FabSwingers.com forum: Deserves a Slap

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Name one person in the world you'd like to slap

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Trump, with a bazooka

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Trump, with a bazooka"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Any fucker who deserves one

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Danny Dyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/19 19:21:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

There have been a few in the last year, I hope Karma gives them a right slap round the face at some point in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny flipping Dyer a total gob shite really do not like the bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giles Fookin Brandreth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Gemma Collins lady from Essex.

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Nobody but I'd like to be slapped with a big cock while his wife watches

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"That Gemma Collins lady from Essex. "

Good call - I reckon her and Danny Dyer could do with a clout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Oliver

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Depends on the type of slap!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Just one? No fair!!

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Danny flipping Dyer a total gob shite really do not like the bloke "

He's embarrassing himself going on chat shows pissed with his daughter raving on about politics.

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

Bruce jenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trump, with a bazooka

Nooooo with a baseball bat It would be more satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn, preferably using Diane Abbott as the weapon just to inflict double pain on the both of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Corbyn, preferably using Diane Abbott as the weapon just to inflict double pain on the both of them!

Oooooh yes!! This instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name one person in the world you'd like to slap"
jeremy corbyn

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"Jeremy Corbyn, preferably using Diane Abbott as the weapon just to inflict double pain on the both of them!

Oooooh yes!! This instead

Can we make that a triple slap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie McGee

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Debbie McGee"

Ahhh I rather liked her on that dance show. I thought she was very brave & looked a knockout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump and prob Ed Sheron too (far to many to choose from)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My ex husband x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I could get away with putting Fab members in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie McGee

Ahhh I rather liked her on that dance show. I thought she was very brave & looked a knockout."

Ok bit harsh.... she did look good on that show... can I swap her for post-humus slap of her ex husband?

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

[Removed by poster at 21/01/19 12:50:47]

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Debbie McGee

Ahhh I rather liked her on that dance show. I thought she was very brave & looked a knockout.

Ok bit harsh.... she did look good on that show... can I swap her for post-humus slap of her ex husband? "

Yes ok then. I do think Debbie would look great in latex basque stockings heels & ball gag. Might allow a mild ass slapping for her then.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Mmmmmmm when do you need to know by?

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

theres a lot out there that deserve a slap

even doning 2 a a time would take all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Sutherland

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

My FB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fucker who deserves one

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PP don’t beat around the bush x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name one person in the world you'd like to slap"

I love a good hard slap to the face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly Brooke's bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kelly Brooke's bum"

Omg yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiona Bruce she has ruined question time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corbyn will do to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kelly Brooke's bum

Omg yes! "

Thinking outside the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiona Bruce she has ruined question time

She's hot though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiona Bruce she has ruined question time

She's hot though "
Whatever floats your boat

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By *orkizCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

The house of parliament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She looks too stuck up to fuck to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiona Bruce she has ruined question time

She's hot though Whatever floats your boat

I like her eyebrows

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Danny Dyer"

My wife worked with him on his first job. Remembers him as a very polite and well-spoken young man...

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Danny Dyer

My wife worked with him on his first job. Remembers him as a very polite and well-spoken young man... "

I wouldn’t throw him out of bed

I’d slap that Tess Daly the smug bint.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Kelly Brooke's bum"

I’d like to slap your abs with my tongue lol

Mrs

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By *ess King tvTV/TS
over a year ago

KING'S LYNN

Gemma Collins

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Donald Trump ... I'd like to slap him with a wrecking ball.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

The twat who cut me up on the m1 earlier this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The couple in question from My previous rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The piss head wanker from Ant and Dec

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"The couple in question from My previous rant

There may be a few people on Fab I could slap. Most of them are local too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no one desrves one , its called bullying

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Scott Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The couple in question from My previous rant

There may be a few people on Fab I could slap. Most of them are local too

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If you need some back up let me know

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"no one desrves one , its called bullying

Yeah I’m sure Donald Trump is crying into his pillow knowing some people on a swingers site think he needs a slap

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can I have a BOGOF and get Katie Hopkins and Amanda Holman with one slap? Oh actually and Piers Morgan too - so guess that'd be a BOGTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this toxicity! From both men and women. Wow. Does this mean there is no such thing as toxic masculinity and actually there are just toxic people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody but I'd like to be slapped with a big cock while his wife watches"

Donald Trump is a big cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no one desrves one , its called bullying

Really? I've seen many profiles on here requesting a slap

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Trump, with a bazooka

Oh god yes please with a wet tuna fish!!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Danny flipping Dyer a total gob shite really do not like the bloke "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowel. Not in a bullying way, but more of a - I think your the fucking cunt who ruined pop music and more importantly why we no longer have Christmas songs fighting for number 1s each year and the charts are filled with shite acts, now fuck off with all the money you got for it too kinda way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Danny flipping Dyer a total gob shite really do not like the bloke

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He is a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simon Cowel. Not in a bullying way, but more of a - I think your the fucking cunt who ruined pop music and more importantly why we no longer have Christmas songs fighting for number 1s each year and the charts are filled with shite acts, now fuck off with all the money you got for it too kinda way. "
What the fuck has he done to his face too by the way ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Russel brand, as in your a stupid twat who thinks using long words make you sound like an intelligent twat kinda way.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

All the idots run the country..

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Nobody but I'd like to be slapped with a big cock while his wife watches

Donald Trump is a big cock."

...what can it possibly be that Melania sees in the 72 year old, multi-billionaire???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I did, I'd be naming names all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easier to tell you who doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any random cunt will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easier to tell you who doesn't

Snap! The list will sure be shorter

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By *ndulGENTMan
over a year ago

Stockport (ish)

George Ezra... Makes my blood boil!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Jeremy Corbyn and that fuckwit Boris Johnson :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of you who wants to slap JC I wanna slap you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country.."

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been said of me....

More than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie McGee"

Random!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Having said that happy to see Corbyn running Labour as there’s no way they will ever get voted in as a government , while he’s at the helm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country..

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one. "

that could a while. If you get bored....I can take over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could name one person I would like to slap me. Spank even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country..

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one.

that could a while. If you get bored....I can take over.

Thanks Mister! There’s not many though. They just think there is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could name one person I would like to slap me. Spank even.

I would spank you...

Very spankable ass...

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Diane Abbot, Jeremy Corbyn, Tony Blair, Sadiq Khan. And every whining remainer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having said that happy to see Corbyn running Labour as there’s no way they will ever get voted in as a government , while he’s at the helm

So how come Theresa May is then? What makes the Tories better?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Jeremy Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diane Abbot, Jeremy Corbyn, Tony Blair, Sadiq Khan. And every whining remainer. "

People are allowed to have choice. That’s why we “were given a choice “ so don’t belittle people that voted to remain! It’s a very important thing for us all and you scoff at it. Rude!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

paddy mcguiness

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"paddy mcguiness"

Oooh yes!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Name one person in the world you'd like to slap"

Only one?

I have a very long list

I'll start with the idiot who paths right up to edge of my drive everyday though

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

*parks

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Every politician who repeatedly refuse to answer the simplest of questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country..

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one.

that could a while. If you get bored....I can take over.

Thanks Mister! There’s not many though. They just think there is. "

Haha. Also, when you go to slap them for their views....they’ll change their views to escape the hard slap ahead.

#Uturn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I would like to slap a few customers, one of my bosses, the cat that keeps sitting on my windowsill winding the dog up, anyone driving a silver Yaris...

That will do for now

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country..

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one.

that could a while. If you get bored....I can take over.

Thanks Mister! There’s not many though. They just think there is.

Haha. Also, when you go to slap them for their views....they’ll change their views to escape the hard slap ahead.

#Uturn. "

I honestly don’t get it. But each to their own. We’re all entitled to our say, vote and opinion. But it does get my back up when JC is bad mouthed. And they always say the same shit

drag up old news...

like I thought no one bought The Sun nowadays

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Having said that happy to see Corbyn running Labour as there’s no way they will ever get voted in as a government , while he’s at the helm

So how come Theresa May is then? What makes the Tories better? "

I didn’t say she was better , nor , if you remember was she voted in by the public . For me currently she’s the lesser of two very shitty evils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country..

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one.

that could a while. If you get bored....I can take over.

Thanks Mister! There’s not many though. They just think there is.

Haha. Also, when you go to slap them for their views....they’ll change their views to escape the hard slap ahead.

#Uturn.

I honestly don’t get it. But each to their own. We’re all entitled to our say, vote and opinion. But it does get my back up when JC is bad mouthed. And they always say the same shit

drag up old news...

like I thought no one bought The Sun nowadays

Haha. You should start a political thread....wait. Please don’t!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Corbyn, preferably using Diane Abbott as the weapon just to inflict double pain on the both of them!

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having said that happy to see Corbyn running Labour as there’s no way they will ever get voted in as a government , while he’s at the helm

So how come Theresa May is then? What makes the Tories better?

I didn’t say she was better , nor , if you remember was she voted in by the public . For me currently she’s the lesser of two very shitty evils

I didn’t vote for her. Oh wait! Hang on. Voted in? When???

Yeah I just don’t get why people want someone who glorifys war, sells weapons, sends men and women to die over someone who well, doesn’t. I know it’s hard for people to get their heads around because war is what we do but c’mon! It’s getting a tad boring. Well I think so anyway. Call me crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the idots run the country..

Slap every single Tory in the country. Everyone single one.

that could a while. If you get bored....I can take over.

Thanks Mister! There’s not many though. They just think there is.

Haha. Also, when you go to slap them for their views....they’ll change their views to escape the hard slap ahead.

#Uturn.

I honestly don’t get it. But each to their own. We’re all entitled to our say, vote and opinion. But it does get my back up when JC is bad mouthed. And they always say the same shit

drag up old news...

like I thought no one bought The Sun nowadays

Haha. You should start a political thread....wait. Please don’t!!!!

No I don’t start threads. I did when I joined 6 yrs ago and the formites were absolutely vile to be honest. That’s why you see the same posters...and newbies getting shot down.

Anyway! I love people and love life and all that is around me. I don’t believe the Tories think like that. But prove me wrong, anybody!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Having said that happy to see Corbyn running Labour as there’s no way they will ever get voted in as a government , while he’s at the helm

So how come Theresa May is then? What makes the Tories better?

I didn’t say she was better , nor , if you remember was she voted in by the public . For me currently she’s the lesser of two very shitty evils

I didn’t vote for her. Oh wait! Hang on. Voted in? When???

Do you mean like Tony Blair ? The labour leader who took us into a illegal war with Iraq? On the grounds Iraqi had nuclear weapons that we never found ?

I don’t agree with war but I won’t sit here and pour scorn on campaigns that men and women have fought and lost their life in .

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"Diane Abbot, Jeremy Corbyn, Tony Blair, Sadiq Khan. And every whining remainer.

People are allowed to have choice. That’s why we “were given a choice “ so don’t belittle people that voted to remain! It’s a very important thing for us all and you scoff at it. Rude! "

Www clearly touched a nerve. Lol!! It seems everyone is entitled to an opinion as long as its the same as yours. Grow up.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

There's a few I'd like to spank ...

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm a hugger not a slapper

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Right now someone who has totally pissed me off.

Disloyalty irks me massively

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