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Game: Simon Says

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Simon will give a command and you must type that you have complied by saying "I have (whatever the command was) Simon". If you're the first to comply then you become Simon and must give the new command.

I'll go first.

Simon says, eat strawberries and chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who that fuck is Simon says?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says? "

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Who that fuck is Simon says? "
ha ha. Its an english game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well "

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hav ney strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says? ha ha. Its an english game"

...played by small children.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon "

You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon

You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first. "

.bloody hell you are hard work !

I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !

.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon

You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.

.bloody hell you are hard work !

I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !

.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon "

Bugger! I haven’t a watermelon either

If I fuck a jar of pickled onions instead, does it still count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon

You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.

.bloody hell you are hard work !

I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !

.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon "

Simon says not Simon asks you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking gave up that Simon says game as nobody want to fuck a watermelon as Simon said !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon

You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.

.bloody hell you are hard work !

I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !

.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon

Simon says not Simon asks you! "

White hat, hat white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon says do the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is just too funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who that fuck is Simon says?

Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well

Nope Simon is fine to me

Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon

You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.

.bloody hell you are hard work !

I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !

.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon "

I have fucked a watermelon, Simon

Simon says fuck a jar of pickles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is just too funny! "

I know . I was cracking up reading it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is just too funny!

I know . I was cracking up reading it "

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter "

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then. "

Ah but can you do a Chinook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

Ah but can you do a Chinook? "

What is a chinhook ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

Ah but can you do a Chinook?

What is a chinhook ? "

It's a helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

Ah but can you do a Chinook?

What is a chinhook ?

It's a helicopter. "

It's a fuck off big helicopter with twin rotor blades that sounds like a wokkawokka!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Simple Simon say's put your dick in some pickled beetroot, I did. and now its purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

Ah but can you do a Chinook?

What is a chinhook ?

It's a helicopter.

It's a fuck off big helicopter with twin rotor blades that sounds like a wokkawokka!"

proof of this will be needed in my inbox

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

Ah but can you do a Chinook?

What is a chinhook ? "
Its what Brucie has under his nose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simon says do the helicopter

You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.

Ah but can you do a Chinook?

What is a chinhook ?

It's a helicopter.

It's a fuck off big helicopter with twin rotor blades that sounds like a wokkawokka!"

I can make that sound if naked with a semi... No hands.

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