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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Being stupid and having a few tears right now - which is pointless as it solves fuck all really - all your troubles are still there when your eyes have dried!

So - would you mind very much cheering me up?

A stupid joke or something would suffice!

Yours - and really not her usual annoyingly happy self - Peachy!

Xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Have a hug xx

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Have a hug xx"

Thanks!

I’m rubbish! Can’t even type the thread title properly!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hugs to you m’lady x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

some perving on here to take your mind off it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick your bean hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the library and asked if they had a book about tiny penises. The librarian said “I don’t think it’s in yet.” I said “Yeah, that’s the one.”

Hope you’re feeling brighter soon xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Being stupid and having a few tears right now - which is pointless as it solves fuck all really - all your troubles are still there when your eyes have dried!

So - would you mind very much cheering me up?

A stupid joke or something would suffice!

Yours - and really not her usual annoyingly happy self - Peachy!

Xx"

I’m sorry to hear that lovely lady xxx I was trying to pm you earlier about another post but I’m too old

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Just for you Peachy;

A guy was driving down a long stretch of country highway, when he approached a fruit stand. The sign above read, "We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!" The man thought about it, and decided to stop. He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble man behind the stand and says," So, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?" The old man hands him a peach and the driver takes a bite. "Mmmmmm, tastes like strawberries," he says. "Turn it around," the old man says. The driver turns it around, bites into it, and the other side tastes like cream. The man thinks for a second, and says, "How 'bout steak nad baked potato?" The old man behind the stand looks for a second, and then comes up with a new peach. He hands it to the weary traveler. He bites into it. "Tastes like steak," he says. "Turn it around," the old man says. "Wow, POTATO!" The traveler thinks really hard for about 2 minutes before he finally blurts out, "O.K. old man, I bet you don't have one that tastes like pussy!" The old man produces another peach very quickly and hands it to the driver. He takes a big bite out of it, chews a couple of times, spits it out, and says, "Man, this tastes like SHIT!!" The old man just grins and says,"Turn it around!"...

Hope you feel better hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scroll through Netflix or watch The Greatest Showman even the sound track cheers me up!

Virtual hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being stupid and having a few tears right now - which is pointless as it solves fuck all really - all your troubles are still there when your eyes have dried!

So - would you mind very much cheering me up?

A stupid joke or something would suffice!

Yours - and really not her usual annoyingly happy self - Peachy!

Xx"

Sorry your not feeling ok

Did you know that a sperm whale ejaculates nearly 40 gallons each time and only 1% makes it into the female? Ever wondered why the sea tastes salty? Lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I went to the library and asked if they had a book about tiny penises. The librarian said “I don’t think it’s in yet.” I said “Yeah, that’s the one.”

Hope you’re feeling brighter soon xx"

That's so bad it's funny.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, orn desh, de born desh de umn Bork! Bork! Bork!

Watch the Swedish chef on YouTube. Always cheers me up

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x"

My mum is very ill - but has been for the last 9 months! They pump her full of antibiotics and steroids - and send her home! A couple of weeks later she’s back in again. Each time she comes out she’s deteriorated. Now she’s essentially a 74yr old baby! She’s incontinant (never thought I’d be changing my mum’s nappies and deal with her nappy rash) and can’t even get herself a glass of water! She has zero quality of life - yet they keep pumping her full of drugs to keep her going!

My Neice does the day shift - I do the evening shift! It’s shit beyond belief!

She’s in hospital now - we’ve had a bedside vigil all weekend as she became critical - for the forth time since April. Preparing yourself for your mum’s death every few weeks is the shittest thing imaginable - and exhausting!

I’m just so physically and emotionally drained that I’m just sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks!

I normally put a happy face on but I just can’t find it right now!

Sorry to be a misery guts!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, orn desh, de born desh de umn Bork! Bork! Bork!

Watch the Swedish chef on YouTube. Always cheers me up "

From the muppet show? I remember that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tears are fantastic just keep blurting them out. There is a super blood moon and eclipse tonight that must mean something fantastic and positive is due. Big hugs. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an awful situation Peachy thinking of you and sending hugs xx

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Loving all the bad jokes!

Thank you! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"What an awful situation Peachy thinking of you and sending hugs xx"

Thanks lovely! It’s pretty rubbish to be honest! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.

To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic... And that aftershave is just wonderful!"

The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.

Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You BASTARD... Oh my god you STINK... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother."

By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation.

"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

Hope you are ok lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being stupid and having a few tears right now - which is pointless as it solves fuck all really - all your troubles are still there when your eyes have dried!

So - would you mind very much cheering me up?

A stupid joke or something would suffice!

Yours - and really not her usual annoyingly happy self - Peachy!

Xx"

My mum is 77 and has plenty of things wrong with her,I'm dreading the day when it will come,and it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs for you my lovely, I'm sorry that your having to deal with this tough time and I hope your mum is at least comfortable. I find Michael McIntyre always cheers me up so here you go.

https://youtu.be/JUizXmMtODg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok peachy... first there is nothing wrong with crying...It's kinda normal, even guys do it sometimes

All you can do is love them and be there for them....no matter how hard it is...

You are Peach, you are strong you can do this. Your mum she still loves you, always will, so breathe smile and go give her a hug...

It will make you both feel a bit better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x

My mum is very ill - but has been for the last 9 months! They pump her full of antibiotics and steroids - and send her home! A couple of weeks later she’s back in again. Each time she comes out she’s deteriorated. Now she’s essentially a 74yr old baby! She’s incontinant (never thought I’d be changing my mum’s nappies and deal with her nappy rash) and can’t even get herself a glass of water! She has zero quality of life - yet they keep pumping her full of drugs to keep her going!

My Neice does the day shift - I do the evening shift! It’s shit beyond belief!

She’s in hospital now - we’ve had a bedside vigil all weekend as she became critical - for the forth time since April. Preparing yourself for your mum’s death every few weeks is the shittest thing imaginable - and exhausting!

I’m just so physically and emotionally drained that I’m just sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks!

I normally put a happy face on but I just can’t find it right now!

Sorry to be a misery guts! "

Oh that is an emotional rollercoaster, I went through a few ups and downs towards the end with my father (just over a year ago) so I kind of get it.

I think the end of life care in this country is massively flawed, people are kept going past "their time". You never think you would want them to die but seeing them go through hell can make you wish for them to be at peace.

Sending you big hugs lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope things improve for you soon Peach.

Peace, love, empathy x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Rubbish at jokes but amazing at hugs. I’m sending one from me to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar happened to our family with my grandmother a few years ago. We all took comfort knowing she was being looked after her family.

Its OK to feel down and drained. It gets to you, but we all felt afterward that it helped us cope with everything too. You were there for her when she needed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww peachy, sending big hugs lovely. Crying doesn’t solve anything but it will make you feel better. You need to let all the emotions out and a good cry will do that, keeping it inside will just make you ill and you need your strength. I hope you’ve had some help and support from social services as your mom will be entitled to some help to care for her. It’s hard doing it all, so take any help offered. Take care of yourself as well x

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x

My mum is very ill - but has been for the last 9 months! They pump her full of antibiotics and steroids - and send her home! A couple of weeks later she’s back in again. Each time she comes out she’s deteriorated. Now she’s essentially a 74yr old baby! She’s incontinant (never thought I’d be changing my mum’s nappies and deal with her nappy rash) and can’t even get herself a glass of water! She has zero quality of life - yet they keep pumping her full of drugs to keep her going!

My Neice does the day shift - I do the evening shift! It’s shit beyond belief!

She’s in hospital now - we’ve had a bedside vigil all weekend as she became critical - for the forth time since April. Preparing yourself for your mum’s death every few weeks is the shittest thing imaginable - and exhausting!

I’m just so physically and emotionally drained that I’m just sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks!

I normally put a happy face on but I just can’t find it right now!

Sorry to be a misery guts!

Oh that is an emotional rollercoaster, I went through a few ups and downs towards the end with my father (just over a year ago) so I kind of get it.

I think the end of life care in this country is massively flawed, people are kept going past "their time". You never think you would want them to die but seeing them go through hell can make you wish for them to be at peace.

Sending you big hugs lovely xx"

Thanks lovely! My dad died of cancer 11 years ago - but fortunately the ‘horrible bit’ at the end was pretty quick for him!

Mum keeps fighting though because she thinks she’s going to get better - and we haven’t the heart to tell her that she isn’t!

Sorry to hear about your father too! Sending hugs! Xx

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Crying is good for the skin. Like a chemical peel

Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so sorry to hear this . My mum has a similar cycle with COPD. It is hard and there's so many emotions to navigate.

I have no words of wisdom for you. I just hope that you get some rest,mind, body and soul.

Virtual hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x

My mum is very ill - but has been for the last 9 months! They pump her full of antibiotics and steroids - and send her home! A couple of weeks later she’s back in again. Each time she comes out she’s deteriorated. Now she’s essentially a 74yr old baby! She’s incontinant (never thought I’d be changing my mum’s nappies and deal with her nappy rash) and can’t even get herself a glass of water! She has zero quality of life - yet they keep pumping her full of drugs to keep her going!

My Neice does the day shift - I do the evening shift! It’s shit beyond belief!

She’s in hospital now - we’ve had a bedside vigil all weekend as she became critical - for the forth time since April. Preparing yourself for your mum’s death every few weeks is the shittest thing imaginable - and exhausting!

I’m just so physically and emotionally drained that I’m just sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks!

I normally put a happy face on but I just can’t find it right now!

Sorry to be a misery guts!

Oh that is an emotional rollercoaster, I went through a few ups and downs towards the end with my father (just over a year ago) so I kind of get it.

I think the end of life care in this country is massively flawed, people are kept going past "their time". You never think you would want them to die but seeing them go through hell can make you wish for them to be at peace.

Sending you big hugs lovely xx

Thanks lovely! My dad died of cancer 11 years ago - but fortunately the ‘horrible bit’ at the end was pretty quick for him!

Mum keeps fighting though because she thinks she’s going to get better - and we haven’t the heart to tell her that she isn’t!

Sorry to hear about your father too! Sending hugs! Xx "

Thankyou x

I cried more before he died than after. Just kept it away from my family x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Big hugs from uncle olov (sir)...fabs whitest of the White Knights xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear you’re down OP, it’s a crappy time of year right now.

So much so that I have not one but two gags lifted straight off t’internet (I’m not clever enough to think up any of my own!)

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

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Hope things start looking up soon my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind silly jokes.

I think you need to let off some steam before you explode.

Some amazing cathartic sex is what's required.

Come and have an afternoon session with some of the guys.

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs peachy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jokes are shit but my hugs are awesome so have one of those xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/824172

Hi P, took me ages to find that thread, just for you.

Sorry to hear your news. Look after yourself to xx

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Thanks everyone! Much appreciated!

Just had a chat on the phone with a good fab friend and I feel a little better now! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between light and hard?....

I can go to sleep with a light on x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x

My mum is very ill - but has been for the last 9 months! They pump her full of antibiotics and steroids - and send her home! A couple of weeks later she’s back in again. Each time she comes out she’s deteriorated. Now she’s essentially a 74yr old baby! She’s incontinant (never thought I’d be changing my mum’s nappies and deal with her nappy rash) and can’t even get herself a glass of water! She has zero quality of life - yet they keep pumping her full of drugs to keep her going!

My Neice does the day shift - I do the evening shift! It’s shit beyond belief!

She’s in hospital now - we’ve had a bedside vigil all weekend as she became critical - for the forth time since April. Preparing yourself for your mum’s death every few weeks is the shittest thing imaginable - and exhausting!

I’m just so physically and emotionally drained that I’m just sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks!

I normally put a happy face on but I just can’t find it right now!

Sorry to be a misery guts! "

Oh sweetheart, so sorry to hear this and have been there, so yes I know what you're feeling. Hope things get better soon. {{Hugs}}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if i scull fucked the person aboves eyesocket would be entertaining?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Maybe if i scull fucked the person aboves eyesocket would be entertaining? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe if i scull fucked the person aboves eyesocket would be entertaining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The WiFi in our house went down tonight so we decided to talk for a change. I was surprised to learn she no longer worked at Woolworths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mrs. Wilson?"

- Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to ask what's up? A problem shared and all that x

My mum is very ill - but has been for the last 9 months! They pump her full of antibiotics and steroids - and send her home! A couple of weeks later she’s back in again. Each time she comes out she’s deteriorated. Now she’s essentially a 74yr old baby! She’s incontinant (never thought I’d be changing my mum’s nappies and deal with her nappy rash) and can’t even get herself a glass of water! She has zero quality of life - yet they keep pumping her full of drugs to keep her going!

My Neice does the day shift - I do the evening shift! It’s shit beyond belief!

She’s in hospital now - we’ve had a bedside vigil all weekend as she became critical - for the forth time since April. Preparing yourself for your mum’s death every few weeks is the shittest thing imaginable - and exhausting!

I’m just so physically and emotionally drained that I’m just sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks!

I normally put a happy face on but I just can’t find it right now!

Sorry to be a misery guts! "

Don't apologise, thinking of you Peachy! Big hugs xxx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Cup of tea and a big hug....

Horrible time when loved ones are ill...

Still waiting to hear if the op my mum has had has been a success or if she needs more treatment.

Sending lots of positive thoughts, hopes and wishes your way xx

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