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If sex was an Olympic sport..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..I still wouldn’t get to be an Olympian and neither would you, but I’d be a great armchair supporter. Is this something you would get behind ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..I still wouldn’t get to be an Olympian and neither would you, but I’d be a great armchair supporter. Is this something you would get behind ?!"

But you only have a beanbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe region level tho minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get behind the armchair when the Daleks appear on TV still.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If pole vaulters don’t drive, how do they get their pole to the ground, do they take it on the bus ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d still be warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, I can be pretty quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d still be warming up "

I’d pull a muscle and be out for the season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One event could be the furthest ejaculation.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

How would it work as a sport?

Would it need a panel of judges? Would you get marked on rhythm and style? And the all important dismount?

Or would it be a speed event? Or maybe an endurance event?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One event could be the furthest ejaculation. "

On my day, i could get through the first round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would it work as a sport?

Would it need a panel of judges? Would you get marked on rhythm and style? And the all important dismount?

Or would it be a speed event? Or maybe an endurance event? "

It will be like gymnastics, but wetter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be one of the volunteers giving a hand in organising things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be either a trampolinist or something involving water sports!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be one of the volunteers giving a hand in organising things. "

Then someone would pull out early and you’d be the hero to come in and get us to the final.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll aim for Silver, I don’t want to cum first

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hey Rubi

I’d want to be security, body checks for hidden stuff. It could be a strip and look scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a trainer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a trainer. "

That's someone to train me, not one shoe.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Think I could even beat the doped up Russians.

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Would it be like swimming? So different strokes, different distance, group events.

Not sure many people would be interested in the 50m freestyle it would be over too quick, but I would definitely watch the mixed 4x400 medley

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Marathon for me....you can insert your own snickers here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I wouldn't win in anything... unless you win Gold for cuming last!

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