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Women who can pee standing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember the scene in the full monty movie, proper grossed me out.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Never ever attempted it

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

After watching the Full Monty, a few of us has to see if it was possible.

It is!

Although can say it's not something I've attempted since

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By *iverscuMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I imagine this could get messy

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Hhhmmmmm wouldnt do anything for me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What is a fandango. There is such a thing as a she wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tried but I do have some free time later.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is a fandango. There is such a thing as a she wee"

You have to buy the she wee but ladies are each given a free fandango at birth. Batteries included.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"What is a fandango. There is such a thing as a she wee

You have to buy the she wee but ladies are each given a free fandango at birth. Batteries included. "
I'm not sure there's much to grab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free "

You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free

You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way? "

I thought she meant at the urinals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free

You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?

I thought she meant at the urinals "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free

You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?

I thought she meant at the urinals

"

I think the strict eyes front rule would go out the window there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free

You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?

I thought she meant at the urinals

I think the strict eyes front rule would go out the window there! "

Ha yep! Probably

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

I've recently seen this happen -she made a total mess -dirty girl she was

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Are you £&)(:&zing for real. Jesus. Next it will be is my cock too big

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Are you £&)(:&zing for real. Jesus. Next it will be is my cock too big "

Is it?

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I done one in the urinal once because the ladies toilets were locked. There was no way I was going to sit down!!!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I done one in the urinal once because the ladies toilets were locked. There was no way I was going to sit down!!! "

And whatever you do, don't eat the urinal cake lady -I know it's a cake, but really!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The technique for a lady to aim with precision whilst urinating, standing up is actually quite simple.

.....But it requires that the lady in question is adept at limbo dancing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies wish to practise their aim I'm willing to lay down underneath them and offer guidance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free

You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?

I thought she meant at the urinals "

Ewww, don't go in men's public conveniences either ... They stink worse than female ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is a fandango. There is such a thing as a she wee

You have to buy the she wee but ladies are each given a free fandango at birth. Batteries included. I'm not sure there's much to grab "

Trump says you're wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol "

I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never piss standing up

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never piss standing up

P"

You’re too much of a lady to do anything so uncouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never piss standing up

P

You’re too much of a lady to do anything so uncouth. "

Never a truer word spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine! "

I thought was going to be about pre op trans women....

For the record; I always sit.

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By *ilky and stefCouple
over a year ago

somewhere in England

Start with a funnel first try!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol "

I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!"

It was you wasn't it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!

It was you wasn't it "

Defo not me!! I thought she was an innocent housewife til she mentioned it!

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By *layalongCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I stood up at the toilet with my husband the other day and we both aimed at the same time!!! I must say, my aim wasn’t as good as his

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!

It was you wasn't it

Defo not me!! I thought she was an innocent housewife til she mentioned it! "

Is that her user name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for the complimentary pineapple cubes they leave out in gents loos. They taste funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to watch a woman pee standing up, a previous lady friend would do it for me frequently. However, most of it seems to end up down the legs. I need to learn to drink faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x"

That's so you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x

That's so you "

No shame me, no shame at all..

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x"

Next time keep the empty gin bottle so you've a simpler solution

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x

That's so you

No shame me, no shame at all..

Peach x"

But we loves ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x

Next time keep the empty gin bottle so you've a simpler solution "

Fill it almost to the top then return it saying 'this gin seems to be off....'

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care

Peach x

Next time keep the empty gin bottle so you've a simpler solution

Fill it almost to the top then return it saying 'this gin seems to be off....'

Peach x"

Perfect!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one woman can do this and her name is Queen Leviosa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though! "

How do you stand the smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one woman can do this and her name is Queen Leviosa "

That's bollocks, I know loads of women who can do it

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though!

How do you stand the smell? "

some ladies toilets can be worse than the mens toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one woman can do this and her name is Queen Leviosa

That's bollocks, I know loads of women who can do it "

Name one

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I might try it out someday soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one woman can do this and her name is Queen Leviosa

That's bollocks, I know loads of women who can do it

Name one "

Me.

Most of my female friends!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who can pee standing are not women.. they are men dressed as women ~ The Gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who can pee standing are not women.. they are men dressed as women ~ The Gynaecologist "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I remember trying this when I was d*unk

Did

Not

End

Well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though!

How do you stand the smell?

some ladies toilets can be worse than the mens toilets."

Men's toilets are ok as long as you hold your breath and stand in the shallow end

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol

I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!

It was you wasn't it

Defo not me!! I thought she was an innocent housewife til she mentioned it!

Is that her user name! "

Sorry, she's not on here, she gave up swinging donkey's years ago!

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely

Watches thread closely.

I have a recurring dream where this happens.

Must be a lady somewhere who wants to literally make my dreams come true (quiet location available)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine! "

Don't even have to grab it

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely


"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine!

Don't even have to grab it "

Now that is some serious skill.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

You only need one finger to aim. Been able to do it for decades coz i'm into WS.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine!

Don't even have to grab it

Now that is some serious skill. "

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely


"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine!

Don't even have to grab it

Now that is some serious skill.

"

Care to show off that skill when it's warmer x x x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can pee standing up, as long as I let it dribble down my legs and make a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You learn something every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pee standing up, as long as I let it dribble down my legs and make a mess. "

And the problem is?

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