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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, you’re about to get hitched.....to the person BELOW you.

Unless you’re psychic, you don’t even know that you love them yet (as you don’t know who it is) but you need to detail how you’re going to propose to them (the more elaborate the better!)

The person below will then either accept or decline before professing their marriage intentions to the next person.

Simple! I am your priest who will join you both in holy matrimony (if you accept) so off you go

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

At a picnic, on a hot summers day. Just as the sun is starting to set x

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us

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over a year ago


"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us"

Meant to add...polyamorous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes! A thousand times yes!

My proposal would be next to the fountain in Trafalgar Square.

When they accepted I would push them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us

Meant to add...polyamorous?"

Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.

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over a year ago


"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us

Meant to add...polyamorous?

Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa."

Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us

Meant to add...polyamorous?

Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.

Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?"

3sum will be fine. May I keep my socks on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right? "

Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.

Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us

Meant to add...polyamorous?

Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.

Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?

3sum will be fine. May I keep my socks on?"

The ones with the stars on? Of course sure they will be cute on you

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?

Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.

Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank"

Oh yes indeed, I inadvertently neglected to mention also that in addition to my, shall we say, somewhat loose code of scruples, I’m a bit of a lecherous vicar in addition....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?

Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.

Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank

Oh yes indeed, I inadvertently neglected to mention also that in addition to my, shall we say, somewhat loose code of scruples, I’m a bit of a lecherous vicar in addition.... "

Dig out the easy access robes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us

Meant to add...polyamorous?

Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.

Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?

3sum will be fine. May I keep my socks on?

The ones with the stars on? Of course sure they will be cute on you"

They will be on my hands; I wear wellies in bed.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?

Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.

Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank

Oh yes indeed, I inadvertently neglected to mention also that in addition to my, shall we say, somewhat loose code of scruples, I’m a bit of a lecherous vicar in addition....

Dig out the easy access robes then "

They don’t call me ‘Commando Vicar’ for nothing - if you catch my drift....

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