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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Do tell

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Everything

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Fornicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to stay while fucking his ass with seasalt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish those shoes

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Ask him to stay while fucking his ass with seasalt "

Run like fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polish those shoes"
paint his walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polish those shoes paint his walls"

That sexy bum has our mind wondering

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Polish those shoes paint his walls"

Polish that bum with coconut oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank him "

Share cake and champagne

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Spank him

Share cake and champagne "

Share a hot beverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss those blue lips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polish those shoes paint his walls"
caress that ass while your painting

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Polish those shoes paint his walls caress that ass while your painting "

Smile at him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile at her back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smile at her back "

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smile at her back

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin"
tbag 7 times

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Smile at her back

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin"

Sit on his bike whilst naked

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife


"Smile at her back

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin

Sit on his bike whilst naked "

Warm her lips ?? up xx

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Smile at her back

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin

Sit on his bike whilst naked

Warm her lips ?? up xx"

Stand under a thermal imaging camera to prove their hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smile at her back

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin

Sit on his bike whilst naked

Warm her lips ?? up xx

Stand under a thermal imaging camera to prove their hot"

Put over my shoulder and drsg to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull finger... Run away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull finger... Run away! "

Hand him a glass ketchup bottle filled with thick honey and see if he could ever get it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull finger... Run away!

Hand him a glass ketchup bottle filled with thick honey and see if he could ever get it out"

My tongue could reach the bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull finger... Run away!

Hand him a glass ketchup bottle filled with thick honey and see if he could ever get it out

My tongue could reach the bottom! "
hide all the pickernick baskets

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock


"Pull finger... Run away!

Hand him a glass ketchup bottle filled with thick honey and see if he could ever get it out

My tongue could reach the bottom! hide all the pickernick baskets"

O shit. Just my luck. Pints again I suppose

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint "
jold down so f&b can catch him

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Pint jold down so f&b can catch him "

I'll join in with the pint banter and catch sight of F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint jold down so f&b can catch him

I'll join in with the pint banter and catch sight of F&B"

Finish what we started

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

No need to tie me down boys and girls. I’ll not struggle. Guinness and let’s have whiskey chasers to honour darlo

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Pint jold down so f&b can catch him

I'll join in with the pint banter and catch sight of F&B

Finish what we started "

Go for that coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint jold down so f&b can catch him

I'll join in with the pint banter and catch sight of F&B

Finish what we started

Go for that coffee "

Ask PMF for more salt as it dries out with all that butt fucking with pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go halves on a watermelon

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Go halves on a watermelon"

But a second watermelon so they can have one each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on a train ride and definitely not get off at edge hill

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Go halves on a watermelon

But a second watermelon so they can have one each "

Munch in your melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go halves on a watermelon

But a second watermelon so they can have one each

Munch in your melons "

Eat his maltesers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go halves on a watermelon

But a second watermelon so they can have one each

Munch in your melons

Eat his maltesers x "

Eat some Maltese’s with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch the maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch the maltesers "

Go see a male strip show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share the malty goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch the maltesers "
poke her bum hole with a frozen sausage

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Pinch the maltesers "

Give her more Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share the malty goodness "

Drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch the maltesers

Go see a male strip show"
now that’s a fabulous idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss my way up those stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch the maltesers poke her bum hole with a frozen sausage"
oooo cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch the maltesers

Go see a male strip shownow that’s a fabulous idea "
cook the sausage i used and put in a baguette for f&b

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

grays

Would love to take that leather off her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch the maltesers

Give her more Maltesers "
and Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss my way up those stockings"
very nice indeed

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Full body massage with plenty of light kissing around the neck area xx

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Full body massage with plenty of light kissing around the neck area xx "

Twirl his tinsel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full body massage with plenty of light kissing around the neck area xx

Twirl his tinsel "

Wait till she sleeps and cover in orange paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on his bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck her nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi 5

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Full body massage with plenty of light kissing around the neck area xx

Twirl his tinsel "

Attempt to lick the tattoo off on your leg slowly x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Remind him Christmas is over

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Find something else to do on a evening than go on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jigsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undress him

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Jigsaw"

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Borrow his Henry Hoover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Borrow his Henry Hoover..."

Watch him fuck the Hoover

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Borrow his Henry Hoover..."

You'll get no hoover better than for cleaning the car and stairs with

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Remove those jeans.... slowly!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Borrow his Henry Hoover...

You'll get no hoover better than for cleaning the car and stairs with "

I'm sure I'd think of something ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Borrow his Henry Hoover...

You'll get no hoover better than for cleaning the car and stairs with

I'm sure I'd think of something ..."

It would involve a trackie and no underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Borrow his Henry Hoover...

You'll get no hoover better than for cleaning the car and stairs with

I'm sure I'd think of something ..."

Many many saucy things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Borrow his Henry Hoover...

You'll get no hoover better than for cleaning the car and stairs with

I'm sure I'd think of something ..."

I know i would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry hoover

Sounds kinky......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the local supermarket and eat as many Cadburys Creme Eggs as we can before security tries to chase us down.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chase after you if you have chocolate x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Mega fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mega fuck "

Drive you around Sandringham

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Mega fuck

Drive you around Sandringham"

Ooh straddle and snog

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-start jigsaw but hide a piece just to annoy him

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I like jigsaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like jigsaws"

Let him do my hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like jigsaws

Let him do my hoovering "

Introduce her to my crop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank his bum

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Kiss your bottom

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Spank his bum "

Slap that arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss your bottom "

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Spank his bum

Slap that arse "

Really????!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank his bum

Slap that arse "
ooooo...now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Lick pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spray paint the word PERVERTS over 4 Old Park Lane, London, W1K 1QW.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Spray paint the word PERVERTS over 4 Old Park Lane, London, W1K 1QW."

Discuss Mayfair over a pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spray paint the word PERVERTS over 4 Old Park Lane, London, W1K 1QW.

Discuss Mayfair over a pint."

Go to the pub

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Slap that ass!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Scuba diving in baked beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick baked beans out their arse

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By *ackb85Man
over a year ago

Newmarket

Talk about the naughiest things we've done

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Have him pick backed beans from my arse with his lips only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have him pick backed beans from my arse with his lips only"

Go shoe shopping

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Take him to buy me a pair of yellow heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowball fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go about kicking people who use the phrase 'Very true'

It can't be truer than true.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Go about kicking people who use the phrase 'Very true'

It can't be truer than true."

That's very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go about kicking people who use the phrase 'Very true'

It can't be truer than true.

That's very true.

"

Cocktails and people watching

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Come with ya

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Come with ya"

I’ll join you all in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count to sixteen. Eat an apple and then dance like we've never danced before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come with ya

I’ll join you all in that "

Evening Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her dancing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Come with ya

I’ll join you all in that

Evening Babs"

Hello do you want to come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridicule her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come with ya

I’ll join you all in that

Evening Babs

Hello do you want to come? "

Regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose."

Have a drink and a natter! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X"

Learn a northern accent from you

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you "

Snog the face off him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come with ya

I’ll join you all in that

Evening Babs

Hello do you want to come? "

I'm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him. "

Why ?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?"

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged. "

Apologies.

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By *ature watcherMan
over a year ago

lichfield

Undress her with my mouth ! Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged. "

Better go to Specsavers

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers "

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’"

A can of squirty cream and take my time licking it off

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Apologies. "

Do love a good snog, so take a look at my face and make the big decision, to snog or not to snog. We'll worry about anything else later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’"

I am not use to compliments, and according to your age range I'm to young.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’

I am not use to compliments, and according to your age range I'm to young. "

A pot noodle and a kick up the arsed , bishop Brennan style

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over a year ago


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’

I am not use to compliments, and according to your age range I'm to young.

A pot noodle and a kick up the arsed , bishop Brennan style "

As you're a Scouse, can you tell me how many cars you've stolen ?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’

I am not use to compliments, and according to your age range I'm to young.

A pot noodle and a kick up the arsed , bishop Brennan style

As you're a Scouse, can you tell me how many cars you've stolen ? "

Yours , look outside

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’"

I'm too old, but a good snogger. Love the heels and the nails, but might be wary of letting you near the tackle in case you turn wild.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Uncoil a kinked garden hose.

Have a drink and a natter! X

Learn a northern accent from you

Snog the face off him.

Why ?

Coz you have a face that just cries out to be snogged.

Better go to Specsavers

Really?

Damn this place. Pay a compliment gets thrown back. Ah well!!’

I am not use to compliments, and according to your age range I'm to young. "

No harm in paying a compliment.

Can’t help the age range, just saying.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh I think she knows already

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Oh I think she knows already "

To have a good natter which we didn’t quite manage to do last time

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By *heeky-gingerWoman
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Oh I think she knows already

To have a good natter which we didn’t quite manage to do last time "

Find out what’s under all those sexy outfits

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over a year ago


"Oh I think she knows already

To have a good natter which we didn’t quite manage to do last time "

Handcuff and have my wicked way with her

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Oh I think she knows already

To have a good natter which we didn’t quite manage to do last time

Find out what’s under all those sexy outfits "

Dance barefoot in the rain with

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


"Oh I think she knows already

To have a good natter which we didn’t quite manage to do last time

Find out what’s under all those sexy outfits "

Kiss slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I think she knows already

To have a good natter which we didn’t quite manage to do last time

Find out what’s under all those sexy outfits

Kiss slowly "

Spray furniture polish on his head

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Remove fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remove fake tan"

If that's me I'm afraid I don't have a fake tan, it's in my genes. Sorry

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Was kidding.

Polish head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was kidding.

Polish head"

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was kidding.

Polish head

Harsh "

A brew and a chin wag about the meaning of life

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Watch my man make u wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather confident ain't we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather confident ain't we"

Chat and see where it leads

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Rather confident ain't we"
haha grabs ego and drags it back to reality

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Rather confident ain't we"
absolutely x

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over a year ago

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Rather confident ain't weabsolutely x"

Tea

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By *nvernessieMan
over a year ago

moray

Play darts or pool with

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

Shave something amusing into chest hair

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Rather confident ain't we haha grabs ego and drags it back to reality "
haha.. well I've never complained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it never hurts to make new frienships.

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife


"Rather confident ain't we haha grabs ego and drags it back to reality haha.. well I've never complained"

Spank for ruining the game

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Well it never hurts to make new frienships."

Suck and shave x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Order tea and scones

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Rather confident ain't we haha grabs ego and drags it back to reality haha.. well I've never complained"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a warm pullover on him!

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Put a warm pullover on him! "

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put a warm pullover on him! "

Haha it's hot where I am

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Pint

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Pint "

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you


"Rather confident ain't we"

Kiss those lips

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By *urndog1997Man
over a year ago

Altrincham

Try and deepthroat that gorgeous cocj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat his food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smile at her back

Shave his beard and wear it as a mirkin"

MMF with both of you

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By *urndog1997Man
over a year ago

Altrincham

I’d happily cook for you any time you wanted, what would you want me to cook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno shake hands?

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

Curious

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