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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No not me!!!

But do you do any of this.

I won’t walk under a ladder and I salute magpies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not me!!!

But do you do any of this.

I won’t walk under a ladder and I salute magpies.

"

Thats more a superstition than an old wives tale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No not me!!!

But do you do any of this.

I won’t walk under a ladder and I salute magpies.

Thats more a superstition than an old wives tale"

You are so right.

Doh! I need to think before posting.

Apologies everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowing chewing gum means it'll stay in your stomach for seven years... I should probably be dead by now then

C

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If you pull a face in the wind, it will stick and remain like it .......shit.....I’m stuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-If you make a funny face and the wind changes, you'll stay like that.

-If you don't eat your greens, your hair won't curl.

-Carrots help you see in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"-If you make a funny face and the wind changes, you'll stay like that.

-If you don't eat your greens, your hair won't curl.

-Carrots help you see in the dark."

My mum used to say all those. Bless her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes you'll stay like that...oh shit it's true.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wanking makes you go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking makes you go blind "

I wear glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dandelions make you pee the bed

Sitting on a cold wall gives you piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"-If you make a funny face and the wind changes, you'll stay like that.

-If you don't eat your greens, your hair won't curl.

-Carrots help you see in the dark."

Iirc the carrots helping night vision was pushed hard by the propaganda department in ww2.

Night fighters were being equipped with radar so suddenly much more effective they had to tell people of this to make them feel safe but they couldnt leak why so they pushed the idea that all thier pilots ate lots of carrots.

Upside kids who looked up to the pilots ate thier veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dandelions make you pee the bed

Sitting on a cold wall gives you piles"

Taraxacum officinale is used as a diuretic and helps protect against urinary tract infections. Not sure about the piles though.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"No not me!!!

But do you do any of this.

I won’t walk under a ladder and I salute magpies.

Thats more a superstition than an old wives tale"
As a child my mum used to say eat your crusts or you won’t get curly hair ? Never really understood what it meant and didn’t really want curly hair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a funeral and a wedding comes a pregnancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're guaranteed to get laid if you join Fab.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was a wee nipper, if I was going out to play and it was cold outside, ma Gran used to say, "Wrap up warm or you'll catch pneumonia"

Well, I had pneumonia last summer, and I don't think putting on a string vest would have prevented that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remember the dandelion used to make you wet the bed. Must have been picked by squirters

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My great aunt once told me “it’s no wonder you have to wear glasses our Sandra because you never wore a vest when you were younger” errr yeah that will do it

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Dandelions make you pee the bed"

By just looking at them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My great aunt once told me “it’s no wonder you have to wear glasses our Sandra because you never wore a vest when you were younger” errr yeah that will do it "

What’s that got to go with anything , bless your aunt

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Walking round barefoot would give you chilblains

Sucking a 2p would give you cankers, this did come true for my sister bless her

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My great aunt once told me “it’s no wonder you have to wear glasses our Sandra because you never wore a vest when you were younger” errr yeah that will do it

What’s that got to go with anything , bless your aunt "

They had some weird sayings

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

If you sit too close to the tv you’ll get square eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walking round barefoot would give you chilblains

Sucking a 2p would give you cankers, this did come true for my sister bless her "

Cankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m stupidly superstitious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you sit too close to the tv you’ll get square eyes lol"

Heard that one!

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I use to tell my daughter when she was younger in the winter if you don't wear a hat your ears will fall off x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If you swallow the pips a tree will grow inside you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""If you swallow the pips a tree will grow inside you""

Remember that one too!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can never remember which way round it is but there's something about pregnant women and if there bump sticks out it's one gender and sits low it's the other.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"-If you make a funny face and the wind changes, you'll stay like that.

-If you don't eat your greens, your hair won't curl.

-Carrots help you see in the dark."

I still believe the last one, cos you dont see many rabbits wearing glasses

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Can never remember which way round it is but there's something about pregnant women and if there bump sticks out it's one gender and sits low it's the other."

Their not there - bloody auto-carrot!!

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Don't open an umbrella indoors also and keep new shoes off a table.my old mum had loads god bless her.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Don't cross on the stairs x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can never remember which way round it is but there's something about pregnant women and if there bump sticks out it's one gender and sits low it's the other.

Their not there - bloody auto-carrot!!"

Front bump = girl. Big hips and bum with bump = boy. Think that was the right way around. Was with me x

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Dandelions make you pee the bed

Sitting on a cold wall gives you piles

Taraxacum officinale is used as a diuretic and helps protect against urinary tract infections. Not sure about the piles though. "

Makes sense, sitting on anything cold will draw heat from your blood vessels therefore could cause collapse of smaller blood vessels around the anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green cars are unlucky.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Don't put new shoes in a table it's bad luck

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Don't put new shoes in a table it's bad luck

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*On

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass on the stairs

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Walking round barefoot would give you chilblains

Sucking a 2p would give you cankers, this did come true for my sister bless her "

Well if you suck a bit of copper it's not going to do your tongue/mouth any good!!

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