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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m going to make afternoon nap time at work a legal right.

What nonsense would you enforce upon your rise to power?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

3 day week again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to make afternoon nap time at work a legal right.

What nonsense would you enforce upon your rise to power?"

That's not nonsense though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qualified voting.

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

Bring back the death penalty for those who disagree with me!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

99p coins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total domination, no mercy.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Every adult in the country has to pay me 1p a week each

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"99p coins "

I like this idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child abusers will be put in a big brother style house With the parents. It will be advertised in the TV guide. An array of weapons and torture devices will be supplied and they will be immune from prosecution with only one proviso. It has to last longer than five minutes. That’s when the pay per view cuts in. A percentage of the revenue raised will go to compensate the victims. If the parents do not wish to take part, a lottery style “in it to win it” program will decide the participant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Child abusers will be put in a big brother style house With the parents. It will be advertised in the TV guide. An array of weapons and torture devices will be supplied and they will be immune from prosecution with only one proviso. It has to last longer than five minutes. That’s when the pay per view cuts in. A percentage of the revenue raised will go to compensate the victims. If the parents do not wish to take part, a lottery style “in it to win it” program will decide the participant. "

My bare hands is all the weapons I would need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fight to get you into power.

I would make afternoon tea compulsory too.

There would be a selection of teas, finger sandwiches and and assortment of fine pastries and cakes.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Ban people from talking loudly on phones on the bus. (FFS!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ban people from talking loudly on phones on the bus. (FFS!)"

Or those peeps that do that while they have their conversation on speaker phone! I know why some do it but it is irritating.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Ban people from talking loudly on phones on the bus. (FFS!)

Or those peeps that do that while they have their conversation on speaker phone! I know why some do it but it is irritating. "

That also very irritating...

Nothing worse than hearing peoples conversations on speaker phones when you're on a long train journey and just want some peace and quiet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ban people from talking loudly on phones on the bus. (FFS!)

Or those peeps that do that while they have their conversation on speaker phone! I know why some do it but it is irritating.

That also very irritating...

Nothing worse than hearing peoples conversations on speaker phones when you're on a long train journey and just want some peace and quiet..."

Ha ha! So annoying. Next time, pipe up and say, "do you wsnt me to speak to them? What? No? Then turn your fucking speaker phone off then!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to make afternoon nap time at work a legal right.

What nonsense would you enforce upon your rise to power?"

I drive for work so I don't think that would work for me!?

I'd build my own road that goes everywhere that only I'm allowed to drive on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would abolish early release for criminals and enforce the full sentences. Make life, mean life.

I would also bring back national service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would abolish early release for criminals and enforce the full sentences. Make life, mean life.

I would also bring back national service.

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And build more prisons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I’d lower the retirement age by at least 12 months for anyone who hasn’t had children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All chip shops that serve a mini-fish, chips & curry sauce lunchtime special with of those pathetic little wooden forks will be banned from trading.

Forever.

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