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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Innuendos are what get me through the day, saying something with a cheeky smile always lightens the mood. So, with that in mind, how can you describe a sport, or how you play a sport in the most segestive way you can

Badminton - just whack the cock when it comes towards you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swimming-dive into the wetness and give it your best stroke until someone comes first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby .. something something hooker

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Caber tossing

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Football, he dribbled a lot before he finally shoots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caber tossing"

Nothing else needs to be said here.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Caber tossing

Nothing else needs to be said here. "

Best if its a good long length

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tug of war

Pulling as hard as you can til it's all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ping pong....let the paddle smack the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snooker....always something long and hard surrounded by balls

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Snooker....always something long and hard surrounded by balls"

Trying to get it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Golf

Swinging your club and stoking your ball down the course until you're in the hole and playing 18 holes in one afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cricket. Tickling the balls down to fine leg. Or knocking one down third man's throat.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Pole vaulting

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Luge -call it a typo sport the "B" is very close by on the keyboard ya know

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Snooker....always something long and hard surrounded by balls

Trying to get it in"

Pot the pink or the brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rowing - the stroke depends on the cocks.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Actual bit of cricket commentary -

'The Batsmens Holding, the bowlers Willey'

Michael Holding and Peter Willey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

backdoor slider ! Baseball reference

And

Hole In one for golf (or is that just me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actual bit of cricket commentary -

'The Batsmens Holding, the bowlers Willey'

Michael Holding and Peter Willey! "

Other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.

Got to love golf!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.

Haha enjoyed reading this one!

Got to love golf!!!"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Bikers - go in harder and deeper

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"Actual bit of cricket commentary -

'The Batsmens Holding, the bowlers Willey'

Michael Holding and Peter Willey!

Other way round. "

Doh! Read it so many times as well, apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.

Haha enjoyed reading this one!

Got to love golf!!!"

I love golf, I’m not at all competitive in a foursome, I always give a pat on the back when I see my pal sink into the hole before me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ping pong....let the paddle smack the balls"

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Rowing - all that bum-shoving and a tiny cox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building a sweat when picking up speed till all wet and sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jiu Jitsu - get all sweaty rolling around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.

Haha enjoyed reading this one!

Got to love golf!!!

I love golf, I’m not at all competitive in a foursome, I always give a pat on the back when I see my pal sink into the hole before me. "

Yes, once you get to the short strokes, you don’t want him to miss and cum up short. Better to follow through.

I even play with myself sometimes for practice, get my niblick all polished, get my grip sorted for the next foursome.

Need to keep my head down and not finish too early. Straight down the middle is my aim,

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