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By *laphe1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Thinking of paying for a man to give my wife a yoni massage birthday prezzy.Trouble is I dont know how she would react and would like to see her enjoy herself with a decent looking man who can offer proper massage and have a good body and thick dick for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a yoni?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Isn't it one of those yoghurt drinks that is good for your stomach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She swing as well then?

Yep she would appreciate a good massage google the ones in your area xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy from this site living in Scotland has very good meets with his Yoni massage techniques .... so I've heard.

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By *laphe1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

its one of those fancy tantric massage which concentrates on the vagina and clit

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By *laphe1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

not yet working on it

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Ask her who she normally gets to do it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"not yet working on it"

Don't force your wife to swing..If she don't want to do it then that is her choice. Ask her if she wants the massage if she says no then don't do it.. There is nothing worse than being put under pressure to do something you are not comfortable with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a yoni?"

ladies have a yoni, men have a lingam and you put them together for fun.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Thinking of paying for a man to give my wife a yoni massage birthday prezzy.Trouble is I dont know how she would react and would like to see her enjoy herself with a decent looking man who can offer proper massage and have a good body and thick dick for her"

Think it'd be a result if she's up for it, nothing better for her with all that ecstatic fuss

I enjoy doing em

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want a bear massaging your wife? What about poor Boo Boo?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thinking of paying for a man to give my wife a yoni massage birthday prezzy.Trouble is I dont know how she would react and would like to see her enjoy herself with a decent looking man who can offer proper massage and have a good body and thick dick for her"

sounds like a recipe for a great time..

either it will go swimmingly or totally pear shaped, whats to lose eh..

try speaking to the woman m8, lest you may end up with a single guys profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking of paying for a man to give my wife a yoni massage birthday prezzy.Trouble is I dont know how she would react and would like to see her enjoy herself with a decent looking man who can offer proper massage and have a good body and thick dick for her

sounds like a recipe for a great time..

either it will go swimmingly or totally pear shaped, whats to lose eh..

try speaking to the woman m8, lest you may end up with a single guys profile...."

He has got a single man's profile with no mention of a wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Hell people - a guy should know if his wife fantasises about this or not! - or at least she should know if he fantasises about her doing it!!

From my own experience with exploration in tantric massage there are very few exponents who are advertising. A handful of ladies of course, who are doing something a bit different from a more conventional massage service, but you will struggle to find a bona-fide trained male massuer who does the tantric service to climax.

And from my personal experience - most of the prople who do explore tantric techniques seriously do it with their partners and are not, well, er, male models, to put it bluntly!

So you probably will be better off checking out a few guys on here to see which ones take her fancy (cos that is a personal thing) and then seeing if the guy could do a role play where he teases her with suggestive massage for 30-40 mins to get her worked up and then starts to touch her more intimately so she realises this is the real deal....then let nature take its course.

Inidentally, I have done this for a few people myself and it usually pays if the Massuer knows how the 'victim's' fantasy goes, so they can make it that little bit better.

Good Luck - hopes it works out - your reward should be worth waiting for if it does!!

H

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thinking of paying for a man to give my wife a yoni massage birthday prezzy.Trouble is I dont know how she would react and would like to see her enjoy herself with a decent looking man who can offer proper massage and have a good body and thick dick for her

sounds like a recipe for a great time..

either it will go swimmingly or totally pear shaped, whats to lose eh..

try speaking to the woman m8, lest you may end up with a single guys profile....

He has got a single man's profile with no mention of a wife."

Sassy,

gadzooks me lady are you saying he / they / whomever may not be actually ..ahem... what they portend to be..??

whatever next...

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By *laphe1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

thanks for any advice offered ,and for pointing out that my profile says single,single only as far as swinging goes married yes,didnt realise my profile had to be precise.So much truth on here isnt there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks for any advice offered ,and for pointing out that my profile says single,single only as far as swinging goes married yes,didnt realise my profile had to be precise.So much truth on here isnt there?"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"thanks for any advice offered ,and for pointing out that my profile says single,single only as far as swinging goes married yes,didnt realise my profile had to be precise.So much truth on here isnt there? "

+1

ask your wife if she thinks it precise enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't send a msg to you privately as you have blockes males ??????

I already advertise on a few web sites providing a Yoni massage and although I live in Lincoln, I do travel to Rochdale for work. (was there over Christmas/New Year) Will be going there again towards the end of Jan.

If you are genuine and your wife actually want this, I would do if after a traditional aromatherapy full body massage. To do both will cost £85 and last around an hour and a half to two hrs.

But she has to want it as she needs to completely relax or you are wasting your money and my time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"thanks for any advice offered ,and for pointing out that my profile says single,single only as far as swinging goes married yes,didnt realise my profile had to be precise.So much truth on here isnt there?"

Only from the honest ones. Don't let it worry you x

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley


"thanks for any advice offered ,and for pointing out that my profile says single,single only as far as swinging goes married yes,didnt realise my profile had to be precise.So much truth on here isnt there?"

No point in being on here otherwise...you will either get "sussed out" or mess up totally your existing relationship.

Just a friendly bit of non judgemental advise.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

im on metacafe watching a lovely yoni massage ........ he's fifteen minutes in and not touched the yoni yet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What does

Und ober dur cleetorees mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im on metacafe watching a lovely yoni massage ........ he's fifteen minutes in and not touched the yoni yet "

well let that be a lesson to us all

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"im on metacafe watching a lovely yoni massage ........ he's fifteen minutes in and not touched the yoni yet "

typical bloke, cant find it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a friend here in Leeds that wanted something very similar which I arranged easily. If you google search sensual massage Yorkshire I think you'll come across a chap called simon offering this service. Basically, he comes to you, give the most amazing 2 hour massage and then if the lady is arosed suffientely and wishes to be naughty, fun may ensue.

My friend loved the attention at the time.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


" Basically, he comes to you, give the most amazing 2 hour massage and then if the lady is arosed suffientely and wishes to be naughty, fun may ensue.

My friend loved the attention at the time.

Hope this helps."

Always a catch

Can't just ever be a massage

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Thinking of paying for a man to give my wife a yoni massage birthday prezzy.Trouble is I dont know how she would react and would like to see her enjoy herself with a decent looking man who can offer proper massage and have a good body and thick dick for her"

why dont u be honest about the fact you are on a swinging site with her for her birthday...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"thanks for any advice offered ,and for pointing out that my profile says single,single only as far as swinging goes married yes,didnt realise my profile had to be precise.So much truth on here isnt there?"

you are an adulterer ,ad u think ppl wouldnt want to know!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

If she definitely wants this to be special and memorable I suggest you head south, to just east of London.

The Yoni way is Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, regarding this chap that gives the sensual massage. There was no catch, if the female client just wanted a naked 2 hr deep tissue massage, that's all she got.

If she wanted a sensual experience, then fine, that was entertained.

If the lady wished to take things further, then likewise, that was discussed.... but the key to all of this is, you can't have too much of an expectation before you kick off. If you do, folks just get frustrated and that creates bigger problems.

Going with the flow is cool.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've a friend here in Leeds that wanted something very similar which I arranged easily. If you google search sensual massage Yorkshire I think you'll come across a chap called simon offering this service. Basically, he comes to you, give the most amazing 2 hour massage and then if the lady is arosed suffientely and wishes to be naughty, fun may ensue.

My friend loved the attention at the time.

Hope this helps."

Go on ....admit it. You're Simon and I claim my £1000

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"im on metacafe watching a lovely yoni massage ........ he's fifteen minutes in and not touched the yoni yet

typical bloke, cant find it.."

hahahahaaaaaaaaa I just got that! I went to look for the link for you ....Dohhhhhhhhhh

No he knew where it was.. but I thought I was going to come waiting for him to get there.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a friend here in Leeds that wanted something very similar which I arranged easily. If you google search sensual massage Yorkshire I think you'll come across a chap called simon offering this service. Basically, he comes to you, give the most amazing 2 hour massage and then if the lady is arosed suffientely and wishes to be naughty, fun may ensue.

My friend loved the attention at the time.

Hope this helps.

Go on ....admit it. You're Simon and I claim my £1000"

Alas, nope, I'm not Simon. I take my hat off to the guy, as I'm sure not all his clients are drop dead gorgeous yet he has to work his magic regardless.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We've had a couple of meets with your wife whilst you were at a meet yourself -she loves a lovely sensual massage, great lady but she feels neglected and lonely hence the swinging! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Whoops - was it something I said? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its one of those fancy tantric massage which concentrates on the vagina and clit"

Why have I never heard of this? I want one!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"its one of those fancy tantric massage which concentrates on the vagina and clit

Why have I never heard of this? I want one!"

+ 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its one of those fancy tantric massage which concentrates on the vagina and clit

Why have I never heard of this? I want one!"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well read my profile! Very well trained in tantric massage both yoni and lingam

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