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By *arkstaffs OP Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

Hear about the bloke who got caught wanking in the newsagents?

It was all over the papers!

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've been sleeping with a blind woman.

The sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband’s voice right.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do spiders play football?

Webbly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite

What ya call a French man wearing sandals?

Phillipe Ferlop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has Edward Woodward got four D's in his name?

Because if he didn't he'd be called Ewar Woowar

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Took me two weeks to complete the jigsaw my daughter bought me for Christmas. Very proud I was as it said 3-4 years on the box.

I'll get me coat.....

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By *itandSteveCouple
over a year ago

Stroud

I’ve got a great step ladder.

Just sad I never knew my real ladder.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Apparently sex has been band in Iceland. Not sure about Asda you’ll have to ask

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave me one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

I think your crackers,

Bend over the desk

And I’ll empty me knackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best joke... my sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man slaps his knob on the counter of asda and says 'go on, roll that fucker back'

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

Why do Norwegian naval ships have barcodes on them?

So when they come home, they can Scandinavian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Pop it in the microwave until it's bill withers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wasn't Jesus born in Yorkshire? They couldn't find 3 wise men & a virgin! (am yorky)

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