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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks. "

Haha bless em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one on the long list of reasons I'm glad I never had kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no they do have impeccable timing at the most inappropriate times

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im so glad those days are over for me im not actually i miss him being a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bastards!

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks. "

"Cock blocking at its best" as the missus use to say.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Love my child dearly but I would like to be able to use the loo occasionally without her shouting up the stairs "What are you doing?" "Are you having a poo?"

And/or coming in to chat.

If it's not her it's the cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks. "

Your post made us laugh , we’re forever saying on a Saturday night etc “ what time you going out as we’ve got plans ?” To which the reply is “ why what are you doing ? So basically we’re the ones who are getting questioned nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks. "

Shouldn't laugh but can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks.

Your post made us laugh , we’re forever saying on a Saturday night etc “ what time you going out as we’ve got plans ?” To which the reply is “ why what are you doing ? So basically we’re the ones who are getting questioned nowadays "

Don’t. We’ve got a meet next week and I’m desperately trying to get the kids to stay round their mates Saturday night. Last two weeks they’ve stayed with friends but now, for some reason they think they need to spend a Saturday with the “oldies”......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks.

Your post made us laugh , we’re forever saying on a Saturday night etc “ what time you going out as we’ve got plans ?” To which the reply is “ why what are you doing ? So basically we’re the ones who are getting questioned nowadays

Don’t. We’ve got a meet next week and I’m desperately trying to get the kids to stay round their mates Saturday night. Last two weeks they’ve stayed with friends but now, for some reason they think they need to spend a Saturday with the “oldies”...... "

Got to be more cunning than a cunning fox these days , we wish you well with the planning x

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks. "

Oh how true! We took to going out to clubs occasionally to avoid the issue... instead we've had phone calls at 3am from the daughter telling us she's home after a night of clubbing but is a bit worried that we are out so late...!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when i was with my ex boyfriend my son was 14/15 i used to say to him are you going out and when he asked why i said cause we want to have sex boooff he was gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s probabmy mean but this has really made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually walked in on my mum giving my dad a blow job s a kid Scarred for life x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once came home at 2am after going to Quest. I expected my 19 year old to be in bed asleep but he was still up. He looked at me with disgust and said " you're not wearing anything under that coat are you?".

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By *inxy300Woman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire


"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.

So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.

“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”

Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.

Bollocks. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually walked in on my mum giving my dad a blow job s a kid Scarred for life x"

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By *inxy300Woman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire


"I once came home at 2am after going to Quest. I expected my 19 year old to be in bed asleep but he was still up. He looked at me with disgust and said " you're not wearing anything under that coat are you?"."
thats so funny

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My wetroom is downstairs, I've lost count of how many times I've walked & into the living room - naked. To find an unexpected teenager sprawled in my settee.

I've been caught sunbathing naked more times than I can remember too.

I nearly decapitated one of my sons once.

Middle of the night I thought I had a burglar, I leapt into to living room, screaming like a banshee, brandishing half a pool cue.

My son couldn't understand why leaving his dad's house to cycle home for an xbox game was such a big deal!

KIDS!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We only have 1 child free night when they go to their dad’s house. We are normally too knackered to make the most of it

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By *ebt collectorMan
over a year ago

North East


"I once came home at 2am after going to Quest. I expected my 19 year old to be in bed asleep but he was still up. He looked at me with disgust and said " you're not wearing anything under that coat are you?". thats so funny "

Ha ha pmsl ha

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