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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If the user above you was stood in front of you now what would you say or do?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ask do you want to go out for cocktails and dancing x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Ask do you want to go out for cocktails and dancing x"

Sing me a song please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of wine, then let’s hit the pubs..

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Glass of wine, then let’s hit the pubs.. "

My kinda gal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, Mr Bond. I've been expecting you

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Ah, Mr Bond. I've been expecting you"

Ah DJ, play a song for the lovers, tonight...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got the love of God put it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the love of God put it away "

I think you are in the wrong house, the other good looking guy lives next door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got the love of God put it away

I think you are in the wrong house, the other good looking guy lives next door! "

I'm horny I'll make do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the love of God put it away

I think you are in the wrong house, the other good looking guy lives next door!

I'm horny I'll make do "

Care to dance? Xx

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Got the love of God put it away

I think you are in the wrong house, the other good looking guy lives next door!

I'm horny I'll make do

Care to dance? Xx"
fancy a game of golf.

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Wtf are you doing in my bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf are you doing in my bathroom! "

Hold out my tumbler and ask him to top it up with the Penderyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco's is that way mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tesco's is that way mate"

Take off that horrible mask... Oh!

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Wtf are you doing in my bathroom!

Hold out my tumbler and ask him to top it up with the Penderyn"
Happy to share my single malts with somebody who appreciates them

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Who's getting the first round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf are you doing in my bathroom!

Hold out my tumbler and ask him to top it up with the Penderyn Happy to share my single malts with somebody who appreciates them"

Oh no dont worry about sharing, its just im naked in bed and feel.it would be awkward going down for a top up in company.

Help your self to a glass or theres a passable rye and some home made lemon simple syrup in the fridge if youd like an old fashioned with a twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay I think it's one to lift my jaw off the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I think it's one to lift my jaw off the floor "

Here... let me pick your handbag up for you xxx

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Okay I think it's one to lift my jaw off the floor "

Is it my birthday?

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Birthday or not would offer to give her a present

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I think it's one to lift my jaw off the floor

Is it my birthday? "

I think my birthday and Christmas came at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Okay I think it's one to lift my jaw off the floor

Is it my birthday?

I think my birthday and Christmas came at once "
it not just your birthday and Christmas that would come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I think it's one to lift my jaw off the floor

Is it my birthday?

I think my birthday and Christmas came at once it not just your birthday and Christmas that would come "

Oh really. Do tell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland"

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx"

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said "

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lucky sod !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx "

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip"

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?"

An ever expanding collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some clothes on its freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/01/19 10:34:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on its freezing "

Come warm me up? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them to move, as they are invading my space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advise them not to drop the soap

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Wow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Advise them not to drop the soap"

Advice them to drop the soap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection "

Whips and chains excite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Advise them not to drop the soap

Advice them to drop the soap "

Dare them to drop the soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me "

*starts looking up the ferry time table*

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Beautiful

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me

*starts looking up the ferry time table*"

Wonders if there’s room for me on that bike!!

Va va voom!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carter89 can you be our personal trainer please??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Np chance I am competing in here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carter89 can you be our personal trainer please??

"

I must warn you that training will be hard.

Scarlett will be doing endless squats and yoga poses, under careful supervision of course, while Ben will be focused on a hard core regimen of long distance fell running in the welsh mountains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me

*starts looking up the ferry time table*

Wonders if there’s room for me on that bike!!

Va va voom!!! "

It is specifically built for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carter89 can you be our personal trainer please??

I must warn you that training will be hard.

Scarlett will be doing endless squats and yoga poses, under careful supervision of course, while Ben will be focused on a hard core regimen of long distance fell running in the welsh mountains

Think we’ll stick to the Couch To 5K App!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carter89 can you be our personal trainer please??

I must warn you that training will be hard.

Scarlett will be doing endless squats and yoga poses, under careful supervision of course, while Ben will be focused on a hard core regimen of long distance fell running in the welsh mountains

Think we’ll stick to the Couch To 5K App!

"

Probbaly for the best, i havent been to the gym in about 6 months lol.

I rely on my unreliable food intake and job to keep in shape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me

*starts looking up the ferry time table*"

Hurry up

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me

*starts looking up the ferry time table*

Hurry up "

Mmmm bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me

*starts looking up the ferry time table*

Hurry up

Mmmm bend over "

I was first

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm feeling left out.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Im thinking it's time for fab outing to ireland

Drop the towel

Jo.Xx

What she said

Lift your vest up

Jo.Xx

Definitly this.

Me and Mr intrigued will drink whiskey and enjoy the show.

Speaking of show where did i put my whip

Oh have you got chains to go with that whip?

An ever expanding collection

Whips and chains excite me

*starts looking up the ferry time table*

Hurry up

Mmmm bend over

I was first "

You are first you're right xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling left out."

Spank away

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm feeling left out.

Spank away "

Get that sexy bum here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh wow great bum. What's your secret?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great figure.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Put that thing back in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put that thing back in your pants "

Bet you are cold, let's go warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put that thing back in your pants

Bet you are cold, let's go warm up "

Do your shirt up, scruffy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put that thing back in your pants

Bet you are cold, let's go warm up

Do your shirt up, scruffy."

I am doing it up. Do you want me to pull it down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Spanked bottom for you sexy

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"

Spanked bottom for you sexy "
is that my suit ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you wax or shave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you wax or shave? "

Pull those pants down properly

With my teeth

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Did you wax or shave?

Pull those pants down properly

With my teeth "
I see it’s a legs day

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Hello mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh hi

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you wax or shave?

Pull those pants down properly

With my teeth I see it’s a legs day "

Your profile pic belongs on my thread. Get over there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh amazing underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a chat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright mate "

Remove the jeans

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright mate

Remove the jeans

Jo.Xx"

Certainly jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slap that ass "

Kiss between drinks xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/01/19 16:59:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 24/01/19 16:59:06]"

Fuck

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


"Oh hi "

Must be my lucky day

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not a lot

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 24/01/19 17:32:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[poster’s clothes removed by me at 24/01/19 17:32:27]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Can leave just the heels on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"[poster suddenly develops an almighty erection at 24/01/19 17:32:27]"

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"[poster suddenly develops an almighty erection at 24/01/19 17:32:27] "

Ooooh, nipple piercing x

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


"[poster suddenly develops an almighty erection at 24/01/19 17:32:27]

Ooooh, nipple piercing x"

Choose me

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Show us your poker face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that zip ain't stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show us your poker face? "
kiss on the cheek then lead her astray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh nice body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nice body "

Great bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh nice body

Great bum!"

Adjust the tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop to my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop to my knees "

Hello gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop to my knees

Hello gorgeous "

Bite that bum

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Drop to my knees

Hello gorgeous

Bite that bum "

Uncross those legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and take your injection lol

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Bend over and take your injection lol "

Let me show you saucy

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Your suit matches your carpet

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Bend over and take your injection lol

Let me show you saucy "
have you got chips then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over and take your injection lol

Let me show you saucy have you got chips then?"

Take to M&S for a new shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Help him close his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help him close his pants "

Help close her curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask why he's in my shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if anyone's walking by the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask why he's in my shed"

Beacause your gorgeous neighbour has a big dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you skipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you skipping "

Because I know where I am going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe help take them off this time

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Maybe help take them off this time "

Bend over

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Essex and London


"Bend over "

Move over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/01/19 12:40:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe help take them off this time

Bend over "

Slap that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe help take them off this time

Bend over

Slap that ass "
Drop the towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe help take them off this time

Bend over

Slap that ass "

My place or yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you skipping

Because I know where I am going "

Ok continue skipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you skipping

Because I know where I am going

Ok continue skipping "

It happens. Post a clunge pic, people will notice you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub fake tan on your bum

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Essex and London


"Rub fake tan on your bum "

No tan required on this caramel bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Put that back in your pants before you poke someone's eye out.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Sit you down, part your legs and tell you to enjoy.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That arse needs a spanking

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Please help your self

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

Can you zip my dress up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subtly mention that they needed to tuck it back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone nipped in before me

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Take for drinks and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take on a roller coaster ride

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Would love that ride them all day long

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Hello there

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

order 66

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

What you doing in my garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you doing in my garage "

Does this mean am in ur garage now as well

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


" order 66"

Prefer 69

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 26/01/19 16:21:49]

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Stealing your car.... goodbyeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" order 66

Prefer 69"

Prefer 68

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy chewing my sausage

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint"

eh nah a brandy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint

eh nah a brandy please"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint

eh nah a brandy please"
brandy then fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make do with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move out of the way, can't see the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Introduce myself with a beaming smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Move out of the way, can't see the telly. "
there isn't anything good on now get your mouth around this x

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Mmm while your lass watching

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

thought it would be Bigger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm while your lass watching "

Bend me over

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

And spank your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And spank your ass"

Its cold so either recruit as thermostat slave or little spoon.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

offer him a jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd whack out my garlic, cross and wooden stake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea thanks, and a chocolate hob nob if you have such lushness!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Room service?

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/01/19 17:47:00]"

Im not done with you

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Think you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea thanks, and a chocolate hob nob if you have such lushness! "

Sure thing! Kettles on.

I have hob nobs amongst other nobs alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea thanks, and a chocolate hob nob if you have such lushness!

Sure thing! Kettles on.

I have hob nobs amongst other nobs alright "

Heck! I do enjoy a good nob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd surely dip my biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello "

Fancy a fuck

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Love what you’re not wearing

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get those lovely nickers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some clothes on, you'll catch a cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello "

Well howdy Wifey. Coming for a ride?

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