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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "

I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it I'm called McSteamy on this profile, maybe I should go back to McDreamy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ah dammit! I've got a date tonight.... Should I cancel it?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Ah dammit! I've got a date tonight.... Should I cancel it?! "

Oh..... Or do I go to bed naked with the man?!

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Marrying the pizza delivery guy is just what every little girl dreams of.

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah dammit! I've got a date tonight.... Should I cancel it?!

Oh..... Or do I go to bed naked with the man?! "

That should do it yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marrying the pizza delivery guy is just what every little girl dreams of.

M"

They'd all better watch it tonight, they'll be dragged into bedrooms up and down the country

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

I'm in!! "

Cant hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn it I'm called McSteamy on this profile, maybe I should go back to McDreamy "

Just for one night should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "

PM your address I'm just hopping in the shower

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?

Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?

Awesome! "

I'm going to go with... "No"... Though that does seem like a great night out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?

Awesome!

I'm going to go with... "No"... Though that does seem like a great night out "

I thought it was too good to be true Oh well.....back to the old drawing board I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?

Awesome! "

Possibly Got to make sure she's naked though clutching a sprig of rosemary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be better than all my other attempts to find a man!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?

Awesome!

Possibly Got to make sure she's naked though clutching a sprig of rosemary "

Do I need to bring some meat to go with that herb? Oo Er!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

PM your address I'm just hopping in the shower "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?

Awesome!

Possibly Got to make sure she's naked though clutching a sprig of rosemary

Do I need to bring some meat to go with that herb? Oo Er! "

A handful of meat is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to be better than all my other attempts to find a man! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn it I'm called McSteamy on this profile, maybe I should go back to McDreamy

Just for one night should do it "

Who do you have me for! I'm not a one night stand type of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

I'm in!! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "

St Agnes can fuck off

Can’t sleep if I’m hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope your all woken up this evening..the thought of cold indian takeaway for breakfast? Eeeww!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Too cold to sleep naked but if there's a chance of being woken to food I'll give it a go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it, I just ate!! That's me out then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be better than all my other attempts to find a man!

"

Haha and mine - I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where did I put the milk try I bought in the eighties

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By *meraldShoesWoman
over a year ago

bridgnorth

So does this mean I have to leave the door unlocked, just in case?!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Dam it! Just had supper and I hate Indian food that’s me buggered before I even go to bed

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By *meraldShoesWoman
over a year ago

bridgnorth


"Got to be better than all my other attempts to find a man! "

You too?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So does this mean I have to leave the door unlocked, just in case?!"

Hopefully he can float in through a window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have supper and it's far too cold to sleep naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it. I'm already cooking supper, I'd hate to waste it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does this mean I have to leave the door unlocked, just in case?!

Hopefully he can float in through a window "

Ghoulish?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yup, I'm working on it now OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I take my nightie off then?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody hell I wish I'd seen this earlier,I had pudding about 7ish does that count as supper?!

I'm gonna be soddin single for ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I wish I'd seen this earlier,I had pudding about 7ish does that count as supper?!

I'm gonna be soddin single for ever."

I think you'll be ok just summon him extra hard in your dreams

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Bloody hell I wish I'd seen this earlier,I had pudding about 7ish does that count as supper?!

I'm gonna be soddin single for ever.

I think you'll be ok just summon him extra hard in your dreams "

Right ok well if he's not there before I have my first wee I won't be a happy bunny.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did it not work

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did it not work "

Don't stick your tongue out at me lady no it didn't work. I'm not listening to you again.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I ‘accessed’ a lady’s bedroom and dangled my carrot over her lips as described.

.....can someone now post bail for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did it not work

Don't stick your tongue out at me lady no it didn't work. I'm not listening to you again."

Were you quite naked enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ‘accessed’ a lady’s bedroom and dangled my carrot over her lips as described.

.....can someone now post bail for me? "

As long as you get to keep your prison scrubs

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

So I woke up cold and hungry - bugger you St Agnes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did it not work

Don't stick your tongue out at me lady no it didn't work. I'm not listening to you again.

Were you quite naked enough "

Damn I forgot to take my flanelette pj's off,apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "

Pffffft

Seen it all now. No wait scrap that. There is always something. Was worth a try though

Anything out there for single guys preferably involving a plate of food? Probably not. Back to cooking for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

Pffffft

Seen it all now. No wait scrap that. There is always something. Was worth a try though

Anything out there for single guys preferably involving a plate of food? Probably not. Back to cooking for one!"

American Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

Pffffft

Seen it all now. No wait scrap that. There is always something. Was worth a try though

Anything out there for single guys preferably involving a plate of food? Probably not. Back to cooking for one!

American Pie? "

Damn it I was already smiling, but now got the uncontrollable giggles. Hehe

Ffs it's time to make a cuppa and dunk biscuits.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

IMe thinks tonight is the night to get my dual cat burglar/ Deliveroo career off to a flying start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that, I'm not going without my food for no man.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "

If that actually happened I would call the police.

Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

If that actually happened I would call the police.

Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering. "

You wouldn't if you were the lady that had just summoned Tom Hardy *or man of choice to her boudoir. With snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random naked guy in your bed room, who doesn't want that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to give this a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to give this a whirl"

Can't I turn up randomly in your bedroom tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to give this a whirl

Can't I turn up randomly in your bedroom tonight "

With a body like that, come on over! (I have a paper brown bag at the ready)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

If that actually happened I would call the police.

Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering. "

No, it's chivalry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random naked guy in your bed room, who doesn't want that "

Depends on the random naked guy.

If I woke up and Jeremy Clarkson was naked at the end of my bed I would throw myself out of the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've already got the man next to me, so if I sleep naked he'll get me food at 3am right?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've already got the man next to me, so if I sleep naked he'll get me food at 3am right?

Peach x"

I'm gonna say no.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Random naked guy in your bed room, who doesn't want that

Depends on the random naked guy.

If I woke up and Jeremy Clarkson was naked at the end of my bed I would throw myself out of the window."

I'm with you on the Clarkson remark. but got to say I'm with Adam a bit earlier on the tea and biscuits. Just off for such a snack right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've already got the man next to me, so if I sleep naked he'll get me food at 3am right?

Peach x

I'm gonna say no."

Nooooooo...actually he'd do it anyway if I nudge home enough with my elbow

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to give this a whirl

Can't I turn up randomly in your bedroom tonight

With a body like that, come on over! (I have a paper brown bag at the ready) "

I always pack a couple of them

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

If that actually happened I would call the police.

Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering.

You wouldn't if you were the lady that had just summoned Tom Hardy *or man of choice to her boudoir. With snacks. "

Tom Hardy is married. So, that wouldn't be very fair on his wife.

man of choice to her boudoir

And you think women are ENTITLED to a man to come to your room and serve you?

I would love to walk into Keira Knightley bed room when shes naked and kiss her while holding a tray of snacks, But I know, I would be looking at 10-20, laying next to a big fat sweaty man, who I'll will end up calling darling.

And pretty much the same thing would happen if I did the same to you.

No wonder men get the wrong idea.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh

If that actually happened I would call the police.

Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering.

No, it's chivalry. "

No it called Crime. That why it don't happen.

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