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the difference if you Marry a Geordie lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Newcastle . He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so very very true pmsl x

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!"

I DID marry one. The accent ain't so horny when you've pissed them off I can tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!

I DID marry one. The accent ain't so horny when you've pissed them off I can tell ya! "
too fookin right its not nor is there right hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geordie Shore, thats all I have to say about noocaaastle.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


" Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Newcastle . He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates"

Yup...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I love Newcastle women but they scare the bejesus out of me! Lol

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Lol, may be true but I'd still marry one, I find the accent incredibly horny for some crazy reason!

I DID marry one. The accent ain't so horny when you've pissed them off I can tell ya! "

I've pissed off women from gypsy to cajun; I'm still alive, but nothing wilts a boner like an angry woman, whatever the accent.

Let's face it - they're all scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye applies ta north of the border too xx

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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago

Dudley/Telford

geordie men yum work with loads and get me a regular play thing when he is in telford.

his voice melts me

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