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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Wallet

And other names for the vagina....

Examples please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wallet

And other names for the vagina....

Examples please."

I hate this one

Growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rat"

No that's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeves

Foof

Poon tang

snatch

crack

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Skin mitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furr burger

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Wallet

And other names for the vagina....

Examples please.

I hate this one

Growler"

Does it need have a minimum amount of hair to qualify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rat

No that's just wrong "

You love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Rat"

No no. Cause a manky vag is a rat catcher.

That's when it gets smashed by a fousty penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flower x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouses ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used call it a who har, a flower and a penny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Flower x"

Like a pretty one?

Or one that's wilted?

Age dependent I guess

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mouses ear"

Ah that's mine. Small and silky

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that there wet thing that causes men to do things they possibly wouldn't if they were using their brain to think with rather than that there pokey thing they don't always keep in their pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flower x

Like a pretty one?

Or one that's wilted?

Age dependent I guess

Mine is a rose... Beware of the thorn it comes with

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's that there wet thing that causes men to do things they possibly wouldn't if they were using their brain to think with rather than that there pokey thing they don't always keep in their pants."

Some are voodoo. Slags

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Flower x

Like a pretty one?

Or one that's wilted?

Age dependent I guess

Mine is a rose... Beware of the thorn it comes with "

A little prick?!

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By *aughty bunny booCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Minky

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Minky"

That's cute.

Also...the cleaning cloths

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Love pocket.

Wizards sleeve.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Minge.

Fanny.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Honey,just no.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

clunge

spunk bank

spunk bucket

willy warmer

loving cup

beef curtains

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Gash

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Hairy axe wound.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Honey,just no."

Woops.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hairy axe wound."

Ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy mary . I assume without hair it would be a mary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff, chuff and quim.

Sounds like a kids tv show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooey or mini moo

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Otter's pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Otter's pocket?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence.

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

My Nan always told me & my sister "keep your hand on your tuppence". Whoops, sorry Nan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes fab is just like finding a new thesaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foof "

I love that word and flange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ali G's favourite - Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flower x

Like a pretty one?

Or one that's wilted?

Age dependent I guess

Mine is a rose... Beware of the thorn it comes with

A little prick?!

No I got rid of him...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Flower x

Like a pretty one?

Or one that's wilted?

Age dependent I guess

Mine is a rose... Beware of the thorn it comes with

A little prick?!

No I got rid of him...

Yay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spasm chasm

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bearded Clam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna tunnel

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Fuck hole

Isn't that Luton?

Ah no, that's 'Shit Hole'

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

For a particularly unattractive one... punched lasagne

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Clunge

Gotta love The Inbetweeners....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Hairy axe wound."

Gaping Axe Wound

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tupence

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Gammony gland garage.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Cookie"

Omg my mum used to call it this and I have never in my life heard of anyone else say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Minky"

Made me think of inspector Clouseau lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biff

Snatch

Beev

Snooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a particularly unattractive one... punched lasagne "

Dafuq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisker biscuit

Otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queef machine

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By *quirtydirtyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Sausage purse

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

Front bum

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

Best one for a clit, from the late Bill Hicks

A quivering rabbits nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squish mitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey pot

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Stench trench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YouTube Kevin bloody Smith “you can’t say cunt in Canada “

Plenty of names in that song !

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Also for a clit, little bald man in a canoe

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

"Wallet

And other names for the vagina....

Examples please."

Otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YouTube Kevin bloody Smith “you can’t say cunt in Canada “

Plenty of names in that song ! "

You can in Australia lol

Kevin bloody Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Spain we called it clam, shell or rabbit for example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poonani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poom poom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam Donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock park

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Has anyone said "axe wound" yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said "axe wound" yet?

Bearded axe wound x

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Has anyone said "axe wound" yet?

Bearded axe wound x"

That's the Fab equivalent of goal hanging.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Diamond

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

man in the boat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bajingo

Flange

Flower

Lady garden (even though it's smooth)

I live in Fife so a cunt isn't a vagina, it's a person. You get good cunts, bad cunts, funny cunts, odd cunts etc

We like to kick people in the cunt here too, but again, that doesn't refer specifically to genitalia "i'll kick yer cunt in ya fucking baw" can be said to anyone of any age or gender. It just means you're in BIG trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady garden or foof are what I normally say xx

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

can't believe its not already here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slit

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Cock pocket.

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