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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fake or real cock?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What's on the telly at 9pm?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed."

Wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed."

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed."

What is your greatest weakness ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed."

Are you a team player ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like chatting about different things usually random facts and just discussing them because you don’t know what will come up and you get to know people

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fake or real cock?"

Real

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's on the telly at 9pm?"

My tortoise money box and porcelain pig.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saints or rams?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time ? "

Sitting in big knickers typing in Fabswingers forum.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

What is your greatest weakness ? "

Unadulterated kindness

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Are you a team player ?"

No.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Are you a team player ?"

Or yes if things are going my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time ?

Sitting in big knickers typing in Fabswingers forum. "

I’m afraid you’re not we are looking for at this time, but please help yourself to a doughnut on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Are you a team player ?

Or yes if things are going my way "

You’re in, when can you start ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Saints or rams?"

Rams Natch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

What is your greatest weakness ?

Unadulterated kindness"

We have another vacancy that might be more suited to your skills.

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By *iway2016Man
over a year ago

The CF post code

[Removed by poster at 20/01/19 21:08:36]

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No. "

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing."

I’ll put your bins out.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Saints or rams?

Rams Natch.

"

I'm Capricorn Granny! Xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Saints or rams?

Rams Natch.

I'm Capricorn Granny! Xxx"

Robert.... I always thought you were a bloke.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

What is your greatest weakness ?

Unadulterated kindness

We have another vacancy that might be more suited to your skills. "

I'm not kind enough to suck knob on request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the worst thing on a crumpet Gran and do you ever put out or just flipping moan like Fuck ??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out. "

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed."

Why do you say that?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's the worst thing on a crumpet Gran and do you ever put out or just flipping moan like Fuck ?? "

The worst thing on a crumpet is a sloppy turd and I put out frequently to one well girthed male and I moan like fuck all the time ...... it's fucking constant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?"

I’m a builder, course I haven’t got a drill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, I certainly would make much more of an effort crumpet,so...are you shaved?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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How can you stop that happening?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?"

Oi ..... start handyman thread and don't hijack this very importnant uhmmmmmmm thingy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Why do you say that? "

I think it needed saying.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed."

Consider yourself lucky you’ve never had a convo with me. I seem to have a knack of turning the talk into stuff about serial killers. I wouldn’t be asking you questions just bombarding you with really weird facts

I’m a weirdo though

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?

Oi ..... start handyman thread and don't hijack this very importnant uhmmmmmmm thingy."

I never start threads, I prefer to stay low key and under the radar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?

Oi ..... start handyman thread and don't hijack this very importnant uhmmmmmmm thingy.

I never start threads, I prefer to stay low key and under the radar. "

Oh sorry thought you were talking to me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?

Oi ..... start handyman thread and don't hijack this very importnant uhmmmmmmm thingy."

Soz! Anyone with a drill give us a buzz yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our Gran is really Veronica Moser with a hole in her bucket ...

I can see it now next to Aunt Bessies .Granny Crumpets in New Turd flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?

Oi ..... start handyman thread and don't hijack this very importnant uhmmmmmmm thingy.

Soz! Anyone with a drill give us a buzz yeah."

You’ll need an attachment for that.

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton


"I like chatting about different things usually random facts and just discussing them because you don’t know what will come up and you get to know people"

This is what I would love in messages, as gets to know the person from their opinions!

Wish more men would do this...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I like chatting about different things usually random facts and just discussing them because you don’t know what will come up and you get to know people"

Mount Everest is big and powered lawn mowers kill about 200 people a year.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Consider yourself lucky you’ve never had a convo with me. I seem to have a knack of turning the talk into stuff about serial killers. I wouldn’t be asking you questions just bombarding you with really weird facts

I’m a weirdo though

Mrs"

Give us a random fact then .....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Will I ever meet my Mr Right?

No.

I'll have to do my own flipping diy for the rest of my life then will I,how depressing.

I’ll put your bins out.

What about your diy skills? The charger for my drill blew up and I need to stick a heavy mirror up,have you got a drill?

Oi ..... start handyman thread and don't hijack this very importnant uhmmmmmmm thingy.

Soz! Anyone with a drill give us a buzz yeah.

You’ll need an attachment for that."

Shhhh Granny will be annoyed and you won't like Granny when she gets annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a bit interviewy in converstaions I cant help it. If I like someone I need to know as much as possible about them as soon as possible. I do state they can feel free to ignore me at any point

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm fed up of men in their 40's who have no clue how to speak to the opposite sex, both on here and other 'dating' sites, it is absolutely unbelievable the utter shite they speak or ask, in fact strike that, they don't actually 'speak' about anything remotely interesting

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm fed up of men in their 40's who have no clue how to speak to the opposite sex, both on here and other 'dating' sites, it is absolutely unbelievable the utter shite they speak or ask, in fact strike that, they don't actually 'speak' about anything remotely interesting "

Yeah .....fuck um. All men in your 40's get off this thread now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man that turns everything to skittles when he touches it. Why haven’t his clothes turned to skittles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you use your electrical toothbrush to make you cum granny ? If yes, which way does it rotate ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Do you use your electrical toothbrush to make you cum granny ? If yes, which way does it rotate ? "

I use my shaving brush. And it rotates which ever way I tell it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you use your electrical toothbrush to make you cum granny ? If yes, which way does it rotate ? "

They rotate the opposite way in Australia.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Do you use your electrical toothbrush to make you cum granny ? If yes, which way does it rotate ?

They rotate the opposite way in Australia."

Is that you Bruce ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man that turns everything to skittles when he touches it. Why haven’t his clothes turned to skittles? "

I bet his first(and only) wank was fun

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like to start with “mild for the time of year” and see where we go from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man that turns everything to skittles when he touches it. Why haven’t his clothes turned to skittles?

I bet his first(and only) wank was fun"

.

Passing skittles must hurt

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"I get so fucking angry at people who just ask endless questions and think they are 'chatting' to you ..... it's like being fucking interviewed.

Consider yourself lucky you’ve never had a convo with me. I seem to have a knack of turning the talk into stuff about serial killers. I wouldn’t be asking you questions just bombarding you with really weird facts

I’m a weirdo though

Mrs

Give us a random fact then ..... "

Ed Gein had a belt made of human nipples, gloves made of human skin and lamp shades made of the same. He is also who they based Texas chain saw massacre on.

Ted Bundy worked for a suicide hotline stopping people killing them selves while he was a prolific serial killer.

Jeffrey Dahmer regularly gave his neighbours sandwiches which police suspect contained the flesh of his victims.

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