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"Yes. And you will also need malaria jabs. Citronella a visa and it is now a legal requirement to have a Mel Gibson tattoo on the right arm above the elbow. " Don’t forget the iron bru | |||
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"Yes as you need one for Eire" O no he’s ok for Eire. Ive given finger special dispensation | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" If your not British yes | |||
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"Yorkshire is Scotland isn’t it ?" HELL NOOOOO Yorkshire is Gods own Country not to be confused with places where men wear skirts!!! lol | |||
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"Yorkshire is Scotland isn’t it ? HELL NOOOOO Yorkshire is Gods own Country not to be confused with places where men wear skirts!!! lol " Oi! | |||
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"I however don’t need a visa. I have Scottish in me. I think his name was hamish " Was he a good ride?????? | |||
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"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border." Nah he needs to catch a live one first wee buggers are hard to catch | |||
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"I however don’t need a visa. I have Scottish in me. I think his name was hamish Was he a good ride?????? " He kept trying to ram my feet in his boots but he was a good ride once he stopped singing Scotland the brave | |||
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"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border. Nah he needs to catch a live one first wee buggers are hard to catch " Ssshh lads and ladies. Theirs a live one in here if we sneak up on him I’m sure we can nick his kilt | |||
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"try getting into Wales !! " been there it was stunning | |||
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"try getting into Wales !! " A sheep ?? over the shoulder usually works | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" If you are flying with certain airlines then yes. | |||
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"Don't forget to put your watch forward an hour when you go PMF x " diffent time too i dont know how to do that on this watch | |||
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"Don't forget to put your watch forward an hour when you go PMF x diffent time too i dont know how to do that on this watch" It's a Sun dial. | |||
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"Don't forget to put your watch forward an hour when you go PMF x diffent time too i dont know how to do that on this watch It's a Sun dial." now it makes sense | |||
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"Don't forget to put your watch forward an hour when you go PMF x diffent time too i dont know how to do that on this watch It's a Sun dial." Sun dial? Considered witchcraft in some parts still burn you at the stake lol | |||
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"Even more important question do they have maccies up there" Yes. Lots. Mc' everything up there ^^ | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? If your not British yes" Not really | |||
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"Even more important question do they have maccies up there Yes. Lots. Mc' everything up there ^^" | |||
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"A deep fried battered passport I think?" noooo you getting mixed up with mars bars lol | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" No just pop down to your local Scottish embassy, get an id10t form filled in tripped signed and you should be all good. | |||
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"Even more important question do they have maccies up there Yes. Lots. Mc' everything up there ^^" thank fuck | |||
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"Op You might not need a passport but don't think you can get away with speaking English there" why | |||
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"try getting into Wales !! A sheep ?? over the shoulder usually works " No that's wrong. Back legs down your wellies is best | |||
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"Op You might not need a passport but don't think you can get away with speaking English therewhy" You'll find out -as you were | |||
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"No. But you’ll need a warm coat, and some gloves. Maybe throw in a hot water bottle for good luck." Willy warmer | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" And malaria jabs | |||
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"No. But you’ll need a warm coat, and some gloves. Maybe throw in a hot water bottle for good luck. Willy warmer" Pmsl. Was just about to post the same thing x | |||
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"No. But you’ll need a warm coat, and some gloves. Maybe throw in a hot water bottle for good luck. Willy warmer" im hoping there will be volunteers for that job | |||
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"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border. Nah he needs to catch a live one first wee buggers are hard to catch Ssshh lads and ladies. Theirs a live one in here if we sneak up on him I’m sure we can nick his kilt" you can look to see if he is wearing underwear or not under his kilt! | |||
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"A deep fried battered passport I think? noooo you getting mixed up with mars bars lol " I need a marsbar to bribe customs? | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment " why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus | |||
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"No passport needed but you must wear a kilt it's law." Never beenone to obay the law before aint starting now | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus" | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment " I'm glad you said bunch of swingers and not knobheads. | |||
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"Don't forget your shots.shots?" Dangerous over there babe they’ve all got guns | |||
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"Don't forget your shots.shots? Dangerous over there babe they’ve all got guns " nope not sunny enough to get those bad boys out | |||
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"If you take a bottle of buckfast wine you can use it to bribe your way in. Just say "i have bucky" you will get fast tracked through security." Naaaaa il wing it | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" No, but you might need one to go to Margate | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? No, but you might need one to go to Margate " whats a margate | |||
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"Don't forget your shots.shots?" Apple sourz, ouzo, jägermeister. | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? No, but you might need one to go to Margate whats a margate" The English Costa del Sol. | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? No, but you might need one to go to Margate whats a margate" It's someone from Manchesters gate ain't it? | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? No, but you might need one to go to Margate whats a margate It's someone from Manchesters gate ain't it? " i dunno | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus" Have Fun up there B Jo.Xx | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? No, but you might need one to go to Margate whats a margate It's someone from Manchesters gate ain't it? i dunno" Thought you'd get it at least? It's how the say My gate! | |||
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"A deep fried battered passport I think? noooo you getting mixed up with mars bars lol I need a marsbar to bribe customs?" They are delicious. And you have to have sauce on everything. | |||
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"Yes. And you will also need malaria jabs. Citronella a visa and it is now a legal requirement to have a Mel Gibson tattoo on the right arm above the elbow. " don't forget The Bru must have a girder as well | |||
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish." I actually do this | |||
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish. I actually do this " come back with a wad of £1 notes the Spearmint rhino ladies love it. | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment why would i be embarrassed i didnt know so i asked if folk got a giggle out of it thats a bonus Have Fun up there B Jo.Xx" not sure i will based on the glum responce | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" No, but you have a maximum of three bottles of iron bru on returning over the bordwr | |||
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"Don't forget your shots.shots? Dangerous over there babe they’ve all got guns " No, the guns are all down south. You're far more likely to be stabbed up here | |||
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"Get this... it takes 1hr 20mins to fly from Cardiff to Paris... It takes 9hrs 35mins to fly to Liverpool from Cardiff! How mad is that. Got to go via Amsterdam. Manchester and Isle of Man... Stupid right? " Train from Liverpool to Cardiff is half as quick and cheaper | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland? No, but you have a maximum of three bottles of iron bru on returning over the bordwr" | |||
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"Come over here you will need a passport we won't slag you honestly x" dont have one | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" Too late. | |||
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"Don't forget your shots.shots? Dangerous over there babe they’ve all got guns No, the guns are all down south. You're far more likely to be stabbed up here " Not where I am | |||
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"Depends on Tessa and her plan A(B) surely?" Has Theresa resigned then ? Is Tessa Bear from Noddy running the country ? | |||
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish." He's ripping you off! Don't listen to him. I'll exchange them for you for less than the market rate at 30%. Scottish hospitality for a fellow fabber. | |||
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"Don't forget to change all your cash for Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank of Scotland or Clydesdale Bank notes. I can exchange them for you for just 35% commish. He's ripping you off! Don't listen to him. I'll exchange them for you for less than the market rate at 30%. Scottish hospitality for a fellow fabber. " Don't trust a teuchter. | |||
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"Not to get in dude you may need one to get out of it. " There’s a tunnel for getting out but you have to get through Hamish first | |||
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"What do you want to go to that Godforesaken place for anyway?" | |||
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"What do you want to go to that Godforesaken place for anyway?" i owed a favour at work bonus is i get hotel life for a few days tho so im looking forward to it | |||
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"Passport and a ginger wig. Sorted " oh yeah just realised my chance at a firecrotch just jumped right up yes | |||
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"Get this... it takes 1hr 20mins to fly from Cardiff to Paris... It takes 9hrs 35mins to fly to Liverpool from Cardiff! How mad is that. Got to go via Amsterdam. Manchester and Isle of Man... Stupid right? Train from Liverpool to Cardiff is half as quick and cheaper " I know... just saying... | |||
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"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border." Scotland is amazing OP. You will love it. | |||
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"I heard that you might also need to wear a kilt now OP....and eat Haggis at the border. Scotland is amazing OP. You will love it." heres hoping | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger" Not today next week | |||
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"Is it cold up there then" It's -6 here so it will be minus 10 there be prepared haha | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week" Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? " Edinburgh i think | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? Edinburgh i think " Aww you should be going to Glasgow. You'll be fine in Edinburgh though, full of tourists. | |||
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"No. But you’ll need a warm coat, and some gloves. Maybe throw in a hot water bottle for good luck. Willy warmer" No need 1/2 pound of lard spread over balls and around cock sorts that out | |||
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers. " What about plain loaf | |||
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers. What about plain loaf" And some square sausage too | |||
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers. What about plain loaf And some square sausage too " cant get my head round that | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? Edinburgh i think " My favourite city in the world | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? Edinburgh i think Aww you should be going to Glasgow. You'll be fine in Edinburgh though, full of tourists." may be there too one of the days | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? Edinburgh i think My favourite city in the world " its that good wow | |||
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers. What about plain loaf And some square sausage too cant get my head round that" It’s basically Sausage That’s square and cut into slices. And bloody delicious | |||
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers. What about plain loaf And some square sausage too cant get my head round that It’s basically Sausage That’s square and cut into slices. And bloody delicious " its the reason i cant eat a mc breafast thingy at maccies funny shaped sausages il pass | |||
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"Bring us back a Hagus will you and a couple of deep fried Cadbury’s creme eggs. Cheers. What about plain loaf And some square sausage too cant get my head round that It’s basically Sausage That’s square and cut into slices. And bloody delicious its the reason i cant eat a mc breafast thingy at maccies funny shaped sausages il pass" No don’t it’s bloody delicious | |||
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"Your going for it today Mr.finger Not today next week Who knows what the weather will be like next week, we can get four seasons in one day. Its a wee bit nippy just now though where I am on the west coast. Where you staying? Edinburgh i think Aww you should be going to Glasgow. You'll be fine in Edinburgh though, full of tourists.may be there too one of the days" take that back no i wont be il be in Edinburgh | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment " Aye but we would have missed out on the fun then lol | |||
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"I however don’t need a visa. I have Scottish in me. I think his name was hamish " Oh yes I liked hamish. He had a mahoosive haggis. | |||
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"If you'd asked Mr Google instead of a bunch of swingers you may have avoided any embarrassment Aye but we would have missed out on the fun then lol " Exactly | |||
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"Breaking news..Due to a Sat Nav input error, Pull has been driving round Scotch Corner for the last three hours looking for the Loch Ness Monster. Women across Scotland weep into their neeps and tatties...." not yet ya square sausage | |||
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"Do i need a passport to go to scotland?" Not until after the referendum.... | |||
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