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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

No not that kind ya pervs. After surgery and almost 5 weeks in a full arm cast the itching is driving me insane and I've still 2 weeks to go. Any ideas to take my mind off it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

User your good arm to distract you somehow?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"User your good arm to distract you somehow? "

I've already a right arm like Popeye sadly the left was donated by Mr puniverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles. "

I'd want so much more than her knitting needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles.

I'd want so much more than her knitting needles "

You want the wool as well, and the patterns for a willy warmer - greedy fucker. How are you gonna knit with only one arm FFS?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles.

I'd want so much more than her knitting needles

You want the wool as well, and the patterns for a willy warmer - greedy fucker. How are you gonna knit with only one arm FFS? "

Well I was kinda hoping she may assist a poor helpless biker

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles.

I'd want so much more than her knitting needles

You want the wool as well, and the patterns for a willy warmer - greedy fucker. How are you gonna knit with only one arm FFS?

Well I was kinda hoping she may assist a poor helpless biker "

You didn't break it binning the blade I hope!!

Mines a '93 btw... as an aside

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles.

I'd want so much more than her knitting needles

You want the wool as well, and the patterns for a willy warmer - greedy fucker. How are you gonna knit with only one arm FFS?

Well I was kinda hoping she may assist a poor helpless biker

You didn't break it binning the blade I hope!!

Mines a '93 btw... as an aside "

No it's not broke I somehow managed to rip ligaments out of there shief. Mines a 10 plate and not seen the light of day in so long. Had it from new. The mileage is embarrassingly low. If I can't ride again it's going in my living room. No way I'm selling it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles. "

My mum gave us knitting needles to scratch with when we had plaster casts on.

Heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a long fork and try not to lose it

C

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"See if Knitter will lend you her knitting needles.

I'd want so much more than her knitting needles

You want the wool as well, and the patterns for a willy warmer - greedy fucker. How are you gonna knit with only one arm FFS?

Well I was kinda hoping she may assist a poor helpless biker

You didn't break it binning the blade I hope!!

Mines a '93 btw... as an aside

No it's not broke I somehow managed to rip ligaments out of there shief. Mines a 10 plate and not seen the light of day in so long. Had it from new. The mileage is embarrassingly low. If I can't ride again it's going in my living room. No way I'm selling it. "

I know that feeling, had mine since '96 ... equally low mileage for its age ... but won't change it

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Use a long fork and try not to lose it

C"

Tried it and the knitting needles no joy just can't get it. I've even had a try with welding rods

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