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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend tells me its a thing for some guys to quote their actual sperm count when sending out that all important first message. Why? What the fuck?

“Hey sexy, the zinc level is about 135±40 micrograms/ml and Zinc serves to help to stabilize the DNA-containing chromatin in the sperm cells... so have some of that love”

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Never ever have had someone send me such a message. Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Nope.

Not had that one before

Lucky me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wut?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that one, but I did have a message earlier from a guy asking if I was on the pill at all. I replied with "I'm staying well away from whatever this is all about......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that is a conversation opener better than

"Heh" or "hows u"

Love it , would relish a message like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend tells me its a thing for some guys to quote their actual sperm count when sending out that all important first message. Why? What the fuck?

“Hey sexy, the zinc level is about 135±40 micrograms/ml and Zinc serves to help to stabilize the DNA-containing chromatin in the sperm cells... so have some of that love” "

I think your friend is taking the piss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well versed in his own health and factually accurate regarding the use of zinc. Surely that is an eye opening message that would entice a few meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that one, but I did have a message earlier from a guy asking if I was on the pill at all. I replied with "I'm staying well away from whatever this is all about......""

It was gonna be the 'I'd love to fuck n get you pregnant' message.

I've had that. Repulsive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ever have had someone send me such a message. Gutted. "

Me neither, I’m so missing out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I’m afraid I can’t really help as I’ve never had a count done, I could make one up if I knew what it was meant to be. I mean short of emptying the prophylactic afterwards and putting under a pretty powerful microscope to do a visual count themselves, the lady would surely never know.

Now that’d be hot... “ejaculate onto this petri dish you naughty boy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that one, but I did have a message earlier from a guy asking if I was on the pill at all. I replied with "I'm staying well away from whatever this is all about......"

It was gonna be the 'I'd love to fuck n get you pregnant' message.

I've had that. Repulsive x "

I suspected it would be something along those lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had this but yes I would find it weird as fuck

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