FabSwingers.com forum: Worse thing to happen during sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worse thing that can happen during sex. Opinions please x

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

I dunno -you find out half way through that you're shagging a close relative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno -you find out half way through that you're shagging a close relative?"

Well hopefully that's something you know before hand lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following through on a fart wouldn't be too spectacularly sexual.

Kid walking in.

Saying the name of another person who you distrust whilst in the throes of passion would be pretty brutal

Prolapse

Not realising you're with child and the fucker falling out your chuff mid-thrust would have to be up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny fart

Fanny farts are gifts from the giggle factory. Embrace them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following through on a fart wouldn't be too spectacularly sexual.

Kid walking in.

Saying the name of another person who you distrust whilst in the throes of passion would be pretty brutal

Prolapse

Not realising you're with child and the fucker falling out your chuff mid-thrust would have to be up there.

Think you've just got the nail on the head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny fart

Fanny farts are gifts from the giggle factory. Embrace them.

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lol...ok, I’ll do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman once who followed through on a fart! Told me she could not help herself lol

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Broken penis, torn frenulum, internal tears, heart attack...

I don't really want to go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a woman once who followed through on a fart! Told me she could not help herself lol"

I've not done it yet.... I fear it's a matter of time though.

Accidentally did it on my ex's pillow, he was at work so it doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, what on earth were you doing to yourself at the time?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I dunno -you find out half way through that you're shagging a close relative?

Well hopefully that's something you know before hand lol x"

Not in a darkroom you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken penis, torn frenulum, internal tears, heart attack...

I don't really want to go on! "

My god it's sex, not a Spartan battle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cops turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny fart

That’s quite common x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken penis, torn frenulum, internal tears, heart attack...

I don't really want to go on! "

Just reading that made me feel pain

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cops turn up "

This happened to a friend and they actually got a good laugh out of it. The police wanted a selfie with him to remember the story.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Fanny fart

Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscle cramp can throw a Spaniard in the works...or accidental clash of heads...

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

The end of the universe!

Trump that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The end of the universe!

Trump that

Donald Trump being present.

You're welcome!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

9/11

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By *untimes123666Man
over a year ago

Leeds/ Hull

"Broken penis, torn frenulum, internal tears, heart attack...

I don't really want to go on! "

This! I managed to tear my frenulum... most harrowing experience of my life. At least it'll never happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wake up and realise that it was all a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel fire alarm goes off and you don't have time to pick up your clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken penis, torn frenulum, internal tears, heart attack...

I don't really want to go on!

Just reading that made me feel pain "

I crossed my legs

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Muscle cramp can throw a Spaniard in the works...or accidental clash of heads..."

Fooking spaniards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shart

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By *ebt collectorMan
over a year ago

North East

"I dunno -you find out half way through that you're shagging a close relative?"

Pmsl

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He finished before I came!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a bird outta nowhere start licking my fucking arsehole and like a bolt of lightening hitting me the urge to shit hit boiling point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He finished before I came!

That is a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting rimmed off the dog....

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Condom slipping free and "getting poked right up there" just as he's cumming and going for some deep ploughing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having her lean on the kitchen counter while you are down on your knees licking her clit then you feel something licking your cock . You think hold on if she is standing up who is.......?

You look down it's her mum's poodle. Fastest way to just loose a hard on. True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got another ..this is true and I wish it wasn't...

First girl I shagged was a mates birds 18 year old mate , I get a message she fancys it so I go round ..

Second or third time I'm there over night and her kids there .

We do the bizzo and job done the nodders off and on the floor , half a hour later I hear screaming and little fuckers had the bastard and spunks gone everywhere .. yehhh its bad that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny fart

Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me."

It’s normally due to a good doggie session

And a guy who pulls out lots to tease you, then thrusts in, hence putting air in. They are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse thing: lost condom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shart"

As bad as a burp start lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny fart

Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me.

It’s normally due to a good doggie session

And a guy who pulls out lots to tease you, then thrusts in, hence putting air in. They are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about having a meet, guy comes round, you are naked and kissing on the bed when out of no where he starts projectile vomiting. Covers your bed, the floor, walls with vomit.. he runs to bathroom and continued vomiting without quite getting the lid up.

It certainly kills the mood, and leaves a huge mess to clean up!!

(Food poisoning so not like he could help it!!)

I believe this should win the worst thing that has happened?!?!

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got another ..this is true and I wish it wasn't...

First girl I shagged was a mates birds 18 year old mate , I get a message she fancys it so I go round ..

Second or third time I'm there over night and her kids there .

We do the bizzo and job done the nodders off and on the floor , half a hour later I hear screaming and little fuckers had the bastard and spunks gone everywhere .. yehhh its bad that one "

What ?

xslutx

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Fanny fart

Hope you (and other ladies) don't find it embarrassing. Personally, I take it as a compliment. I'm a good fit, and I've made you very wet. Two out of two for me.

It’s normally due to a good doggie session

And a guy who pulls out lots to tease you, then thrusts in, hence putting air in. They are funny

You have expressed my technique exactly. Just think a piston in a tight fitting area, all that pressure has to escape somewhere.

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