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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wanked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling my piglet of a cat "No you CANNOT have another meal, you just ate!"

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I had a straight guy hitting on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does wank count?

Bag it, tie it, bin it! With dog shit. Dog walking would be a gold mine

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."
layed a concrete block hmm that must destroy your willy lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."

So do you lay more than your hourly rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lifting heavy drums of chemicals into fine cupboards at work to take a tiny sample then repeat and repeat and repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanked? "

Yeah, we all do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal).

So do you lay more than your hourly rate."

Yes, a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my ear hair could be made into wigs ‘We’d be millionaires by this time next year Rodders’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted a message on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said fuck off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People telling me,”I am not sure about this”!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they still gave money back on bottles - I'd earn a fortune

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."

Heard the word “Brexit”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I logged in here, made no effort to do anything then thought "I'm bored with this and I'm going to leave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man "

Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man

Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet. "

Duuude...

Get your arse up to the midlands.

There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man

Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.

Duuude...

Get your arse up to the midlands.

There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!

"

Haha, i know I’m an idiot, I’ve got stuck in my comfort zone, i should be more materialist and go where the money is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man

Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.

Duuude...

Get your arse up to the midlands.

There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!

Haha, i know I’m an idiot, I’ve got stuck in my comfort zone, i should be more materialist and go where the money is. "

Money can’t buy happiness.

If building stone walls around yurts is your thing then continue with your comfort zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked at someone’s pics on this thread . In the words of F&B #youknowwhoyouare #stalkeralert #keepaneyeonyourbunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every hour I spent bored out of my skull at work. There's something soul destroying about commuting to and from work to just sit around

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I got paid a pound for every time I said "someone's coming " in a day I'd be quite a few pounds richer!

And no not cumming before any of you pervs get the wrong idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pound for every time I hear naaaaan. That's grandmother, not the tasty bread we eat with Asian cuisine.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

If I had a pound for every time I tutted and rolled my eyes I could leave work and wouldn’t be tutting or rolling my eyes quite so much anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...for every time I say my feet are cold.

...every time a guy message or winks me on here. Seriously, every time I use a hammer of some kind.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Telling my piglet of a cat "No you CANNOT have another meal, you just ate!" "

I love the way cats try it on

"Is it dinner time yet?"

"Is it dinner time yet?"

"Is it dinner time yet?"

"No, you've just had breakfast."

"Oh ok....So is it dinner time yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man

Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.

Duuude...

Get your arse up to the midlands.

There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!

Haha, i know I’m an idiot, I’ve got stuck in my comfort zone, i should be more materialist and go where the money is.

Money can’t buy happiness.

If building stone walls around yurts is your thing then continue with your comfort zone "

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure makes being miserable a helluva lot more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling my piglet of a cat "No you CANNOT have another meal, you just ate!"

I love the way cats try it on

"Is it dinner time yet?"

"Is it dinner time yet?"

"Is it dinner time yet?"

"No, you've just had breakfast."

"Oh ok....So is it dinner time yet?""

"But I've eaten the middle bit of the bowl so it's basically empty right?"

C

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Everytime I get a message from a HAT.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man "

If your still hammering nails in then you need to invest in a nail gun

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Biting my tongue.

If I had a £ in the pot, everytime I did that, I'd be fucking loaded

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Every time I say " Thanks but not for me"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling my dogs to stop following me, or get off my legs.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Every time I say " Thanks but not for me"...."

That Amazon delivery guy needs to get new glasses.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Shouting ‘Get down’ to my kitten who is always trying to get on the mantelpiece or behind the tv and has now taken to climbing up the curtains.

When I say get down I don’t mean like James Brown either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I get turned down on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Applied handcuffs ...( ex prison officer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....Every time I say ffs under my breath which working in retail is about once every 5 minutes.

.....each time I shut my fingers in a cage/under a battery/in a car door

I should maybe renegotiate my pay, I'd get more through this method I'm sure!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I think of sex related things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken photos Nd uploading them to the face book groups I admin for

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal).

Heard the word “Brexit” "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told someone I don’t do threesomes ffs

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Told someone I don’t do threesomes ffs "

Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw folk in their underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."
parcel roughly 200 300 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told someone I don’t do threesomes ffs

Do you?"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my keys.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a pound for everytime I had a pound I’d have doubled my money.

I’d still have spent it all by the end of the month though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hammered a nail in !

At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.

Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man

If your still hammering nails in then you need to invest in a nail gun "

I’ve heard that one more than a few times.

The cost of nails for guns plus the damage to my beautiful work they create equates to them being uneconomical and sometimes even create more work than they save.

Plus I’m a fookin meeeeerchine with an estwing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."

Ask someone "how can I help?" ... Every single phone call I take a work for the last thirty odd years

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"..layed a concrete block I could retire!

What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal).

Ask someone "how can I help?" ... Every single phone call I take a work for the last thirty odd years "

Hmm, think your defo winning here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deleted a message on here "

This, is much this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deleted a message on here

This, is much this!"

Meant to say so much this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every quads comment I get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a faceful of spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucked a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopped an onion

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Told my youngest cat to stop bullying my oldest cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a reply saying im only 1/2hr to an hour away from you and they’re showing as 200 miles plus away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a reply saying im only 1/2hr to an hour away from you and they’re showing as 200 miles plus away "

220, I don't drive... Be there in five!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Joined a hot or not thread, then immediately regretted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blew warm kisses from my rusty bullet hole.

Toot

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Said ‘cunt’ during the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blew warm kisses from my rusty bullet hole.

Toot

P"

. I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Started a thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shamelessly bumped my own threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said ‘cunt’ during the day. "

. I’ll have to unfriend you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told someone I don’t do threesomes ffs "

What's the ffs bit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told someone I don’t do threesomes ffs

What's the ffs bit then "

Female female soldier?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said ‘cunt’ during the day.

. I’ll have to unfriend you "

Oh fiddlesticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blew warm kisses from my rusty bullet hole.

Toot

P

. I love you "

You're only human so it's to be expected. The ones that don't are quite simply in denial

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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Shamelessly bumped my own threads. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told someone I don’t do threesomes ffs

What's the ffs bit then

Female female soldier? "
er yes of course it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said ‘cunt’ during the day.

. I’ll have to unfriend you

Oh fiddlesticks! "
sometimes it’s the only word that will cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said ‘cunt’ during the day.

. I’ll have to unfriend you

Oh fiddlesticks! "
sometimes it’s the only word that will cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shot of vodka. Alternatively took a sip of Iron Bru

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