FabSwingers.com forum: Can you find my sex drive please?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you swapped it for your hard drive ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me pay homage to your charms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pinched it, sorry, my need is greater

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Check buried under a pile of stress/ fatigue, or with your doctor.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!"

You’ll have a full inbox soon lol with offers I’d help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you parked it in one of those multi-story car parks and forgotten where you left it?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!

You’ll have a full inbox soon lol with offers I’d help."

Oh god she wants a libido boost not apocalypse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you looked behind the sofa?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Please feel free to borrow mine. It hasn’t been used for ages and I need it back in 15 days please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a look in your knickers

I did and I’ve washes them so it’s gone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!"

It's here with me

You'll have to come and pick it up as I don't deliver

Just beef

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please feel free to borrow mine. It hasn’t been used for ages and I need it back in 15 days please

Thank you Mac Lass xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even though it was said tongue in cheek I’ve definitely lost it. Bloody menopause

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!"

I suggest buying another pair of shoes , that should arouse you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!

I suggest buying another pair of shoes , that should arouse you x"

I tried and nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!"

I think maybe it's gone travelling with mine since mine too has been AWOL for a while.

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

You’ll have a full inbox soon lol with offers I’d help."

Wonder if it works for a man

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Has it flown south for the winter if so it may return in the spring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a look in your knickers

I'd happily look in her knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!

I think maybe it's gone travelling with mine since mine too has been AWOL for a while."

I think we need to look together xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably at the bottom of your shoe cupboard

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

I think mine is hibernating. It was last seen at the end of October. Or it could just be out looking for his!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!

I think maybe it's gone travelling with mine since mine too has been AWOL for a while."

Maybe travelling in a group, as mine seems to have taken its passport when it left, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's probably at the bottom of your shoe cupboard"

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

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Mines been missing too. Maybe they have eloped...

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

You must have lost it on the M5 in between Exmoor and the west midlands. Call into the Taunton services, and see if someone has handed it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will arrive in Spring when the saps rising!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm glad I'm not the only one, mines me missing (not) in action for a few months!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one, mines me missing (not) in action for a few months!! "

Read previous mess miss L

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think there is an epidemic going around. So many people with lost sex drives

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sorry, I may have your portion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If mine is waning I force myself to shave my legs and have sex.

It always comes back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be in the last place you look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I may have your portion.

Trust you mini

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

was it stolen by a gang of thieves from your drive way to sell on for a high price to a mafia type in Eastern Europe?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

You've put it on the side for safe keeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a tip if you've lost something. always look in the last place you can think of first, that's where I always find stuff I've lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need one of those things you in your car keys, if you whistle it bleeps!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Have a look in your knickers

I'll look for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a look in your knickers

I'll look for you!

You found it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was losing mine for a while. I got it stuck in the floppy disk drive, I think I misread it...

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

It's not run out of petrol has it? Try, ahem, bump starting it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's probably in the same place as mine goes when it goes AWOL - there's hope though, it usually reappears at some point, normally when you're least expecting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's probably in the same place as mine goes when it goes AWOL - there's hope though, it usually reappears at some point, normally when you're least expecting it

Here’s hoping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its flown south for the winter, hopefully back with all the others

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

Help!!!"

I think that I need to examine you very closely as there is a chance that close personal inspection of your body may reveal where your sexy drive has gone. Such investigation must involve the use of a tongue and fingers and other things.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Maybe it's like a lost kitten? Try posting lost leaflets up on local telephone poles etc, see what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have found it but you will need to come n get it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had about 17% of a sex drive for four years now, can you help me find mine and I’ll try find yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I have found it but you will need to come n get it!!

Can’t you pop it in the post lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had about 17% of a sex drive for four years now, can you help me find mine and I’ll try find yours?"

Oh no

you’re so young too. Sending hugs xx

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

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When you find yours see if mine is hiding with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost property at the hottie club wherever that may be Mrs N

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Try not looking for it. Just simplify and enjoy life, it'll come back home once you stop looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve lost it, last seen in October. I’ve searched under the bed, in my handbag and the wardrobe and nothing.

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When you find yours see if mine is hiding with yours

Well I hope they are having fun together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it in the cupboard "

I checked and no, even checked the cereal box

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By *arkhorse66Man
over a year ago

bristol

I reckon all those missing ones are winding mine up, horny as hell. Please come and take them away!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Is it in the cupboard

I checked and no, even checked the cereal box "

Under the plant pot by the back step?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you lost it?

Has no one taken an interest in what you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's eloped with my mojo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have you lost it?

Has no one taken an interest in what you need?"

I’ve started the menopause sadly and this as affected it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's eloped with my mojo lol"

I know

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