FabSwingers.com forum: Ridiculous news

By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Just read an article on how a woman is set to marry her duvet!?@

I mean really?

Oh that and parsley up the vagina....

What's the weirdest news story you've read recently?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Most of them. I shake my head at all news at the moment.

I saw the headline about doctors warning women not to stuff their vulvas with herbs and decided not to read on. I assume it's the same warning from last year about shoving glitter up there.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh I've read the parsley thing before, it's an abortion technique is it not? The duvet is news to me, though I do love mine I wouldn't marry it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The warning about not putting Lush aubergine bath bombs in your vagina.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a randy little lion called parsley....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I've read the parsley thing before, it's an abortion technique is it not? The duvet is news to me, though I do love mine I wouldn't marry it. "

Apparently parsley induces periods.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh I've read the parsley thing before, it's an abortion technique is it not? The duvet is news to me, though I do love mine I wouldn't marry it. "

I have two. I'm a duvet swinger... or bedamist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I've read the parsley thing before, it's an abortion technique is it not? The duvet is news to me, though I do love mine I wouldn't marry it.

Apparently parsley induces periods."

Only when poured over a rotating marrow then inserted into vag area

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Eels in the Thames have become hyperactive due large amounts of a certain white powder in the water.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Eels in the Thames have become hyperactive due large amounts of a certain white powder in the water."

I'm now imagining a c@ked up eel chatting shit and boring all the other fish in the river...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eels in the Thames have become hyperactive due large amounts of a certain white powder in the water."

Because it's in people's piss?

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm a randy little lion called parsley...."

That made me laugh out loud

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Eels in the Thames have become hyperactive due large amounts of a certain white powder in the water.

I'm now imagining a c@ked up eel chatting shit and boring all the other fish in the river..."

my imagination is off on one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marrying duvets?

Red moons?

Must be a slow news day

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How can a duvet consent to marriage ?

One tog for yes. Two togs for no ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a duvet consent to marriage ?

One tog for yes. Two togs for no ?"

Pre-arranged with Dreams?

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"How can a duvet consent to marriage ?

One tog for yes. Two togs for no ?

Pre-arranged with Dreams?

Haha I'm not sure... don't even know if I can post the news link. She gets married just before Valentine's day. I swear it's as crazy as marrying yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a duvet consent to marriage ?

One tog for yes. Two togs for no ?

Pre-arranged with Dreams?

Haha I'm not sure... don't even know if I can post the news link. She gets married just before Valentine's day. I swear it's as crazy as marrying yourself"

Can you do that?

and why? There are literally no benefits, legal or otherwise, to marrying yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read an article on how a woman is set to marry her duvet!?@

Haha. I’d be gutted if it was an electric blanket, because I’m not sure I could compete with that. But a duvet? Ten a penny, I reckon she could still have her head turned.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"How can a duvet consent to marriage ?

One tog for yes. Two togs for no ?

Pre-arranged with Dreams?

Haha I'm not sure... don't even know if I can post the news link. She gets married just before Valentine's day. I swear it's as crazy as marrying yourself

Can you do that?

and why? There are literally no benefits, legal or otherwise, to marrying yourself

Yes you can marry yourself... no ideas as to why you would want to tho. I don't see the point in it

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Price Philip is still drivingat 97 now that’s just plain stupidity

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