FabSwingers.com forum: was mr benn swinging

By *r Stagger Lee OP Man
over a year ago

torquay

was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?

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By *pankable69Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

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By *r Stagger Lee OP Man
over a year ago

torquay

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

that is precisely why i posted in lounge, ie general chat and discussion, however thank you for your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking

that is precisely why i posted in lounge, ie general chat and discussion, however thank you for your opinion."

pssst..do you think he was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

you mean this isn't Bebo?..shit!...Nurse!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

my random sense of humour meant I nearly spat my drink out at that one

...and as if by magic the shopkeeper appeared!

Wolf

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By *r Stagger Lee OP Man
over a year ago

torquay

single man who dresses up and goes through magic doorway, i have a few suspicions

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

d'you think his house in Festive Road had pampas grass in the front garden?

;)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

Actually i do, as this was posted in the lounge and not swingers chat it is a perfectly exceptable thread.

So i think everyone else should write a thesis on whether mr benn was a swinger or not and have it in my in box by 10am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking

Actually i do, as this was posted in the lounge and not swingers chat it is a perfectly exceptable thread.

So i think everyone else should write a thesis on whether mr benn was a swinger or not and have it in my in box by 10am"

When you say 'box' do you mean?...ahh perhaps not

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By *pankable69Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and you expressed it perfectly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said "

This is the lounge section of the forums, you will find that 95% of the threads in this forum are none swinging related and most just humourous, or informative or just general rubbish in here. Maybe you want the forum next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"

I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Personally im more interested in the foursome between jemima, hambel, little ted and big ted and mary mungo and midge now there was a threesome

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

midge made all the suggestions, mungo just went along with it!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"midge made all the suggestions, mungo just went along with it!

lol

post of the month

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" or just general rubbish in here. "

Thanks. I love you too,

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said "

you are just what we need.

someone new,funny,full of new ideas,thank you god.

prepare to be amused,oooo i cant wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?

I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said

you are just what we need.

someone new,funny,full of new ideas,thank you god.

prepare to be amused,oooo i cant wait.

..... see my sexy jaw dropping thread....... now that's a load of drivel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"

Remember watching this lol...no he wasn't but he did like to walk through a lot of doors and he was forever changing his 'self image' lol

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

Come come now, Mr Benn clearly batted for the other team.

Didn't you see that suit? He was always disappearing through that hole in the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single man who dresses up and goes through magic doorway, i have a few suspicions"

is 'magic doorway' a euphemism for anus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?

I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!"

Forgot about that !!! you just ruined my childhood now never again am i looking at those programmes in the same light !!!!

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By *omnlynneCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

where do you get a euphanism for the anus? is it like a rabbit? what size batteries does it take? i just searched ann summers and they dont do them so please help....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"where do you get a euphanism for the anus? is it like a rabbit? what size batteries does it take? i just searched ann summers and they dont do them so please help...."

ebay have some euphonium's but not sure if they are for one's anus..

then again it takes all sorts lol

nice boots btw..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"single man who dresses up and goes through magic doorway, i have a few suspicions

is 'magic doorway' a euphemism for anus?"

Is a magic doorway just an improved magic wand.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 14/01/12 09:12:48]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oops!

I posted a link then unposted cos I might be operated on for link posting.

It was a 'nice' piece about Mr. Benn going through the door .... dressing up , not being gay but escaping the monotony of accountancy, ending up divorced and needing the escapism. The crew from Rainbow and Wimbledon Common were cited too .....filth ..all of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where do you get a euphanism for the anus? is it like a rabbit? what size batteries does it take? i just searched ann summers and they dont do them so please help....

ebay have some euphonium's but not sure if they are for one's anus..

then again it takes all sorts lol

nice boots btw.."

*Furtles off to check em out...*

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

Oh boy, you must be a scream at socials!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking

Actually i do, as this was posted in the lounge and not swingers chat it is a perfectly exceptable thread.

So i think everyone else should write a thesis on whether mr benn was a swinger or not and have it in my in box by 10am"

don't mind having it in your box (if that's what turns you on) but am not writing a bliddy thesis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said

you are just what we need.

someone new,funny,full of new ideas,thank you god.

prepare to be amused,oooo i cant wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

some people want that and some need more thought with things xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8JFAqupOqE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had s crush on Mr Benn

...and 'Marine Boy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said "

actually it is pehaps if all u r interesting in is fucking why bother with the forums at all

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said

actually it is pehaps if all u r interesting in is fucking why bother with the forums at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said

actually it is pehaps if all u r interesting in is fucking why bother with the forums at all

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"oops!

I posted a link then unposted cos I might be operated on for link posting.

Remember the words to 'you and me'?

You and me, me and you,

lots of things for us to do,

lots of things for us to see,

you and me, me and you

quite right... perverted filth!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"oops!

I posted a link then unposted cos I might be operated on for link posting.

Remember the words to 'you and me'?

You and me, me and you,

lots of things for us to do,

lots of things for us to see,

you and me, me and you

quite right... perverted filth!"

Yeah ....and we all KNOW what Wombling means don't we boys and girls ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"

OP funny you should mention that: as I have posted my own thoughts on the subject elsewhere on the forum...

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/797656

Or if the link doesn't work: here it is.

(BTW, what would Freud Say?)

I had the DVD, book with the story of the prisoner and the ceramic shop front diorama by Robert Harrop. Has anybody realised that he likes to dress up; so what about doing an adult series? With episodes linked to a kink or fetish...

The Drag Queen

The Gimp

The Sub

The Dom

The Porn Star

The Porn Director

The Fake Taxi Driver

The Cuckold

The Swinger

The Naturist (first episode perhaps?)

The Voyeur

The Exhibitionist

The Bi-curious

The Sex Toy Tales Rep

The Lingerie Sales Rep

The Milkman

The Plumber

All this at the local sex shop ...

As if by magic; the shop keeper comes out of the closet!

Just needs the right narrator.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"d'you think his house in Festive Road had pampas grass in the front garden?

;)

Askhttps://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_bsolutebeginners as they live at 52 Festive Road (Must be his lodgers! LOL)

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?

I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!"

But Looby Loo used to get in a box with Andy Pandy and Teddy each evening.....

What a girl.... !!!!

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

Well he did like dressing up in uniforms

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Let's not forget about Jamie and his magic torch (Flashlight/Fleshlight).

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Mr Benn perhaps had a role play fetish.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Whilst we're on the subject of kid's TV; the other cult TV we should talk about are the ads.

Did anybody notice the Cillit Bang ads, on their mucky innuendo radar? You know "Bang! And the dirt (spunk) is gone!" if that's not a quote from a money shot scene, then I don't what is.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Ooh, has this thread been resurrected because of our address

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said

actually it is pehaps if all u r interesting in is fucking why bother with the forums at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

You seem like a lovely person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we will not even mention Crystal tipps and Alistair

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Ooh, has this thread been resurrected because of our address

Guilty as charged, M'lady.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here at MI6, we have long been keeping tabs on the aforementioned Mr Benn who we have strong reason to believe is in fact a Russian agent.

We believe that he is using an alias; his real name is Vladimir Bennozski and we have an outstanding warrant for his arrest as we have intelligence linking him as a possible third suspect in the recent Novichok case.

If anyone here has information on his present whereabouts, please contact us immediately...

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"

Rowan Atkinson did swing his arms a lot so maybe

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

NEWSFLASH! Live from Trumpton.

"Firefighters were soon on the scene, at a local hat shop this afternoon. They managed to save one of the crumpets from the proprietor's toaster."

A relieved Miss (Linda?) Lovelace was quoted as saying. "I was just making my lunch, when my three dogs (Mitzi, Daphne and Lulu) were being quite rowdy, all because the bin men were outside. It was then that the smoke alarm went off."

"She added The alarm just added to the chaos. So I phoned the fire brigade and they came in a jiffy."

Luckily, there was no other fire damage and the smoke alarm was silenced. Her shop remains open.

She would like to personally like to thank the attending crew, Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb and invite them to a little soiree later on today. (Nudge, nudge!).

"What sort of party is it you may ask?"

Bukkake/Greedy girl, according to a reliable source.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but the guys in rainbow were definately all sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

Bit harsh remind me not to visit canary land

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"No but the guys in rainbow were definately all sharing"

Oooh Geoffrey.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

sense of humour and a brain is more important that cock size so I'm told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but the guys in rainbow were definately all sharing

Oooh Geoffrey.....

Oh my....suddenly it all makes sense

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I’ve met one or two who could’ve passed as Mr Bean lol.

Mr Benn?

I’ve always dreamt of doing a Mr Benn - walking through a doorway and coming out the other side as Liz Hurley or Elle McPherson.

It would cut out a lot of trauma lol

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't know about swinging, but he never bought anything and shop lifted a lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve met one or two who could’ve passed as Mr Bean lol.

Mr Benn?

I’ve always dreamt of doing a Mr Benn - walking through a doorway and coming out the other side as Liz Hurley or Elle McPherson.

It would cut out a lot of trauma lol

Liz would be very envious of those pins

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No but the guys in rainbow were definately all sharing"

Of course they were and here's the evidence!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbgbc1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you missed the episode where he tried cross dressing?

I had my suspicions on the Magic Roundabout Crew,

Dylon was definitely 420 friendly,

Florence in a Tutu,

and a dildo like Zebadee told everyone"time for bed"

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"You mean you missed the episode where he tried cross dressing?

I had my suspicions on the Magic Roundabout Crew,

Dylon was definitely 420 friendly,

Florence in a Tutu,

and a dildo like Zebadee told everyone"time for bed"

Doh! I'll put that on disc 2, along with...

The Swingers' Club Organiser

The Fake Agent

The Pimp

The Vice Squad

The Gynaecologist

The Peeping Tom

More to follow, if I get enough encouragement.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

anybody remember magpie .

the young lady was fit !!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Has a similar amusing conversation about Mr Benn a few weeks back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A note was found rolled up in Mr Benn's empty milk bottle this morning, at his London address

Greetings

To my comrades, in the British Security Services. I am unable to confirm or deny any of your accusations, either past or present.

I trust that you are aware that I have diplomatic immunity and I will only communicate through my embassy.

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