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The human body.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

.....it’s a hugely fascinating and incredibly complex design.

If you were suddenly bestowed with deity like powers though, what changes would you make to the general human form?

A spare penis for men? A built in Sat Nav? Two arseholes? Three eyes? Anything you like....

Off you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it adapt to the environment it's in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common sense as a standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes in the back of my head

Oh wait I’m a mother I already have those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much fun as they do have when played with... Testicles on the inside!

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

A recharge socket for when I need a bit more energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, how about a hemipene for men?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Less injury prone knees, hips, ankles, wrists and backs.

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By *parkyWheelzWoman
over a year ago

Sebring


"A recharge socket for when I need a bit more energy."

THIS

Or interchangeable parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An additional vagina on each hip- for when you want to get fucked left, right And centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gills to breath in water

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Inflatable boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentally: give everyone compassion

Physically: the ability to turn of my menstrual cycle when not ‘breeding’ !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An additional vagina on each hip- for when you want to get fucked left, right And centre "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less injury prone knees, hips, ankles, wrists and backs. "

This! And when we do get injured, ability to heal quickly rather than taking months.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mentally: give everyone compassion

Physically: the ability to turn of my menstrual cycle when not ‘breeding’ !!!! "

Ooh yes. No thanks, twelve year old me didn't need that and that capability is not appropriate in a civilised society.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I think a second heart as possessed by Time Lord’s would be very useful.

Also, interchangeable sexual organs i.e a vagina and a penis - no one would ever get bored that way.

......actually, scrap the second one as NOTHING would ever get bloody done and society would likely grind to a halt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ajustable wheels on our ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An additional vagina on each hip- for when you want to get fucked left, right And centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock, so I could fuck myself, without the hassle some blokes come with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An additional vagina on each hip- for when you want to get fucked left, right And centre "

I laughed out loud at this

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

A penis safety catch - so it doesn't go off accidentally.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would also make all farts freshly scented and rich in sexually arousing pheromones to the opposite sex

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