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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kettle is very impressive though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or like your Uber driver sending a pic of his car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kettle lights up.

My vagina doesn't

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’d rather lure them in with a picture of my currant bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should see my kettle shake when it boils though....

Peach x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My kettle lights up.

My vagina doesn't "

I have a torch....just saying

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle "

Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You should see the size of my urn -phwooar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kettle lights up.

My vagina doesn't "

I've got one of those fancy RGB dicks

C

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"My kettle lights up.

My vagina doesn't "

What tastes fresher?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle

Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic "

It’s actually a wax work model

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"I’d rather lure them in with a picture of my currant bun "

They become hot cross bun soon

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Photo of my spout is going to attract spout lovers everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes to take a photo of my kettle whilst sat on the shitter*

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"*goes to take a photo of my kettle whilst sat on the shitter*"

You have a kettle in your toilet?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....

However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"*goes to take a photo of my kettle whilst sat on the shitter*

You have a kettle in your toilet? "
Nah -he can see the kettle from the shitter when he leaves the door open silly

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....

However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....

"

Hahaha

Not yours surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*goes to take a photo of my kettle whilst sat on the shitter*

You have a kettle in your toilet? "

I have hands.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"*goes to take a photo of my kettle whilst sat on the shitter*

You have a kettle in your toilet?

I have hands."

Bet that comes in handy lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....

However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....

Hahaha

Not yours surely? "

Haha,I may not have the cordon bleu presentation but I taste delicious... apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve still yet to find a meal I can smell on my nose hairs 24 hours later

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’ve still yet to find a meal I can smell on my nose hairs 24 hours later"

Lol the hopeless romantic thread is over there Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve still yet to find a meal I can smell on my nose hairs 24 hours later

Lol the hopeless romantic thread is over there Doc"

Operative word being hopeless

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....

However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....

Hahaha

Not yours surely?

Haha,I may not have the cordon bleu presentation but I taste delicious... apparently "

I may develop my first food addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle

Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic "

I'd say the words 'pot' and 'kettle' come to mind only he's already mentioned kettles

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle

Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic

I'd say the words 'pot' and 'kettle' come to mind only he's already mentioned kettles"

Humour is important, so is knowing when to take a post lightheartedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it whistle when its done

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Does it whistle when its done"

Some women do.

If they're shagging outside and it's windy.

A

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Does it whistle when its done

Some women do.

If they're shagging outside and it's windy.

A"

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