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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head "

people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head

people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! "
im not my mother had me tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pull Pull my finger's finger....it's a trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head

people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested "

I take it the results were inconclusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't pull Pull my finger's finger....it's a trap

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how do u know iv not fingered you yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

statistically when flying.. chances of being a bomb on the plane 1 in a million. Chances of 2 seperate bombs 1 in ten million...so be safe ..take a live bomb with you

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't fall asleep with silicon earplugs in your hand & half waken, decide to eat the sweets in your hand & find out how bitty earplugs go when chewed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't fall asleep with silicon earplugs in your hand & half waken, decide to eat the sweets in your hand & find out how bitty earplugs go when chewed."
if you swollow its silent but deadly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head

people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested

I take it the results were inconclusive "
just a little giddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head

people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested

I take it the results were inconclusive just a little giddy"

Way I heard it the report contained the phrase "mad as a box of frogs, inside a sack of squirrels"

But continuing the safety theme, never answer the phone while ironing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head

people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested

I take it the results were inconclusive just a little giddy

Way I heard it the report contained the phrase "mad as a box of frogs, inside a sack of squirrels"

But continuing the safety theme, never answer the phone while ironing. "
hope your reading folks this id important learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a chocolate eclair. You get funny looks when you do that

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Never whistle with a mouth full of blancmange

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over a year ago

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Never suck a tangtastic during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never suck a tangtastic during sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always look both ways when crossing the road...unless those ways are up and down in which case ask a green man for assistance

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