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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing

New kettle methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whyyyyy?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I've never heard of this before!

Happy new kettle shopping

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to warm up hot dog sausages in the kettle...lol..

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Did you watch the prison programme by any chance?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I did that with an egg once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl. I was debating suggesting using the kettle for pasta not so long ago for a friend with no cooker, I'm glad I didn't now!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Whyyyyy?"

I don't know. It seemed like a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain! I once tried to boil an egg in the kettle and that didn't work either.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

that did just make me laugh sorry! Just boil water in a pan and save your kettle for food now

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing

New kettle methinks

Me too Hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whyyyyy?

I don't know. It seemed like a good idea!"
Thanks, I think that would top anything I have done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you watch the prison programme by any chance?

That's what I thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave "
Or gone to spec savers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I have toyed with the idea of using the kettle to warm milk.

If it went wrong, I'd probably keep it to.myself though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amateurs!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Did you watch the prison programme by any chance?

Curry in a kettle

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By *r n Mrs F xCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Er..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Sorry to laugh but I'm laughing my head off. Can you reboil the kettle to loosen it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This certainly isn't fabchefs.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I microwaved a scotch egg once

Didn't go well but I didn't total the appliance in the process

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I don’t which is funnier, what you’ve done or posting it on the forum, bless you x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I used to warm up hot dog sausages in the kettle...lol.."

Haha, see it's not just me!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave "

That blew up a while back...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I'm still chuckling x

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

This made me laugh out loud. I had to check you’re profile too to see what age you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

"
.........If you hear the saying 'kettle of fish'...DONT DO IT!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Sorry to laugh but I'm laughing my head off. Can you reboil the kettle to loosen it. "

Got to be worth a try....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the type of person that's scared to put pop tarts in the toaster. A kettle is sacred

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By *ebt collectorMan
over a year ago

North East

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Sorry to laugh but I'm laughing my head off. Can you reboil the kettle to loosen it.

Got to be worth a try...."

Fill kettle with water and fairy liquid and in the morning they will be all loose and soft tip out and even the kettle will clean... Result

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 21/01/19 19:54:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's how new discoveries are made Minnie! Or not in this case ...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I put Waitrose Feta and Aubergine bakes in the toaster - three goes has 'em sizzling, but you have to be careful with the extraction process!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave

That blew up a while back..."

Hahaha... shouldn't laugh... sorry xx

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's how new discoveries are made Minnie! Or not in this case ...

Very true...I did popadums in the toaster once, that didn't end well either.

I got cocky with the timings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

New kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a divvy thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Boil water... Pour water over noodles... Hot noodles!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

The next thing to try is putting cling film over your toilet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blew up a poached egg in the microwave last week if it makes you feel better x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I blew up a poached egg in the microwave last week if it makes you feel better x"

Haha that does make me feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha you made me want to fuck you op.

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By *enus and MarsCouple
over a year ago

London

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Just wet meself

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hahaha you made me want to fuck you op. "

My work here is done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op can I just say if your going to cut any chips please don't use your lawn mower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"Did you watch the prison programme by any chance?

curry in a kettle

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Op can I just say if your going to cut any chips please don't use your lawn mower

That's what the hedge strimmer is for!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

A slight cockup on the catering front then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you was gonna say you drove a digger into Liverpool travel lodge.

Get a one touch kettle next time it might work better

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Don't try cheese on toast in the toaster then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahahahha

That is fucking boss!!!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol."

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that cooking lark off and just go the tav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Did you try and warm up fish n chips in it? I tried that once..along with the greasy paper..sparks everywhere..needless to say new microwave time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing

New kettle methinks

Me neither never heard of such a ridiculous thing to do ha ha that has made my night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Lol oh dear. Buy another. Next time don't place the microwave near the sink and or ensue all cutlery and metal/foil lids are fully removed from whatever you're trying to heat up or cook.

Unless your microwave was really old, then I can imagine why it would of blown up.

You'll get there! But joe wicks lean in 15 recipe books or Jamie Oliver's 5 ingredients books. You'll cook tasty quick meals in no time.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave

That blew up a while back..."

You sound like the answer to an electricians dream. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Did you try and warm up fish n chips in it? I tried that once..along with the greasy paper..sparks everywhere..needless to say new microwave time!"

Why would you put paper in the microwave? Lol. You're funny.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

You should try haddock.....but that's a different kettle of fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In other pasta related news. A teaspoon of vegatble oil with your pasta stops it sticking together, and rinse the starch off but particularly useful for spaghetti.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Did you try and warm up fish n chips in it? I tried that once..along with the greasy paper..sparks everywhere..needless to say new microwave time!

Why would you put paper in the microwave? Lol. You're funny.

Well Ma'am I was mildy inebriated at the time

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hahahahahahahahha

That is fucking boss!!!!

Glad I've amused y'all

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"In other pasta related news. A teaspoon of vegatble oil with your pasta stops it sticking together, and rinse the starch off but particularly useful for spaghetti. "

Indeed

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave

That blew up a while back...

You sound like the answer to an electricians dream. lol"

Got to be honest, I don't have much luck with electrical kit. Hoovers don't last, I've burnt out two Hitachis and the spin dryer used to throw out sparks like a Catherine wheel.

Maybe I'm on a ley line...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahahahahahahahha

That is fucking boss!!!!

Glad I've amused y'all

You have minnie..oh and thank you for the salute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually laughed out loud. ‘Now they won’t come out’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bwa-ha-haaa!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've heard of people in hotels misusuing their room kettles, but if it's your own? Do what you want lol and serve the consequences, though I never understand it

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave

That blew up a while back...

You sound like the answer to an electricians dream. lol

Got to be honest, I don't have much luck with electrical kit. Hoovers don't last, I've burnt out two Hitachis and the spin dryer used to throw out sparks like a Catherine wheel.

Maybe I'm on a ley line..."

Were you trying to make noodles with them too?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Should have put noodles in a bowl, kettle on, pour boiling water on noodles, cover and leave for 5 mins, drain, add seasoning and stir, Ya Narna!!

Ps. Don't clean elements with metal scourer whilst still plugged in.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"In other pasta related news. A teaspoon of vegatble oil with your pasta stops it sticking together, and rinse the starch off but particularly useful for spaghetti. "

Good tip, maybe not in my kettle tho.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Did you learn this at HMP Styal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a kettle

what were you thinking

Cuponoodles

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Should have put noodles in a bowl, kettle on, pour boiling water on noodles, cover and leave for 5 mins, drain, add seasoning and stir, Ya Narna!!

Ps. Don't clean elements with metal scourer whilst still plugged in.

Haha no, my hair is curly enough already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Practicing for an appearance on Come Dine With Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's about a 2 on my doing something really stupid scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone else see what I saw or am I imagining things!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Did you learn this at HMP Styal?"

No, the Prue Leith school of motoring.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Sorry to laugh but I'm laughing my head off. Can you reboil the kettle to loosen it.

Got to be worth a try....

Fill kettle with water and fairy liquid and in the morning they will be all loose and soft tip out and even the kettle will clean... Result "

Update...this tip worked...phew!!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You should try frying eggs on the radiator

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Remind me again when you are appearing on master chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bother

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You should try frying eggs on the radiator"

Is that one from the Terry Waite cookbook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words fail me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A watched kettle never boils "". Ive just watched mine -it boiled!! Now I'm confused would we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe apply for Come Dine With Me?. If you win, you can buy a new kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh I thought I'd heard it all but noodles in a kettle tops the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White vinegar water and baking soda will remove the noodles soak for a HR then boil and wash a few times to remove the taste of vinegar. Good luck op. Still laughing at this.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"You should try frying eggs on the radiator

Is that one from the Terry Waite cookbook?"

Lol

I'm using that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This is a great thread... anyone tried dishwasher cookery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least you didnt ask the lounge if u need a passport to go scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well at least you didnt ask the lounge if u need a passport to go scotland

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I cook noodles with a kettle (not in the kettle) at work.

Boil water, pour over noodles in a bowl, put a plate over the top to trap the steam in, wait 5-10 min, add spice/seasoning etc... tastes better than microwaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well at least you didnt ask the lounge if u need a passport to go scotland

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"You should try haddock.....but that's a different kettle of fish.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I used to warm up hot dog sausages in the kettle...lol.."

I dread to think what your cups of tea must have tasted like :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Good idea though

Probably better than my idea of making fried bread by pouring olive oil onto bread and sticking it in the toaster.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I cook noodles with a kettle (not in the kettle) at work.

Boil water, pour over noodles in a bowl, put a plate over the top to trap the steam in, wait 5-10 min, add spice/seasoning etc... tastes better than microwaved.

I find different types of noodle require different approaches... Some taste awful if not simmered in a pan for a few minutes, other types your method works great...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still don’t understand why you’d actually put things in your kettle. You’d have floaties when you made cups of tea. Makes no sense.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"This is a great thread... anyone tried dishwasher cookery?"

Yep whole salmon in a fish kettle (sealed of course) on hottest wash - nothing else in the dishwasher thought!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Gosh I thought I'd heard it all but noodles in a kettle tops the list.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Kettle descaler will shift it

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Kettle descaler will shift it"

Thanks peeps, filled and soaked kettle overnight and all was good next morning.

I'm actually an ok cook, was just having a mad half hour.

I'm blaming the full moon

At least I amused some of you.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I think you may need a new kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this really boils my noodle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Did you try and warm up fish n chips in it? I tried that once..along with the greasy paper..sparks everywhere..needless to say new microwave time!"

Do not use paper with aluminum foil on it or you will have miniature lightning in the microwave.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Did you try and warm up fish n chips in it? I tried that once..along with the greasy paper..sparks everywhere..needless to say new microwave time!

Do not use paper with aluminum foil on it or you will have miniature lightning in the microwave. "

That sounds exciting.

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over a year ago

"Buy a microwave. They're not just used for re-heating food.

You can steam fish and veggies in there. Your noodles too!

. Oh, you'll need a Pyrex glass dish with a glass lid though. Or a cheap supermarket brand glass dish will do.

Best of luck for next time lol.

Yes my last microwave kind of blew up and I've not replaced as yet.

Did you try and warm up fish n chips in it? I tried that once..along with the greasy paper..sparks everywhere..needless to say new microwave time!

Do not use paper with aluminum foil on it or you will have miniature lightning in the microwave.

That sounds exciting."

Oh it is.sparks everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when teen i once lifted a carpet to clean underneath. Spent hours mopping floor when I could have swept most of the dust away in seconds arghhh!

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I think I love you OP. Someone as daft as me.

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

Could you not find a pan?!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could you not find a pan?!"

What can I say, I like a challenge!

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!"

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan"

I've made pizza in a frying pan, I seem to remember.

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan

I've made pizza in a frying pan, I seem to remember."

Impressive. Sprouts in a washing machine probably doable if you put it on a hot setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan"

It is the easiest way to make soda farls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan"

It's called soda bread, and well worth doing.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Post a picture on the fb rate your council estate plate OP.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan

I've made pizza in a frying pan, I seem to remember.

Impressive. Sprouts in a washing machine probably doable if you put it on a hot setting "

Is that with or without a full load?

No soap obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you not find a pan?!

What can I say, I like a challenge!

Next up try baking some bread in a frying pan

I've made pizza in a frying pan, I seem to remember.

Impressive. Sprouts in a washing machine probably doable if you put it on a hot setting

Is that with or without a full load?

No soap obviously."

Can we please set a rota of people up to cook for Minnie? Im not sure she should be left alone?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck "

So many questions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming up the stairs this morning with two take away coffees, get to the top and drop them both, coffee all over shop, handrail, balinsters, carpet, up and down the walls. Hall, stairs and landing are covered in the stuff. Who'd of thought two cups of coffee had so much coverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck "

I always find rubbing on your chest is a lot more effective for colds. I'm sure it would take your mind off any cough you had though. See if you can get this published in a medical journal.

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

There is a guy on YouTube that cooks regularly in the kettle (unsure why) maybe you can get some tips from him for your next attempt

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing

New kettle methinks

Same and shook my head a few times

OP. Add a couple table spoons of baking powder, put half cup of white vinegar in and let it work it's magic for a few minutes, then add some hot water, slosh around and empty. Repeat if necessary and that should clean it element.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alternatively,let your servants do the cooking

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Just had visions of a cup of pg tips tasting like pot noddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best life hack ever was realising I could cook waffles in the toaster

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck

So many questions..."

Put it on chest, went for a piss, grabbed cock head!!!!

Fucking in pain for 4 days

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck

So many questions...

Put it on chest, went for a piss, grabbed cock head!!!!

Fucking in pain for 4 days "

Four days! Blimey.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Noodles in a kettle, that's put a smile on my face

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck

So many questions...

Put it on chest, went for a piss, grabbed cock head!!!!

Fucking in pain for 4 days

Four days! Blimey."

1 day pain and 3 days looking like very red cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck

So many questions...

Put it on chest, went for a piss, grabbed cock head!!!!

Fucking in pain for 4 days

Four days! Blimey.

1 day pain and 3 days looking like very red cock

I did that when I used to play football but with deep heat my god it brought tears to my eyes

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Vicks on your cock burns the fucked and makes it go

Red as fuck

So many questions...

Put it on chest, went for a piss, grabbed cock head!!!!

Fucking in pain for 4 days

Four days! Blimey.

1 day pain and 3 days looking like very red cock

When I read things like this it's kind of like a dare for me...Will report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I tried to heat milk in the kettle once and that didn't work wither. I think it made the milk smell horrible. Needless to say i didn't drink it! I'm not great in the kitchen.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I tried to heat milk in the kettle once and that didn't work wither. I think it made the milk smell horrible. Needless to say i didn't drink it! I'm not great in the kitchen.

Good on you Moll, you've got to try these things!

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

I tried to heat milk in the kettle once and that didn't work wither. I think it made the milk smell horrible. Needless to say i didn't drink it! I'm not great in the kitchen.

Good on you Moll, you've got to try these things!"

I can see why you tried cooking noodles in the kettle actually. I'm surprised I haven't tried it vefore!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Best life hack ever was realising I could cook waffles in the toaster "

I warm up my croissants in a toaster

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Best excuse to buy a new kettle ever

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Add more water and keep boiling and boiling they might work free.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

When I was a kid, my mum used to make pea and ham soup in the pressure cooker. Before opening it, she'd cool it under the cold tap and then gently allow the pressure off by lifting the top weight slightly.

One day, my mum asked me to turn off the cooker. I switched off the gas and then quickly lifted the weight off the top.

In those days, I didn't know about explosive pressure drop.

A massive jet of molten soup shot up and splattered all over the kitchen ceiling and then down across all the units and worktops.

Mum was livid!

I don't do much with pressure cookers these days.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When I was a kid, my mum used to make pea and ham soup in the pressure cooker. Before opening it, she'd cool it under the cold tap and then gently allow the pressure off by lifting the top weight slightly.

One day, my mum asked me to turn off the cooker. I switched off the gas and then quickly lifted the weight off the top.

In those days, I didn't know about explosive pressure drop.

A massive jet of molten soup shot up and splattered all over the kitchen ceiling and then down across all the units and worktops.

Mum was livid!

I don't do much with pressure cookers these days."

My pressure cooker used to terrify me. It always sounded like it was ready to explode. I'd stand as far away as possible and hit it with a wooden spoon!

Give me a kettle any day.

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over a year ago

One day, my mum asked me to turn off the cooker. I switched off the gas and then quickly lifted the weight off the top.

In those days, I didn't know about explosive pressure drop.

A massive jet of molten soup shot up and splattered all over the kitchen ceiling and then down across all the units and worktops.

Mum was livid!

I don't do much with pressure cookers these days.

My pressure cooker used to terrify me. It always sounded like it was ready to explode. I'd stand as far away as possible and hit it with a wooden spoon!

Give me a kettle any day."
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Oh hell she's putting soup in a kettle now

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Didn't use your noodle...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

Should have used the microwave

That blew up a while back...

You sound like the answer to an electricians dream. lol

Got to be honest, I don't have much luck with electrical kit. Hoovers don't last, I've burnt out two Hitachis and the spin dryer used to throw out sparks like a Catherine wheel.

Maybe I'm on a ley line..."

Two Hitachi wands, perhaps? I'd like to have you an a lay line of a different sort.

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try to cook noodles in the kettle...and now they won't come out.

I think they're stuck to the element...

Doh and double doh.

Kitchen experiment fail......

You just wanted to buy a new kettle.. didn't you...

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over a year ago

One day, my mum asked me to turn off the cooker. I switched off the gas and then quickly lifted the weight off the top.

In those days, I didn't know about explosive pressure drop.

A massive jet of molten soup shot up and splattered all over the kitchen ceiling and then down across all the units and worktops.

Mum was livid!

I don't do much with pressure cookers these days.

My pressure cooker used to terrify me. It always sounded like it was ready to explode. I'd stand as far away as possible and hit it with a wooden spoon!

Give me a kettle any day."

I've had one for 20 yrs, I'd say best kitchen utensil ever. Cook just about anything in it, cakes to soups and most tender meat joints healthier and quicker. I've probably only ever changed the lid seal once in all that time too.

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