other way silly

Any way you want pretty "

Every way

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top