FabSwingers.com forum: Things a Woman Wouldn't Say

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm too tired. Do what you want, just don't get it in my hair.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I have enough shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have enough shoes

and bags

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

If me turning the pages of my book over your shoulder gets on your nerves im open to a kindle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name is Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry...

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Sorry...

aye, ye will be!!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

No really, I love your snoring. I cant get to sleep without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No darling it was entirely my fault xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a sandwich?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab a feel of this bad boy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."

I say that anyway... haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skip the foreplay, can do that after

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

I say that anyway... haha x"

Marry me!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me"

You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me

You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly."

Yes go on then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me

You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.

Yes go on then haha

You do realise that you have just written a legally binding contract...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me

You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.

Yes go on then haha

Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me"

Im with you on that. Fecking hate shopping!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me

You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.

Yes go on then haha

Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. "

ok then haha

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Can you run the iron over this please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.

Yes go on then haha

Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. "

Too late mate... Shes accepted..;-);-)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Thanks that was good sex but your brother was much better

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Leave that washing up love I'll do it in the morning now come and fuck me senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have enough shoes

and bags

... and make-up :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

hehe Caramacbar... that IS so me

You should've said so earlier... I've just proposed to Diamondgurly.

Yes go on then haha

Yippee - although you don't know if we're compatible sexually yet... I suggest we meet up and have sex. "

A thoroughly hijacked thread lol. So do we get an invite to the wedding?

Meanwhile, things a woman wouldn't say... ..."Sorry darling I've got a headache. Look, why don't I ring my best friend and you can sleep with her instead? I honestly don't mind."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kid sister's coming to stay...

You up for a 3 way...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strings there, but I can't find the rest of the tam.... oh there it is on your chin.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Do another one of those smelly farts but wait until my heads's under the quilt so I get a right whif of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick come home and see this huge new tv I bought for the bedroom!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

[Removed by poster at 15/01/12 23:31:16]

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I've never faked it

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

i dont need a new bag to go with this new dress and shoes.....

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Can't we just stay in, and not go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

errrr ........ errrrr

damn it's no good - I just can't say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a pet crocodile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave that washing up love I'll do it in the morning now come and fuck me senseless

oh I dunno .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious"

Ffs dont wipe your knob on the curtains!

Id have a hissy fit if anyone did that!

Back to original question... Please cum in my eye, it really wont sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do another one of those smelly farts but wait until my heads's under the quilt so I get a right whif of it."

Along with no it's fine I don't mind having to cut my way through the green haze to get out of bedroom in morning

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

after reading this im worried im not a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious"
sure it was a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for doing the hoovering for ME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

Sorry to burst you bubble but I actually got told this...didn't do it like because I wasn't sure she was being serious sure it was a woman

She turned out to be an alien sent from a different galaxy to steal oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, really, I would much rather just have anal or give you a blow job, it might take my mind off my period pains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

Talk about the carpet matching the drapes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no - you keep the house - you and your lovely new younger, huge breasted, nymphomaniac gf need it much more than me and the kids!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

you go to the pub with your mates to watch the football i will be waiting for you when you come home

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"fuck me as many times as you want, in any hole you want,... and wipe your nob on the curtian on the way out!

Talk about the carpet matching the drapes!"

Your co*k touches the floor,... no wonder I can't get meets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for doing the hoovering for ME!

Yeah, my wife never notices I've done it either

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."

Of course we wouldn't say that.... derrrr

Any woman with half a brain would say "I've written you a shopping list, now fetch me a beer and feck off, the football is on.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Here's that tenner back you lent me the other day!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Men are better drivers than women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are better drivers than women...

I'm the Stig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play your cards right and ya could be hanging out the back of me come half ten!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wrong - you must be right again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down baby youve had a long day and ill look after ya now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woma"n would never say, "my gorgeous blonde pal with the 36" legs and 36d tits hasnt been fucked for three months, I'll sleep on the couch tonight while you sort her out. Is that ok?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"A woma"n would never say, "my gorgeous blonde pal with the 36" legs and 36d tits hasnt been fucked for three months, I'll sleep on the couch tonight while you sort her out. Is that ok?"

well she wasnt blonde, but i have, i slept snuggled up to them after though

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Course I will shag that short fat hairy bloke so you can fuck his beautiful wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iv sent a friend request three times, can I see your private pics" (from a 'single girl' at the weekend) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Course I will shag that short fat hairy bloke so you can fuck his beautiful wife!"

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If you pull in town, im fine with that but remember to bring her home for me to play with

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Course I will shag that short fat hairy bloke so you can fuck his beautiful wife!"

Brilliant!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Course I will shag that short fat hairy bloke so you can fuck his beautiful wife!"

shuck thanks, Soapy and I are free next weekend

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

*browsing profiles*...(thinks to self) OMG!! He is feckin drop dead gorgeous! I want HIM!....The wife is erm....erm.....Fuck it im mailing them"!!!!

Why wouldn't we say this?

Because we are in charge and we don't have to

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Course I will shag that short fat hairy bloke so you can fuck his beautiful wife!

shuck thanks, Soapy and I are free next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Course I will shag that short fat hairy bloke so you can fuck his beautiful wife!

shuck thanks, Soapy and I are free next weekend

Tell me why again? Xx

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"No, really, I would much rather just have anal or give you a blow job, it might take my mind off my period pains

Girl after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... "You want me to wear the skoolgurl outfit and the high heels? Awww that sounds lovely honey, I'll go and get ready"

Teddy x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just spit on the end then chuck it up my arse"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""I give up""
i say that all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""just spit on the end then chuck it up my arse"

That was Mrs Artful's chat up line to me

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Pull my finger.

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