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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false

Live long and prosper....dash x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

False - if I was sat with a group of men however, true

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

False, I wouldn’t risk wetting myself in fear of them talking about me. I would if someone was likely to steal my seat whilst I’m gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not that discreet. I would talk about you to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are far worse than women for gossiping

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping "

I disagree with you on that point

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

I disagree with you on that point"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We carry on talking whilst in the toilet cubicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick your friends wisely, in this case change them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, we carry on talking the same crap when someone pops to the loo.

Noone misses anything.

If it's in mine or my daughter's house you can carry on the conversation from the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping "

Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious

They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

I disagree with you on that point"

Men don't say enough for it to be classed as gossip.

Reminds me of an awesome joke that sums it up quite well.

"I was at the gym the other day working out with my buddy Joey. And he goes "hey, man, I'm getting a divorce." I said "Wow, that sucks. Can you spot me?"

That was our whole conversation! So then I go home to my wife, and I say "Hey, Joey is getting a divorce." She goes "Oh, my God! What happened?"

"I dunno." "What do you mean you don't know? Is she cheating on him, is he cheating on her?" "Again, I'm not holding anything back here, I don't know!"

She goes "Bill, someone tells you they're getting a divorce and you don't ask any questions?" And I go "Well, that's because he didn't ask me a question! He didn't say 'hey Bill, what do you think about me getting a divorce?', he said, 'I'm getting a divorce', which said to me, 'I require no further input on your part.'" If he had said 'What do you think about me getting a divorce?', I'd have said, 'Well, you're gonna be dating again, so you should work on your abs'."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I watched loose women earlier,or the housewives of itv, seriously the bunch of sanctimonious sheep dressed has lambs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping "

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

I disagree with you on that point

Men don't say enough for it to be classed as gossip.

Reminds me of an awesome joke that sums it up quite well.

"I was at the gym the other day working out with my buddy Joey. And he goes "hey, man, I'm getting a divorce." I said "Wow, that sucks. Can you spot me?"

That was our whole conversation! So then I go home to my wife, and I say "Hey, Joey is getting a divorce." She goes "Oh, my God! What happened?"

"I dunno." "What do you mean you don't know? Is she cheating on him, is he cheating on her?" "Again, I'm not holding anything back here, I don't know!"

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious

They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work."

I agree some of the blokes I know are terrible, don’t tell them anything you don’t want anyone else to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. "

Who's Claire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. "

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?"

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched loose women earlier,or the housewives of itv, seriously the bunch of sanctimonious sheep dressed has lambs"

Seriously? You think we're all like them? They are paid to sit around and talk shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you know Claire.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance."

Terry is you, innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious

They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?"

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I'm not that discreet. I would talk about you to you...

I would say it to your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious

They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work.

I agree some of the blokes I know are terrible, don’t tell them anything you don’t want anyone else to know."

One of my brother's in law was so bad we called him the News of the World.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.

Terry is you, innit."

She’s on the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire."

You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.

Terry is you, innit.

She’s on the case. "

You look like a Terry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.

Terry is you, innit.

She’s on the case.

You look like a Terry."

You look like a Claire.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't women go to the toilet together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance."

Does Claire have a big pair,or even a big pear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.

Does Claire have a big pair,or even a big pear?"

She has both, she also has an arse that won’t quit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.

You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.

What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

Who's Claire?

She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.

Terry is you, innit.

She’s on the case.

You look like a Terry.

You look like a Claire."

I'm an éclair

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.

You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.

What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you"

Do you really want to yurt me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.

You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.

What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you"

It's a kind of tent. I think they are round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.

You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.

What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you"

A yurt is my home, it’s like a wigwam but bigger and better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.

How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?

Do you fancy Claire?

I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.

You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.

What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you

A yurt is my home, it’s like a wigwam but bigger and better."

Your two tents,you need a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False women always go to the toilet together

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"False women always go to the toilet together

At one stage some Liverpool clubs had two toilets in one cubicle for precisely that reason, so you could sit (and shit) and chat with your mate...

I always thought eeeeeeh.

Dunno if this was a thing elsewhere n the country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"False women always go to the toilet together

At one stage some Liverpool clubs had two toilets in one cubicle for precisely that reason, so you could sit (and shit) and chat with your mate...

I always thought eeeeeeh.

Dunno if this was a thing elsewhere n the country?"

Never saw it here

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I avoid going out with groups of women!!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. "

Put a TV in there and the convo always turns to blow jobs.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"False women always go to the toilet together

At one stage some Liverpool clubs had two toilets in one cubicle for precisely that reason, so you could sit (and shit) and chat with your mate...

I always thought eeeeeeh.

Dunno if this was a thing elsewhere n the country?"

Yeah we had a club in Hull that had that. Probably designed by a man who thought that women shared cubicles because they wanted to not because of the severe lack of cubicles in most ladies loos so you go in with your mate to save time when there’s a huge queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false

Live long and prosper....dash x"

Woman are not that bitchy OP

Men on the other hand can be cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false

Live long and prosper....dash x

Woman are not that bitchy OP

Men on the other hand can be cruel

I disagree with both statements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends and i have an understanding that if you're not there then you're the one being talked about.

We all do things that annoy each other, that's normal, we've accepted that.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My friends and i have an understanding that if you're not there then you're the one being talked about.

We all do things that annoy each other, that's normal, we've accepted that. "

Haha, and that's WHY you won't find me out with a group of women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 men together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah fuck off then you twat”. Once they’ve gone the 2 men left will agree what a great chap he is!

3 women together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah love you babes!”. Once they’ve gone the 2 women left will start bitching about her...

That’s the way it works innit? You all KNOW it’s the truth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are far worse than women for gossiping

Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious

They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work.

I agree some of the blokes I know are terrible, don’t tell them anything you don’t want anyone else to know.

One of my brother's in law was so bad we called him the News of the World. "
Ha ha my mum and dad used to call their neighbour that, he was that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 men together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah fuck off then you twat”. Once they’ve gone the 2 men left will agree what a great chap he is!

3 women together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah love you babes!”. Once they’ve gone the 2 women left will start bitching about her...

That’s the way it works innit? You all KNOW it’s the truth!!

I'd never call anyone "babes"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Men are just as mean when it comes to gossip. Fuck men say some shitty things!

Women are bitchy gossips who do it as a way of bonding (sometimes using it for the the greater good).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d assume that if one goes to the toilet,...they’d all go together.

isn’t that what they do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d assume that if one goes to the toilet,...they’d all go together.

isn’t that what they do? "

Get back to the 90's! We're strong independent women more than capable of peeing alone.....unless we want to gossip about someone

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d assume that if one goes to the toilet,...they’d all go together.

isn’t that what they do? "

Yes,and then they all dance round their handbags

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

If you are authentic they will admire you, however if you appear to be fake they will shit on you.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

all the gossip i get on here comes from the men. like at lot of fish wives some of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all the gossip i get on here comes from the men. like at lot of fish wives some of them

Fish wives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I avoid going out with groups of women!!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false

Live long and prosper....dash x"
is this why they all go together.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I asked Alexa last night " what do women want " . I'm at work now, I've just left her chatting away .

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