FabSwingers.com forum: I'm sorry, your profile does not meet the site standards

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

crafty crafty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh fuck, think I can spot a problem area

I'll have to rethink this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

Would mine pass?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I messaged you our profile and you didn't even bother to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean my onesie pic won't cut it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I browsed earlier ..... there's some very strange ones on here

I'm not normally stuck for words in a message but I would have struggled to have composed something based on what they'd written!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

....... View's posting the disclaimer now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fuck, think I can spot a problem area

I'll have to rethink this one

cough, cough, I'll only accept BJ's from ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck, think I can spot a problem area

I'll have to rethink this one

Tuh,,,,, and I was just about to accept the forfeit too …… sigh !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. I'm safe!

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

So what do you think of mine

reply by pm please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does that mean my onesie pic won't cut it?

You're ok, and as an ever present on my hotlist, you're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

got summat in your eye? lol

you're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on the reserve list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fuck, think I can spot a problem area

I'll have to rethink this one

Tuh,,,,, and I was just about to accept the forfeit too …… sigh !!!!!

I'm a sucker for a great pair of legs but your stubble might scratch me nuts. For that reason, you get a free pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I messaged you our profile and you didn't even bother to reply

Just read your profile, and think you'll have to go straight to the oral exam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it I am supposed to be writting a killer website, every time I hit the upload button I find myself refreshing the forum and getting dragged into posts, don't have time to re-write the profile as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

will a fuck do instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

will a fuck do instead

I could be persuaded to consider alternative assignments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

will a fuck do instead

I could be persuaded to consider alternative assignments

witwoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how new do they have to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck, think I can spot a problem area

I'll have to rethink this one

cough, cough, I'll only accept BJ's from ladies

No contract riders allowed. Besides, just close your eyes and think I'm a bearded lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how new do they have to be

Your profiles fine but I'm trying to think of an excuse to con a BJ from Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how new do they have to be

Your profiles fine but I'm trying to think of an excuse to con a BJ from Mrs

no excuse needed

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

hmmmm im i bad for considering re writing my profile to deliberatly fail .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmmm im i bad for considering re writing my profile to deliberatly fail .......

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

Thank God for point 2!

It's bloody hard working for Sidney Uni with all these legally binding disclaimers on profiles.

Anything that you can do to assist us in our work & help remove these barriers will be much appreciated...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do I have to take my teeth out Jack ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Damn better go re-do profile, but maybe not today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm secretly hoping mines a fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFfs Jack...

If I take Sydney off me profile too... I may as well hide it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best re do our profile! Or maybe not lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, ours is ancient, but I aint re-writing it!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ooohhhhh !!! just thought !!! im gonna go set up some more profiles so i can fail the check multipal times and be held to task !!! hehe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooohhhhh !!! just thought !!! im gonna go set up some more profiles so i can fail the check multipal times and be held to task !!! hehe!!

me too

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I browsed earlier ..... there's some very strange ones on here

I'm not normally stuck for words in a message but I would have struggled to have composed something based on what they'd written!!!"

Not quite as bad as having to compose a reply to some of the messages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does everything have to be so full of rules?

Why no tolerance?

If you dont like somebodies profile then just move on. They might not like yours.

Truth is everybody is entitled to do what is right fo rthem as long as they are following site rules.

A lot of the clique on here think everything should be done to suit the few.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

uh-oh, here comes the NSOH brigade

**Scuttles off to add Sydney Uni shite and replace profile text with "May I give you a BJ"**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"uh-oh, here comes the NSOH brigade

**Scuttles off to add Sydney Uni shite and replace profile text with "May I give you a BJ"**

Any chance we can add a sense of humour required button!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh yes, that old loophole.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ahh yes, that old loophole."

hey some guys would be happy with any hole pmsl !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I want all new profiles to be sent to me for authorization.

One liners will be rejected.

Profiles with the Sidney Uni disclaimer will be rejected.

Three rejections and you will have to give me a blow job and plead leniency

But we want to meet the guys at Sydney Uni!!! Check us out - surely a pass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooohhhhh !!! just thought !!! im gonna go set up some more profiles so i can fail the check multipal times and be held to task !!! hehe!!

me too

and me...

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