FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the key to getting message replies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write decent messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a supporters badge.

Definite message winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you approach someone in the real world? In public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance "

Read the profile first, pick out something you can draw on and use as a convo starter... rather than the usual eloquent “wanna fuck?” messages

Attach a pic if you’re able to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite, put yourself in the shoes of the other person/s. Of it's a couple enquire about both of them. Be honest. Don't be crude or crass. Don't be arrogant. Tell them a bit about you, what you're looking for and why you chose to message them.. instead of everyone else.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I dunno Op. I never get message replies

If you've been here before, isn't that code for you know what to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when I get a message I look at the profile first. It's a big factor in whether I'll reply or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno Op. I never get message replies

If you've been here before, isn't that code for you know what to do? "

You never get replies? Are they mad!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually when I get a message I look at the profile first. It's a big factor in whether I'll reply or not. "

Same

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Only message people who appear to be looking for a guy like you. Be polite, don't talk about sex or if you do don't be a dirty perv about it. Don't be pushy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste it's a winner

Try the radical approach, this isn't for the faint hearted either. Ok brace yourself read the profile and then within your message make references to said profile, keep it clean and never ever send a dick pic unless they've asked for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno Op. I never get message replies

If you've been here before, isn't that code for you know what to do?

You never get replies? Are they mad!?

It’s true.

She’s actually rather boring in private.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

‘People’ expect all different kinds of replies, there’s not one reply that suits everyone.

Comment about their profile/photographs to start with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno Op. I never get message replies

If you've been here before, isn't that code for you know what to do?

You never get replies? Are they mad!?

It’s true.

She’s actually rather boring in private."

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Before I even open a message I’ll check out the sender’s profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy and paste it's a winner

Radical is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno Op. I never get message replies

If you've been here before, isn't that code for you know what to do?

You never get replies? Are they mad!?

It’s true.

She’s actually rather boring in private.

Oooooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just send pictures. That gets a response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is a dick pic too forward and do you send another message if you hear nothing as some people get so many they do a group delete

Plus I haven’t got any verifications yet which is an issue but no one is giving me a chance so can’t win

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There isn't a key. There are things you can do to improve your chances.

Read the profile to ensure you are compatible. That means you fit what they want and they fit what you want. I know that's obvious but you'd be surprised...

If they ask for a face picture with first message and you're comfortable with it, send one.

If they ask you to jump through hoops eg put elephant in the message title, send a pic with you touching your nose and you don't want to do it, don't send a message anyway.

Make your first message brief but include something that is a conversation starter.

Good luck

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

For me the first message needs to be funny, eye-catching, maybe cheeky but not crude.

I can tell a cut and paste message a mile off, so try to tailor it to whoever you are messaging.

I like clear, interesting photos.A load of cock shots are off putting.

Then the profile needs to have some thought gone into it and be positive, not a list of negative stuff.

Hope this helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good evening dear lady.

i hope this message finds you well.

no? oh well lets by-pass that for now and talk about you.

i got a feeling your the kind of woman that like moonlight walks along against the backdrop of a calm river on a warm summers night hand in hand with a man talking about nothing.

and what about them flowers you were holding at the time? where they your favorites? of course they were, im good like that guessing the things you like.

and that perfume you wear, so intoxicating and makes you smell so divine i could tell that a really special women like you would only wear something like that. clearly a women of impecable taste and beauty such a rare thing on a website such as this.

are you a lover of chocolates? because i am and i attend many exclusive fairs tasting delights from all around the world and maybe once we get to know a little more about each other you would like to come along for a glass of bubbly and some fancy chocs.

talking of bubbly i have a wide selection available and i do like a women who can enjoy the finer things in life as well as and educated man like myself.

and this is why i messaged you today to ask you one very important question.

do you swallow or spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a dick pic too forward and do you send another message if you hear nothing as some people get so many they do a group delete

Plus I haven’t got any verifications yet which is an issue but no one is giving me a chance so can’t win "

Go to a group social and get some social veris. That's one up from none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a dick pic too forward and do you send another message if you hear nothing as some people get so many they do a group delete

Plus I haven’t got any verifications yet which is an issue but no one is giving me a chance so can’t win "

I hate cock pics being sent to me, my profile states I don’t want them, but others may like them.

And I’m unsure, I check all my messages before deleting, but I also do a bulk delete weekly (I just check them all on a free evening). Maybe send one more, and if you still don’t hear anything, don’t message again.

Get on the cam rooms and ask someone to verify you if you think not being verified is an issue

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is a dick pic too forward and do you send another message if you hear nothing as some people get so many they do a group delete

Plus I haven’t got any verifications yet which is an issue but no one is giving me a chance so can’t win "

Yes a dick pic is too forward. Send one more message, no more. You can get a verification by attending an organised social if there is one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the recipient a reason to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good evening dear lady.

i hope this message finds you well.

no? oh well lets by-pass that for now and talk about you.

i got a feeling your the kind of woman that like moonlight walks along against the backdrop of a calm river on a warm summers night hand in hand with a man talking about nothing.

and what about them flowers you were holding at the time? where they your favorites? of course they were, im good like that guessing the things you like.

talking of bubbly i have a wide selection available and i do like a women who can enjoy the finer things in life as well as and educated man like myself.

and this is why i messaged you today to ask you one very important question.

do you swallow or spit

If I ever got a message like that, I’d fecking gargle and blow bubbles out of it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give the recipient a reason to reply"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I get on the cam rooms. I use an iPhone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good evening dear lady.

i hope this message finds you well.

no? oh well lets by-pass that for now and talk about you.

i got a feeling your the kind of woman that like moonlight walks along against the backdrop of a calm river on a warm summers night hand in hand with a man talking about nothing.

and what about them flowers you were holding at the time? where they your favorites? of course they were, im good like that guessing the things you like.

talking of bubbly i have a wide selection available and i do like a women who can enjoy the finer things in life as well as and educated man like myself.

and this is why i messaged you today to ask you one very important question.

do you swallow or spit

If I ever got a message like that, I’d fecking gargle and blow bubbles out of it!!! "

you'll be very surprised how many see the humour and send a reply.

and that gets the conversation started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good evening dear lady.

i hope this message finds you well.

no? oh well lets by-pass that for now and talk about you.

i got a feeling your the kind of woman that like moonlight walks along against the backdrop of a calm river on a warm summers night hand in hand with a man talking about nothing.

and what about them flowers you were holding at the time? where they your favorites? of course they were, im good like that guessing the things you like.

talking of bubbly i have a wide selection available and i do like a women who can enjoy the finer things in life as well as and educated man like myself.

and this is why i messaged you today to ask you one very important question.

do you swallow or spit

If I ever got a message like that, I’d fecking gargle and blow bubbles out of it!!!

you'll be very surprised how many see the humour and send a reply.

and that gets the conversation started

The creative ones are the best...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I always say “do ya prefer slobber or piss?’ And basically, it’s a choice of two. Take it or leave it, I tell ‘em. It’s like Brexit, I’m the deal on the table don’t come running back to me.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There is no catch all formula OP but as others have said people will often look at a profile before even opening a message let alone replying to it, so make sure yours is up to scratch and written with enough detail to pique people's interest enough to want to open the message.

But then you know all that as I can remember your previous profile and the number of times you posted threads like this

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By *enAndReginaCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

No text speak or abbreviations.

Read the profile. All of it.

Be funny. If you mention that we have awesome pics, which ones and why?

If you write us a message just saying “How u doin” you will be ignored.

Hope that helps

Ken

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I dunno Op. I never get message replies

If you've been here before, isn't that code for you know what to do?

You never get replies? Are they mad!?

It’s true.

She’s actually rather boring in private."

Agreed, I usually just mark the messages as unread and pretend I'm not here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance "

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a profile designed to put people off. Have loads of photos that have been edited filtered and chat bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upgrade to Platinum membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance "

Start charging a fee, always gets people talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I'm here for sex.."

Well I'm not. I'm here to get to know someone first by meeting them socially. Sex only happens if chemistry is mutual. Majority of times it isn't so sex doesn't happen that often. Suits me though. I choose my lovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

Spat my brew out ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

Spat my brew out ffs

You spat ffs what the hells going on...You've changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they fancy you they will reply regardless, if they don’t they usually won’t.

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

I'm afraid the only answer is to change your sex and watch the messages tumble in.

May not be whom you desire but hey, at least someone wants you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap sexes to get rid of unwanted messages anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap sexes to get rid of unwanted messages anyday

Or just block men and message the ones you like.

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"I'd swap sexes to get rid of unwanted messages anyday

Or just block men and message the ones you like."

C'mon, you know the only women who take the initiative are 99% likely to be men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap sexes to get rid of unwanted messages anyday

Or just block men and message the ones you like."

I don't think I have ever messaged a man first. In my over 6 years on fab. But I guess there's a first time for everything

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP.

You say you've been on here before but have returned, so were you successful before?

This time, you have only been on here for a week. Did you expect masses of replies? Women swooning and falling at your feet?

Your profile is 5 lines long. It says nothing to attract potential meets. You need to say what you seek AND what you can contribute too.

You can't accommodate but don't say why, which makes people cautious.

Point is, you are up against 100's of other guys, all seeking the same thing, so your profile needs to stand out.

Success means input.

Good Luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno Op. I never get message replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried offering cash incentives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance "

Tbf if i got a message off you, i would look at the profile and ignore the message..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Tbf if i got a message off you, i would look at the profile and ignore the message..

That’s not advice now is it.

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By *upidsbowkissWoman
over a year ago

City Center

"Write decent messages."

LOL

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I prefer messages that suggest that the sender has a fairly good grasp of me, which would mean they've taken some time to learn intuitively and that they are potentially a match.

This may sound self-obsessed - the more the message is about me and conversely, the less it is about how I will serve their needs, the more I'm open to reading. I don't like demanding tones as I prefer a friendly style.

Appear open and flexible as well as inquisitive - and preferably with a profile that reflects what you present in your message.

Never appear needy or demanding but show positivity. Focus on your profile as I always look at it, often before reflecting on the message sent. Have a good range of pics, to help me gauge attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

Spat my brew out ffs

You spat ffs what the hells going on...You've changed

I’ve only just seen this!!! OMG you bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be nice! Even if you are there's no guarantees. Either someone likes the look at you and your profile or they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer messages that suggest that the sender has a fairly good grasp of me, which would mean they've taken some time to learn intuitively and that they are potentially a match.

Appear open and flexible as well as inquisitive - and preferably with a profile that reflects what you present in your message.

Never appear needy or demanding but show positivity. Focus on your profile as I always look at it, often before reflecting on the message sent. Have a good range of pics, to help me gauge attraction. "

Who’s got time for all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One tip, pictures go in the order you upload them

So when people click your pics the first thing they see is a close up cock shot.

Usually best to put them up "first" so they end up at the botrom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you approach someone in the real world? In public?"

"Hi"

"Hello"

"How are you"

All things 99% of women's profiles say they dont want in a first message.

I mean how weird in real life would you found a person who came up said hello and then went into a monologue without letting you say hi back?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"How would you approach someone in the real world? In public?

"Hi"

"Hello"

"How are you"

All things 99% of women's profiles say they dont want in a first message.

I mean how weird in real life would you found a person who came up said hello and then went into a monologue without letting you say hi back?"

But it's not the same as the real world is it?

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

I rarely message anymore. Seems little point. I've reverted to winking. Generally considered as being slightly better than useless. So no change there, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you approach someone in the real world? In public?

"Hi"

"Hello"

"How are you"

All things 99% of women's profiles say they dont want in a first message.

I mean how weird in real life would you found a person who came up said hello and then went into a monologue without letting you say hi back?

But it's not the same as the real world is it?"

Yes that was my point....

Hence why "How would you approach someone in the real world? In public?" Wasnt the most helpful suggestion to the guy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Be a young attractive single woman?

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"Be a young attractive single woman?"

That always works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soooooo so many time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually when I get a message I look at the profile first. It's a big factor in whether I'll reply or not. "

Lol is this why you stay haven't answered my last message ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance "

You may well be here for that, but don't make your messages about that. Make it interesting, your title is quite important as often that is the only thing people will even bother reading. Use the title and first line of the message to draw the reader in.

Make then feel it is then you are interested in, not that you just want a shag.

As many others say on all these sorts of threads, read their profile and tailor your message to their profile, nothing worse than cut and paste stock messages. They show a lack of effort and imagination

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skelletons

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Soooooo so many time wasters "

What's a timewaster? Someone who won't meet you?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Soooooo so many time wasters

What's a timewaster? Someone who won't meet you?"

Of course, is all their fault after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

Spat my brew out ffs

You spat ffs what the hells going on...You've changed

I’ve only just seen this!!! OMG you bugger

Haha but you left it open how could I resist...the forum post I mean...perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooooo so many time wasters

What's a timewaster? Someone who won't meet you?"

I've never met a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message someone who wants to.meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

Spat my brew out ffs

You spat ffs what the hells going on...You've changed

I’ve only just seen this!!! OMG you bugger

Haha but you left it open how could I resist...the forum post I mean...perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooooo so many time wasters "

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any hints of how to get a message reply

I’ve sent some messages and never hear back and I appreciate I may not be everyone’s type but what kind of message do people expect

Obviously I’m here for sex and fun and don’t wanna be to forward

Advice appreciated in advance

Please do not do this:

Hi (UNREAD)

Hey

U there

Hello

Hey hun

Bitch

Still all UNREAD:

Wanna fuck

Talk 2 me

*logs in, finds that, reads that, twice. Screenshots it, sends to mates to have a laugh at the sad wanker with the personality of a lobotomised snail, the replies:

Hi sorry for not reading your message instantly or the million others but some of us have a thing called life

And BLOCK

You promised you'd never reveal that...thanks wow and you've shown your mates too..

Spat my brew out ffs

You spat ffs what the hells going on...You've changed

I’ve only just seen this!!! OMG you bugger

Haha but you left it open how could I resist...the forum post I mean...perv

"
erm you missed emojied

you're welcome

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"Soooooo so many time wasters

What's a timewaster? Someone who won't meet you?

Of course, is all their fault after all"

Is a timewaster someone who won't respond to your message? Place is flippin full of them then.

I don't think there are than anywhere else.

I've been stood up here as with other dating sites. Just the way it is.

Don't often see the word reliable in a profile do we? Makes me think of a pet dog

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over a year ago

Be persistent. If they don't reply to the initial message send 30 others. Best to insult them around message three. Apologise in message nine. Insult again around 17, block if you wish after thirty.

Then log on with a different username and repeat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks to those with the helpful comments.

Happy fabbing

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"Be persistent. If they don't reply to the initial message send 30 others. Best to insult them around message three. Apologise in message nine. Insult again around 17, block if you wish after thirty.

Then log on with a different username and repeat."

Hey, top advice. You've been banned too?

Yes they love someone who's persistant whatever they say. You'll break them down eventually. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooooo so many time wasters

What's a timewaster? Someone who won't meet you?"

I think when people say time waster theyre obviously referring to the fake pic hunting profiles or the people who arrange meets then never turn up.

Bur i suppose its easier to play dumb to attack the guy there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be aged between 33 and 35, have a gym fit body, and a profile that could win an Oscar when filmed.

When I meet this criteria I get replies to messages I haven't written yet

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

Lovely profile and pics. I'll swap you. Don't promise to give your bod back though. Will use it wisely and thoroughly. Do what you can with mine will you? (no tats though). May return yours having consumed a few kebabs.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Sending one !!!

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