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I've ran out of washing up liquid...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a reason to sit on your arse?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I find it uncomfortable sitting on my head

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

If I didn't I'd fall off my chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?"

I'm sure there'd better reasons for sitting on my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use shower gel and you can still do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need a reason to sit on your arse?"

It makes me feel better in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?

I'm sure there'd better reasons for sitting on my face..."

If you offer to do my washing up

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?

I'm sure there'd better reasons for sitting on my face...

If you offer to do my washing up "

Slipping into my marigolds right now x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just had double gym class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lick the plates. Job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had double gym class. "

Oh, I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just lick the plates. Job done "

And saucepan, frying pan, dogs' bowls??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time get a big bottle of Fairy - that shit lasts years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll wash up for fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?

I'm sure there'd better reasons for sitting on my face...

If you offer to do my washing up

Slipping into my marigolds right now x"
thats a must see...lol...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?

I'm sure there'd better reasons for sitting on my face...

If you offer to do my washing up

Slipping into my marigolds right now xthats a must see...lol... "

Yeah, usually my butler does the washing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Platinum fairy is tge one to be with

You only need a dribble

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pop them in the bath with you.

Sorted!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You could just wash and scrub, see what happens

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.


"...and I'm not going out in this weather.

This means...fuck the washing up, I'm going to sit on my fat arse and watch Netflix.

What better reason to sit on your arse?"
I guvr up was meant tumps up lol xxx

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I must say it does baffle me how people run out of things that are used everyday. It's not like you can't tell you need more way ahead of time.

Definitely a good excuse to not do something you dislike doing though.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I must say it does baffle me how people run out of things that are used everyday. It's not like you can't tell you need more way ahead of time.

Definitely a good excuse to not do something you dislike doing though. "

Doesn't work with toilet paper.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Pop them in the bath with you.

Sorted!"

Was it you who put noodles in your kettle,if it was I'm not so sure I'm rocking your idea's.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Pop them in the bath with you.

Sorted!

Was it you who put noodles in your kettle,if it was I'm not so sure I'm rocking your idea's."

Busted !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Pop them in the bath with you.

Sorted!

Was it you who put noodles in your kettle,if it was I'm not so sure I'm rocking your idea's.

Busted !"

It's a crazy world you live in.

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