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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

£150 on make up

£100 sketchy hotel

Getting spunked on by some old guy to get on top of the fab’ed list, priceless

For everything else theres master card

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"£150 on make up

£100 sketchy hotel

Getting spunked on by some old guy to get on top of the fab’ed list, priceless

For everything else theres master card"
Pitch it to Master card. Be a memorable advert.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost."

Im guessing somone on top fabbed didnt reply to him but met somone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost."
fomo alert

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm lost.

Im guessing somone on top fabbed didnt reply to him but met somone else?"

Oh right yeah that makes sense.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm lost.fomo alert "

You too eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost.fomo alert

You too eh."

Alternatives to the ads

Funny ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worthy of a thread and a status update, oh it already is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lost.

Im guessing somone on top fabbed didnt reply to him but met somone else?

Oh right yeah that makes sense."

Not at all, just thought it would be funny as me and a mate were talking about the old mastercard adverts.

Kinda one of them had to be there moments. Thought other peoples views or experiences would of added to the fun.

Like

Brand new car £

New frolic £

Getting caught by the neighbour in blackpool priceless

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I am being really dumb here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being really dumb here."

The old master card adverts?

Like

£100 for tickets

£50 for scarfs

Watching the match with your dad, priceless

For everything else theres master card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It made me laugh anyway Op

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting."

I shoplifted some baked potatoes at the self service til this morning,not on purpose obviously.

Yeah I don't remember the master card adverts,I'm still being thick.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Well it's fab so...

£70 on intimate waxing

£120 on lingerie

Waiting around for no one to bloody show up...

For everything else there's tinder

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checks out hot pics to see what the OP is one about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting.

I shoplifted some baked potatoes at the self service til this morning,not on purpose obviously.

Yeah I don't remember the master card adverts,I'm still being thick."

I did that with steak, thought it had scanned and it hadn’t. Had a steak dinner free

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting.

I shoplifted some baked potatoes at the self service til this morning,not on purpose obviously.

Yeah I don't remember the master card adverts,I'm still being thick.

I did that with steak, thought it had scanned and it hadn’t. Had a steak dinner free "

Damn I need to choose something more expensive next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Checks out hot pics to see what the OP is one about "

Doesn’t actually relate but gets everyone curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting.

I shoplifted some baked potatoes at the self service til this morning,not on purpose obviously.

Yeah I don't remember the master card adverts,I'm still being thick."

I wish I'd shoplifted my Fake custard doughnut it wasn't worth paying for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Entry to sex club £25

Drinks £35

The look on your mothers face when you both realise you have gone to the same night priceless.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"£2 on Bic razors.

45p on Derbac soap.

for anything else, there's shoplifting.

I shoplifted some baked potatoes at the self service til this morning,not on purpose obviously.

Yeah I don't remember the master card adverts,I'm still being thick.

I wish I'd shoplifted my Fake custard doughnut it wasn't worth paying for!

"

You should have frogmarshed that half eaten doughnut right back to the shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

home enema kit-£5

softest toilet tissue-£3

look on his face when he pulls out his chocolate cock...priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"home enema kit-£5

softest toilet tissue-£3

look on his face when he pulls out his chocolate cock...priceless

"

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