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"Evening ash. You know my order by now. " Good evening Lorna..As you're first in the bar tonight your drink is on the house! One Pink Gin coming right up! | |||
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"glass of milk please " Good evening Patrick...One glass of milk coming right up!..would you also like some biscuits? | |||
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"Yay! Evening Ash! My usual if I may please and one for yourself of your choice Could we have a bit of JK cosmic Girl (club mix) on the juke box? https://youtu.be/rPrvWKvDumo" Good evening Diamond!... One Hendricks gin coming right up and I'll have a brandy thank you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl I must have died and gone to heaven... | |||
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"Evening i would love a cider and black please" Good evening Duracell... One cider and black coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, could I have a cup of tea tonight, I’m not well and on meds so no drinks this weekend x " Good evening Angie... sorry to read that you're not well and hope you feel better soon. One cup of tea and some biscuits coming right up... What can i play for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"A bottle of malbec please.. No glass " Good evening Kinkbird...One bottle of Malbec coming right up without a glass! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Evening ash. You know my order by now. Good evening Lorna..As you're first in the bar tonight your drink is on the house! One Pink Gin coming right up! Well thank you very much, that will go down a treat. " As its happy hour you get another one for free! | |||
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"Evening ash. You know my order by now. Good evening Lorna..As you're first in the bar tonight your drink is on the house! One Pink Gin coming right up! Well thank you very much, that will go down a treat. As its happy hour you get another one for free!" That makes me feel very special thank you. | |||
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"Yay! Evening Ash! My usual if I may please and one for yourself of your choice Could we have a bit of JK cosmic Girl (club mix) on the juke box? https://youtu.be/rPrvWKvDumo Good evening Diamond!... One Hendricks gin coming right up and I'll have a brandy thank you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl I must have died and gone to heaven..." Absolutely! And thank you | |||
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"Can I have a milk and Oreos please? And some chill music ... I'm soaking in the bath " Good evening Duchess...A glass of milk and some Oreos coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q Robert Miles - Children | |||
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"A bottle of your finest Prosecco please dear chap " Good evening IP... One bottle of Prosecco coming right up.. Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Can I have a milk and Oreos please? And some chill music ... I'm soaking in the bath Good evening Duchess...A glass of milk and some Oreos coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q Robert Miles - Children" Thank you I'll check that out! | |||
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"glass of milk please Good evening Patrick...One glass of milk coming right up!..would you also like some biscuits?" oh chocy ones be great thanks. | |||
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"glass of milk please Good evening Patrick...One glass of milk coming right up!..would you also like some biscuits? oh chocy ones be great thanks. " Please help yourself to the hob nobs on the bar... | |||
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"Can I have a nice soda and lemonade and a dash of sanity " Good evening Fabsparkles... One soda and lemonade coming right up and a dash of sanity on the house! | |||
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"A bottle of your finest Prosecco please dear chap Good evening IP... One bottle of Prosecco coming right up.. Any requests for the jukebox?" Anything the ladies can dance to | |||
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"Hi Ash, Can I get a glass of Petrus and hotel California on the jukebox please" Good evening older.... One glass of Petrus wine coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM Eagles - Hotel California.. Lyrics included so you can sing along! | |||
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"Hullo Ash. Hullo Barflies. Sailor Jerry and Ginger Ale please. Lime and ice too. Grab one for yourself and I’d love a little retro Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly if you have it " Good evening The Mac lass... One Sailor Jerrys and ginger ale with lime and ice coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ_3sBZEm0 The Foo Fighters - Learn to fly | |||
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"A bottle of your finest Prosecco please dear chap Good evening IP... One bottle of Prosecco coming right up.. Any requests for the jukebox? Anything the ladies can dance to " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY Beyonce - Single ladies! | |||
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"Good evening x A cup of tea please And something to boogie to. " Good evening Jo... One cup of tea with Soya milk coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs Pharrell Williams - Happy | |||
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"Hullo Ash. Hullo Barflies. Sailor Jerry and Ginger Ale please. Lime and ice too. Grab one for yourself and I’d love a little retro Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly if you have it Good evening The Mac lass... One Sailor Jerrys and ginger ale with lime and ice coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ_3sBZEm0 The Foo Fighters - Learn to fly" Thanks Ash. Keep them coming. I have a house full of weird emo kids. | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski " Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x | |||
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"I know what I'd like buy it will have to be a coffee for now." Good evening PP.... One coffee coming right up to begin with.. can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"I'll have a Budweiser please no glass!..thankyou smiles)) " Good evening Switchblade.... One Budweiser coming right up without a glass! Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey!" I have some Vicks Vaporub for your chest | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! I have some Vicks Vaporub for your chest " It might actually help!! | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey!" Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey! | |||
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"I'd love another pink Gin when you're ready barkeep. " I'm always ready for you. One more Pink Gin coming right away... | |||
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"I'd love another pink Gin when you're ready barkeep. I'm always ready for you. One more Pink Gin coming right away... " | |||
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"I'll have a Budweiser please no glass!..thankyou smiles)) Good evening Switchblade.... One Budweiser coming right up without a glass! Any requests for the jukebox?" Whoo let's see, can we have The Quireboys - White trash blues please xx | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x" Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town | |||
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"I'll have a Budweiser please no glass!..thankyou smiles)) Good evening Switchblade.... One Budweiser coming right up without a glass! Any requests for the jukebox? Whoo let's see, can we have The Quireboys - White trash blues please xx" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYt8DHuA6oQ&list=OLAK5uy_kn_8IfwHDVnBm8FyhDv2nYXAOdLevzXig Quireboys - White trash blues I'm sorry I've got to leave my woman alone... | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x" Actually playing this now in my living room ... Love this song | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town " Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it! | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it!" A goleijg review on trustpilot and trip advises coming right up | |||
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"Good evening x A cup of tea please And something to boogie to. Good evening Jo... One cup of tea with Soya milk coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs Pharrell Williams - Happy" You remembered the soya! Thank you | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it! A goleijg review on trustpilot and trip advises coming right up " Thank you very much...will ask you for a dance a bit later | |||
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"Vodka please. Better make it a double. No mixer thanks x" Good evening Bang... One double vodka coming right up...x Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Good evening x A cup of tea please And something to boogie to. Good evening Jo... One cup of tea with Soya milk coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs Pharrell Williams - Happy You remembered the soya! Thank you " you're welcome..A good bar man always remembers his regulars drinks orders | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it! A goleijg review on trustpilot and trip advises coming right up Thank you very much...will ask you for a dance a bit later " Only if you have time for a small town girl.... Living in a lonely world. | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it! A goleijg review on trustpilot and trip advises coming right up Thank you very much...will ask you for a dance a bit later Only if you have time for a small town girl.... Living in a lonely world. " I will always have time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs Journey - Dont stop Believing | |||
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"Good evening! Cup of your finest tea please! S" Good evening S...One cup of tea and a selection of biscuits coming right up... what can i play for you on the jukebox tonight? | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it! A goleijg review on trustpilot and trip advises coming right up Thank you very much...will ask you for a dance a bit later Only if you have time for a small town girl.... Living in a lonely world. I will always have time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs Journey - Dont stop Believing " Another great song ... Ash you are on form tonight. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Eski | |||
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"Lornas Request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCLxJd1d84s Pussycat Dolls - Buttons" Perfect choice!!!! Thank you. X | |||
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"Black russian please ash xx" Good evening lovely Kat...One Black Russian coming right up...x what song can i play for you this evening? | |||
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"Lornas Request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCLxJd1d84s Pussycat Dolls - Buttons Perfect choice!!!! Thank you. X" Your'e welcome..I thought you'd enjoy it! x | |||
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"Black russian please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat...One Black Russian coming right up...x what song can i play for you this evening?" Something chilled please and thanks for the drink xx | |||
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"Black russian please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat...One Black Russian coming right up...x what song can i play for you this evening? Something chilled please and thanks for the drink xx" I know you like your 80's music... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U&index=17&list=RDYf_Lwe6p-Cg Spandau Ballet - True | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey!" Thanks- could you make it a hot toddy x | |||
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"Vodka please. Better make it a double. No mixer thanks x Good evening Bang... One double vodka coming right up...x Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?" Yes please can you play your sex is on fire | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey! Thanks- could you make it a hot toddy x" That will be good for you so one hot whisky coming right up...x Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Vodka please. Better make it a double. No mixer thanks x Good evening Bang... One double vodka coming right up...x Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? Yes please can you play your sex is on fire " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0 Kings of Leon - Sex on fire will turn the volume up!.... | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey! Thanks- could you make it a hot toddy x That will be good for you so one hot whisky coming right up...x Any requests for the jukebox?" River by Leon Bridges | |||
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"Black russian please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat...One Black Russian coming right up...x what song can i play for you this evening? Something chilled please and thanks for the drink xx I know you like your 80's music... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U&index=17&list=RDYf_Lwe6p-Cg Spandau Ballet - True" Ahhhh cheers ash xx | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey! Thanks- could you make it a hot toddy x That will be good for you so one hot whisky coming right up...x Any requests for the jukebox? River by Leon Bridges" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrodPMhpdw Leon Bridges - River | |||
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"Evening ash, I brought my own vodka n diet but if you could pop more than just friends by Joe on the jukebox that would be great xxx Eski Good evening Eski... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlsiFkHmntc Joe - why just be friends x Thank you ash, your jukebox is just awesome. Such great range of music choices. ... Best bar in town Thank you Eski..please do write a good review for me on trip adviser! will play Joe - I wanna know a bit later for you..was just listening to it! A goleijg review on trustpilot and trip advises coming right up Thank you very much...will ask you for a dance a bit later Only if you have time for a small town girl.... Living in a lonely world. I will always have time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs Journey - Dont stop Believing Another great song ... Ash you are on form tonight. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Eski " Thanks Eski..I used to be a DJ for many years and loved watching people dancing which meant I had done a good job that night! | |||
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"Black russian please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat...One Black Russian coming right up...x what song can i play for you this evening? Something chilled please and thanks for the drink xx I know you like your 80's music... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U&index=17&list=RDYf_Lwe6p-Cg Spandau Ballet - True Ahhhh cheers ash xx" I'm going to have a break soon Kat but will be up for a smooch when i come back if you're free x | |||
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"Black russian please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat...One Black Russian coming right up...x what song can i play for you this evening? Something chilled please and thanks for the drink xx I know you like your 80's music... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U&index=17&list=RDYf_Lwe6p-Cg Spandau Ballet - True Ahhhh cheers ash xx I'm going to have a break soon Kat but will be up for a smooch when i come back if you're free x" Will see if im still on as im feeling zzzzzz xx | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey! Thanks- could you make it a hot toddy x That will be good for you so one hot whisky coming right up...x Any requests for the jukebox? River by Leon Bridges https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrodPMhpdw Leon Bridges - River" Did you listen, what did you think? | |||
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"Order please- 1 Lemsip, extra shot of honey! Good evening Testarossa...sorry to read you're poorly I might have some Lemsip in the first aid box... One pint of Lemsip coming right up with an extra shot of honey! Thanks- could you make it a hot toddy x That will be good for you so one hot whisky coming right up...x Any requests for the jukebox? River by Leon Bridges https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrodPMhpdw Leon Bridges - River Did you listen, what did you think?" First time had heard before but i liked it | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there " Me! | |||
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"Knock knock " Do come in!...what can i get you to drink this evening? | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there Me! " Me how | |||
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"I'll have a bailey's coffee pls and thanks x" Good evening Kkblueeyes.... One Baileys coffee coming right up x | |||
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"Afternoon ash hope your well Can I have a large vodka please as a night cap. " Good evening Howhard....I'm good thanks mate... One large vodka coming right up.... | |||
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"I'll have a bailey's coffee pls and thanks x Good evening Kkblueeyes.... One Baileys coffee coming right up x " Such a gent x | |||
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"Afternoon ash hope your well Can I have a large vodka please as a night cap. Good evening Howhard....I'm good thanks mate... One large vodka coming right up.... " Thanks ash | |||
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"Evening everyone. Can I have a G&T please and a flatliner shot please?" Good evening ne jp.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and a flat liner shot.... | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there Me! Me how " Me in my nightie | |||
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"Evening everyone. Can I have a G&T please and a flatliner shot please? Good evening ne jp.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and a flat liner shot...." Thanks Ash, I’m John-Paul. Why don’t you have a shot yourself too? | |||
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"Evening Ash a pear and elderflower lemonade please and could you play the music's back by dominic kirwan xx" Good evening Voddy.. One lemonade coming right up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMaFIRmQpo Dominic Kirwan - The music is back | |||
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"Make mine a double JD with a splash of Coke and some ice please. Some glam-rock on the jukebox...Fox On The Run might be appropriate For the want of something better to do, anyone fancy a game of pool ? " Ash is taking a break so I was left me in charge of the bar. JD and coming up. I have no idea how to work the jukebox so I will wait till Ash comes back. | |||
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"Hey Ash, can I get a Red Leg rum please? For the jukebox how about some Stereophonics, The Bartender and the Thief? " Red leg rum coming right up. Mr Ash is currently otherwise engaged so I am standing in. | |||
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"Make mine a double JD with a splash of Coke and some ice please. Some glam-rock on the jukebox...Fox On The Run might be appropriate For the want of something better to do, anyone fancy a game of pool ? Ash is taking a break so I was left me in charge of the bar. JD and coming up. I have no idea how to work the jukebox so I will wait till Ash comes back. " just kick it | |||
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"Make mine a double JD with a splash of Coke and some ice please. Some glam-rock on the jukebox...Fox On The Run might be appropriate For the want of something better to do, anyone fancy a game of pool ? Ash is taking a break so I was left me in charge of the bar. JD and coming up. I have no idea how to work the jukebox so I will wait till Ash comes back. just kick it " I will give it a go. that is how I normally fix things! | |||
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"Pint of Heineken please. " As you may have guessed I'm not Ash The pint of Heineken coming right up. | |||
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"Evening Ash. How's your week been?? . Please may I have my usual..?? And I'm in a wish you were here mood by the mighty pink Floyd.. Or forest by the Cure.. " Hi marina. Ash is currently taking a sit down wee break. so has left me in charge. Normal service will be resumed shortly. | |||
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"Evening Ash. How's your week been?? . Please may I have my usual..?? And I'm in a wish you were here mood by the mighty pink Floyd.. Or forest by the Cure.. Hi marina. Ash is currently taking a sit down wee break. so has left me in charge. Normal service will be resumed shortly. " Sorry spelt your name wrong. All complaints regarding the temporary bar woman should be directed to Ash. | |||
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"Hey Ash, can I get a Red Leg rum please? For the jukebox how about some Stereophonics, The Bartender and the Thief? " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMaFIRmQpo Stereophonics - The Bartender and the thief. | |||
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"Evening everyone. Can I have a G&T please and a flatliner shot please? Good evening ne jp.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and a flat liner shot.... Thanks Ash, I’m John-Paul. Why don’t you have a shot yourself too?" Thanks John Paul..I'll have a shot with you. | |||
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"Evening Ash. How's your week been?? . Please may I have my usual..?? And I'm in a wish you were here mood by the mighty pink Floyd.. Or forest by the Cure.. " Good evening Maria...Had a busy week! I think you had a snowball cocktail last week so another coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOth-BuCNY Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon.. | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams." I'll have what she's having | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams." Good evening to you cindi.... One German apple schnapps coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WoKrRycvQ John Tams - over the hills and far away The music from the Sharpe TV drama series! | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams. I'll have what she's having" Good evening Sir...Another German apple Schnapps coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Slippery nipple please and a packet of scampi And the bar maids number " Good evening The Manc... one slippery nipple cocktail coming right up... I'm afraid she has gone home now but you can always ask her next week! | |||
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"Thanks Lorna for looking after the bar while i was having my dinner and a sit down wee. ( i washed my hands after!) Should be good to go again now for a while if i can get anyone a drink or play a song on the jukebox..." You are very welcome. I'm glad you clarified that you would wash your hands! | |||
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"Slippery nipple please and a packet of scampi And the bar maids number " | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams. I'll have what she's having Good evening Sir...Another German apple Schnapps coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox?" Sharpe theme tune is fine by me ... | |||
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"Evening, Can I something stiff, please, surprise me!" Good evening Melchior...Something stiff you say?...How about a drop of Jack Daniels and cola?...Its a lovely mix... | |||
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"Evening, Can I something stiff, please, surprise me! Good evening Melchior...Something stiff you say?...How about a drop of Jack Daniels and cola?...Its a lovely mix..." Cheers, make it a double! | |||
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"Slippery nipple please and a packet of scampi And the bar maids number " And a couple of tequilas for lornajo | |||
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"Slippery nipple please and a packet of scampi And the bar maids number And a couple of tequilas for lornajo " Thank you very much greatly appreciated. | |||
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"A jamesons and lemonade please. And something poppy I can dance too please x" Good evening Miss Choosy... One Jamesons whisky and lemonade coming right up..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyUcAUMmMY&list=PLgxEvT3Nz-ro93v6dtX9gDfY46etdvFKv Jess Glynne - Hold my hand Can i join you on the dance floor?... | |||
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"Evening, Can I something stiff, please, surprise me! Good evening Melchior...Something stiff you say?...How about a drop of Jack Daniels and cola?...Its a lovely mix... Cheers, make it a double!" One double JD's and cola coming right up! | |||
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"A jamesons and lemonade please. And something poppy I can dance too please x Good evening Miss Choosy... One Jamesons whisky and lemonade coming right up..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyUcAUMmMY&list=PLgxEvT3Nz-ro93v6dtX9gDfY46etdvFKv Jess Glynne - Hold my hand Can i join you on the dance floor?..." The more the merrier. Come and dance with me x | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams. I'll have what she's having Good evening Sir...Another German apple Schnapps coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox?" Is it working again now then, after I kicked it...? Wouldn't mind Freefallin' by Tom Petty if its on there...and another JD and Coke please...just a splash of and some ice in there. It's getting too crowded in here to play pool, so time to go chat to those ladies over there by the fireplace...am wondering if the one with the fur coat is wearing knickers or not... | |||
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"Hi Ash Coke for me still atwork But some madness to pass the night on babe xxx" Good evening Queen..Thanks for stopping by...One cola with ice and lemon coming right up x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY Madness - It must be love | |||
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"Slippery nipple please and a packet of scampi And the bar maids number And a couple of tequilas for lornajo Thank you very much greatly appreciated. " Your welcome I’ll walk you home | |||
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"A jamesons and lemonade please. And something poppy I can dance too please x Good evening Miss Choosy... One Jamesons whisky and lemonade coming right up..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyUcAUMmMY&list=PLgxEvT3Nz-ro93v6dtX9gDfY46etdvFKv Jess Glynne - Hold my hand Can i join you on the dance floor?... The more the merrier. Come and dance with me x" I'm just putting on my dancing shoes x | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet " Let me buy you one...what are you having...? | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet Let me buy you one...what are you having...? " Cider or pink gin if you really want to, cheers | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet " Barman get whatever Jessica XY wants | |||
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"Can I get one cold & flu drink please Kitten" Good evening Kitten.. sorry to read you're also poorly..you better have a lemsip with some extra honey in it.. | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet Barman get whatever Jessica XY wants " Yes, please! Much obliged | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet Let me buy you one...what are you having...? Cider or pink gin if you really want to, cheers " One cider and a pink gin coming right up Jessica! | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet Let me buy you one...what are you having...? Cider or pink gin if you really want to, cheers " Dry or sweet...the cider...? | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet Let me buy you one...what are you having...? Cider or pink gin if you really want to, cheers One cider and a pink gin coming right up Jessica!" Both, I got lucky tonight! Thanks guys | |||
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"I haven't had a drink tonight yet Let me buy you one...what are you having...? Cider or pink gin if you really want to, cheers Dry or sweet...the cider...? " Always sweet haha | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams. I'll have what she's having Good evening Sir...Another German apple Schnapps coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox? Is it working again now then, after I kicked it...? Wouldn't mind Freefallin' by Tom Petty if its on there...and another JD and Coke please...just a splash of and some ice in there. It's getting too crowded in here to play pool, so time to go chat to those ladies over there by the fireplace...am wondering if the one with the fur coat is wearing knickers or not... " The Jukebox is now working again! Another JD's and cola coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A Tom Petty - Free Fallin | |||
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"Slippery nipple please and a packet of scampi And the bar maids number And a couple of tequilas for lornajo Thank you very much greatly appreciated. Your welcome I’ll walk you home " Such a gent. | |||
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"Pint of Heineken please. As you may have guessed I'm not Ash The pint of Heineken coming right up. " thank u Ash | |||
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"German apple snaps . And over the hills and far away by tams. I'll have what she's having Good evening Sir...Another German apple Schnapps coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox? Is it working again now then, after I kicked it...? Wouldn't mind Freefallin' by Tom Petty if its on there...and another JD and Coke please...just a splash of and some ice in there. It's getting too crowded in here to play pool, so time to go chat to those ladies over there by the fireplace...am wondering if the one with the fur coat is wearing knickers or not... The Jukebox is now working again! Another JD's and cola coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A Tom Petty - Free Fallin" Cola...? | |||
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"that be a vodie and red bull for me .and a cold cider for my man .music ,a bit of gansta rap .[ha ha]" Good evening... One Vodka and red bull and a cold cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3yXg-sX5c Snoop Dog - Gin and Juice Hope you like my selection!... | |||
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"Hi Ash Coke for me still atwork But some madness to pass the night on babe xxx Good evening Queen..Thanks for stopping by...One cola with ice and lemon coming right up x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY Madness - It must be love" Mwah babe Hit the spot xxx | |||
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"Hi Ash, Can I get a glass of Petrus and hotel California on the jukebox please Good evening older.... One glass of Petrus wine coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM Eagles - Hotel California.. Lyrics included so you can sing along!" | |||
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"That was perfect thanks. Now could I have a bottle of red , a bottle of white, maybe a bottle of rose instead. Mmmm which song shall I have with this?" It sounds like you're thirsty tonight! One bottle of red,white and rose coming right up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJauX_q6wI Oasis - Champagne supernova | |||
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"Hi Ash Coke for me still atwork But some madness to pass the night on babe xxx Good evening Queen..Thanks for stopping by...One cola with ice and lemon coming right up x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY Madness - It must be love Mwah babe Hit the spot xxx" your'e welcome...I'm glad it helped xx | |||
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"Loving the music Could we get a Guinness and a double vodka with lucozade please " Good evening funnewcpl... I'm pleased you're enjoying tonight's music... One pint of Guinness and a double vodka with lucozade coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Popping back in for another pink gin pretty please. " Lovely to see pop back in again x Another Pink Gin coming right up lovely. | |||
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"Oooh we're a bit late tonight!! Large g&t for me please... And a JD Honey on ice for him!! Thanks Ash x" Good evening to you Fabbish and thanks for stopping by..we will be open until 1 am this morning. One large Gin and tonic and a JD's honey on ice coming right up! Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Popping back in for another pink gin pretty please. Lovely to see pop back in again x Another Pink Gin coming right up lovely. " Thank you lovely. X | |||
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