FabSwingers.com forum: what movie ending would you change?

By *r Stagger Lee OP Man
over a year ago

torquay

what movie endings would you change and how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end of the last Potter film is such a let down. Harry shouldn't have thrown the Elder Wand away and to jump forward 20 years and portray them as having led some sort of accountant's life is just naff. The boy saved the world for God's sake, he'd be the top magicky bloke thingy in the Ministry of Magic at least.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Clint Eastwood one, about the car.

I'd like to have seen him do a dirty Harry on the fekkers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rambo 1... In scene one...

The sheriff shoots him for being a sulky smartarse... The end!!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

ET stays!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Witness

Harrison Ford would stop the car and drive back to Kelly McGillis and live happily ever after as an Amish farmer

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

oh and Bridges of Madison County

Meryl Streep would go off with Clint Eastwood when he waits for her at the traffic lights.

Guess it wouldnt be quite the same film though then...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is blasphemy but : The Sound of Music.

Ends with an orgy with the nuns. And the MILF superior. Mel Brooks comes on screen and says :

"Now that is virgin on the ridiculous, that's all folks!"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"oh and Bridges of Madison County

Meryl Streep would go off with Clint Eastwood when he waits for her at the traffic lights.

Guess it wouldnt be quite the same film though then..."

Oh yeah, and Kramer v Kramer.

I don't care how good an actress she may be , but she should never have got custody of the little boy.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

the empire strikes back and darth vadar says the immortal words..luke your mum and i were swingers and we had lots of unprotected sex so i dont know who your dad is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The black guy in the Green Mile won amnesty ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool Hand Luke .... Luke didn't get shot dead ...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Are wedding videos allowed?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

play it backwards so it ends with the wife getting in the car and driving off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh and Bridges of Madison County

Meryl Streep would go off with Clint Eastwood when he waits for her at the traffic lights.

Guess it wouldnt be quite the same film though then..."
lol....im in agreement i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The end of the last Potter film is such a let down. Harry shouldn't have thrown the Elder Wand away and to jump forward 20 years and portray them as having led some sort of accountant's life is just naff. The boy saved the world for God's sake, he'd be the top magicky bloke thingy in the Ministry of Magic at least."

i know a total let down,after the build up/hype to end playing happy families

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Legend . Will smith survives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know a total let down,after the build up/hype to end playing happy families

Can I cheat and say change the whole of Godfather part Three?! Total Pants and disgraced the other two! Still, money talks, eh? Never seen a cinema audience so disappointed at the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched the german version of funny games and all it is,is disturbing, so i watched the american re-make hoping they would of given it a more upbeat ending but no, both disturbing!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

'The greatest story ever told'.....

They put Jesus on the cross....but take him down after 45 minutes for good behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Legend . Will smith survives.

There is an alternate ending....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"oh and Bridges of Madison County

Meryl Streep would go off with Clint Eastwood when he waits for her at the traffic lights.

Guess it wouldnt be quite the same film though then...lol....im in agreement i think

ohh its on now

Tonight might be the night...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh and Bridges of Madison County

Meryl Streep would go off with Clint Eastwood when he waits for her at the traffic lights.

Guess it wouldnt be quite the same film though then...lol....im in agreement i think

ohh its on now

Tonight might be the night..."
oh sod that!! i dont wanna boo hoo tonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim Burtons Planet of the Apes....the most WTF?! ending ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have changed ET

he should have buggered off before the film started

And the nazis should have got her in the sound of music before she sang

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Heat. I would let De-Niro live and escape

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By *r Stagger Lee OP Man
over a year ago

torquay

home alone ,the parents should of been arrested for neglect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MacBeth:

Lady M's handwash works...

Burnham wood gets Dutch Elm disease...

Ends with MacDuff and Malcolm heading off to Brokeback Nevis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great escape mcqueen makes the second barbed wire fence

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"oh and Bridges of Madison County

Meryl Streep would go off with Clint Eastwood when he waits for her at the traffic lights.

Guess it wouldnt be quite the same film though then..."
yes but it would stop me blubbering

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"The black guy in the Green Mile won amnesty ....

I agree and then I would'nt be sobbing my heart out every time I watch it

Also My sisters keeper,the ending in that pissed me off completely as id read the book first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alvin and the chipmunks....I'd have hung the rodents thus stopping these irritating follow-ups x

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would have changed ET

he should have buggered off before the film started

And the nazis should have got her in the sound of music before she sang

Or Julie could have got her tits out, rather than waiting for SOB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tim Burtons Planet of the Apes....the most WTF?! ending ever

Actually it's closer to the original book than the 1966 film.

I'd like to see King Kong pull all the planes down from the sky and somehow get back to his island

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am always tempted to say "titanic" but since we all chanted "let him die.." and cheered the ending I'd be lying.....

tempted to say "thelma and louise" driving off the cliff....

I wouldn't say change the ending... but continue on "the italian job" for an extra half hour would have been cool....

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"The black guy in the Green Mile won amnesty ....

I agree and then I would'nt be sobbing my heart out every time I watch it

Also My sisters keeper,the ending in that pissed me off completely as id read the book first"

Have you read the book The Green Mile? Had me crying more than the film did, and that's a lot!!!

I'd personally change Avatar, it could easily have finished 90 minutes in, and made a sequel.

Oh and Happy Feet, I'd change that one by shooting the person that presented the script to the makers, so it never saw the light of day!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The Vikings.

Tony Curtis would realise Kirk Douglas was his brother and not plunge the sword deep into his chest....

They would bond and lead together ...

Odin ..Odin ... send de wind to turn de tide......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Yeller didn't get rabies and shot!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If only Steve McQueen had cleared the fence.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Gerard Butler shouldn’t die at the end of Law Abiding Citizen. Jamie Fox (and the star trek guy) should have hired him and formed the ultimate crime fighting trio.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"'The greatest story ever told'.....

They put Jesus on the cross....but take him down after 45 minutes for good behaviour."

but he had been a very naughty boy..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If only Steve McQueen had cleared the fence."

dont like to say this but it was'nt him on the bike...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Von Ryans express, big Frank makes it on to the train..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Von Ryans express, big Frank makes it on to the train..

I am with you on that boy did I cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rambo 1 both Rambo and Teasle should have died as in the book,that way the author would not have made a prick of himself by writing the sequel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a different ending to Steve Martins bollix attempt to play Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther,,,…..

Perhaps incorporating some type of audio visual hypnotic special effect during the closing credits to remove all memory from the viewer of having ever watched this terrible movie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Beauty..Total nonsense. He would have (of?) shagged her

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There's no recent film I can think of where the ending has bugged me that much to be honest... TV shows, on the other hand, you can quite happily delete Lost from my mind after waiting all those years for THAT ending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd personally change Avatar, it could easily have finished 90 minutes

Or if you had already seen Pocahontas,not bothered at all

It's virtually the same story

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

"American Beauty..Total nonsense. He would have (of?) shagged her"

Really? I much prefer him realising that his obsession was creepy and a bit wrong. If they'd had sex the whole film would have been kinda pointless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"American Beauty..Total nonsense. He would have (of?) shagged her

Really? I much prefer him realising that his obsession was creepy and a bit wrong. If they'd had sex the whole film would have been kinda pointless!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic, surely by now they all know it is going to sink

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Von Ryans express, big Frank makes it on to the train..

I am with you on that boy did I cry

saw it when i was about 12 ish..

big wake up seeing the 'good guy' get the chop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the ending of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy - move it forward about 6 hours.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

in escape to victory that the lino/ref had not have disallowed that goal... so that sly stallones penalty save was the winning act..

oooh... and ivan drago had won at the end of rocky 4... so we didn't have to put up with that rediculous speech at the end... and rocky 5 and 6!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terminator Salvation, theres a part of the ending i'd rejigg a little, to dampen the sentimentality slightly.

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